The Fantanas

Fleet Admiral JD · Post by **Fleet Admiral JD** » 2005-07-27 11:55am

Don't you wanna?

Am I the only one who finds the Fanta ads quite erotic?

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-07-27 12:39pm

Eye candy aside, I find the Fantana ads really annoying. The high-pitched singing and virtual strobe light of bright colors gives me a headache.

And yes, there erotic because they're supposed to be (don't you wanna?) Don't be decieved by the sirens!

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-07-27 01:13pm

I find their commercials to be excrutiatingly annoying. I have sworn to never touch Fanta(not that I drank it in the first place) I was that annoyed by the commercials.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2005-07-27 01:15pm

It's doubley annoying since I only see the damn comercials at the movie theater and I hate watching comercials at the movie theater. They are some cute women and all but still....

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-07-27 01:36pm

I don't mind them on TV, but find it annoying in the cinema, although there was one recent theatre ad that was kind of amusing (the record compilation one).

I also find it disappointing that there are only four flavours of Fanta in the US, while IIRC, Europe gets shitloads of flavours...

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » 2005-07-27 01:48pm

I... Fucking... Hate... The Fantanas...

That is all.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-07-27 02:47pm

KILL!

Chmee · Post by **Chmee** » 2005-07-27 03:03pm

The only thing I 'wanna wanna' when those damned commercials come on is pull an Elvis and unload my Sig's clip into the television ....

"Hit the Mute button, fasta fasta!"

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2005-07-27 03:28pm

They annoy me much too much. They need to cut the crap off.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2005-07-27 03:53pm

I think they need to put the Desperate Housewives in a Fanta commercial... yowza.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2005-07-27 04:07pm

Certainly easy on the eye.

Doesn't stop Fanta being vile muck though.

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2005-07-27 06:23pm

FUCKING HATE 'EM.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2005-07-27 06:29pm

I hate annoying happy songs. And I REALY hate those girls, no matter how hot/good looking they are... if they are in the procces of annoying me then its the only thing I'm going to see/remeber about them.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2005-07-27 06:37pm

ERm where's a good Ion sattillite when you really need one?

That NOS Guy · Post by **That NOS Guy** » 2005-07-27 09:10pm

"Our weapons are useless before their waterski invasion!"

God I hate these girls. Their ads resememble some sort of exercise in masochism. Especially the one where they guys in a body cast "Drink, drink, you have no choice but to drink foolish mortal!"

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2005-07-28 12:16am

The Fanta commercials encorage me to never drink any Fanta whatsoever, even if it was the only method of hydration left on the Earth.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-07-28 12:37am

Personally, I like how our local cinema plays there commercial last in the lineup, and then cuts it off with the announcement as to the location of the emergency exits.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2005-07-28 12:40am

I think I've found a theoretical weapon to defeat these Fantanas, using existing remote-control and Nielsen-ratings technology.

EDIT: found during multiple failed googlings for something called a 'Gunvertor', a TV remote shaped like a Browning M1911A1.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-07-28 12:44am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I think I've found a theoretical weapon to defeat these Fantanas, using existing remote-control and Nielsen-ratings technology.

EDIT: found during multiple failed googlings for something called a 'Gunvertor', a TV remote shaped like a Browning M1911A1.

Minus the whole concept of "We're watching what you're watching" I could definately go for it.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2005-07-28 12:59am

"don't you wanna?"

Zed Snardbody · Post by **Zed Snardbody** » 2005-07-28 03:48am

I wonder if the purple one really tastse like grape

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2005-07-28 04:16pm

Zed Snardbody wrote:I wonder if the purple one really tastse like grape

No, I'm willing to bet she tastes like dirty whore. Zing!

Techno_Union · Post by **Techno_Union** » 2005-07-29 09:10pm

Those are different girls than I've seen.

I don't mind the commercials -- I just think they're funny.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2005-07-29 09:23pm

I would hit it with the Fantanas, even if it meant I had to actually drink Fanta.

Dangermouse · Post by **Dangermouse** » 2005-07-29 09:36pm

Techno_Union wrote:Those are different girls than I've seen.

Same here. We see this group in our movie theaters:

They are very silly.