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The people in my confirmation class rotate helping out in the daycare that goes on during the main portion of the service every Sunday. Today was my day to help out, so I went down right after the children's sermon. It was fairly routine, the kids(6-8) had some cookies, some lemonade, then went upstairs. We all played a rousing game of Bibleoply(think Monopoly with no competition, no greed, and a single church inside of houses and hotels), at which point I was seriously considering assissted suicide(theirs) as an effective means of birth control. They were all ultrahyper. Every one of them. Gah.

Anyway, as the game wound down, two of the boys kept saying that they would be 'going to Texas'. They then explained that 'Texas' was the boy's bathroom. A variety of antics followed, the details of which I will not bother you. Suffice to say it included 'Texas', chairs, and a lot of small wooden balls.

Anyway, after everyone was all ready to go down and greet the parents, the two boys started up with the 'I'm going to Texas' thing again. One of the girls said, 'Are you going to Canada too?'. To which the boy replied,

'Eeew. Canada is the girl's bathroom.'

That just struck me as being rather funny.
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Cool, we get all the girls!!!!!
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Ted wrote:Cool, we get all the girls!!!!!
For as long as it takes them to take a crap anyway. American can save billions on its Sewage systems.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Ted wrote:Cool, we get all the girls!!!!!
For as long as it takes them to take a crap anyway. American can save billions on its Sewage systems.
But we only allow the ugly girls to return to the US, we cultivate the cream of the crop.
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Ted wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Ted wrote:Cool, we get all the girls!!!!!
For as long as it takes them to take a crap anyway. American can save billions on its Sewage systems.
But we only allow the ugly girls to return to the US, we cultivate the cream of the crop.
Which is why we'll have to invade. :twisted:
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Dammit! Canada is always doing something like this!
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Commence Operation Crinsom. :twisted: That Canadian Invasion plan is still effective, nowadays.
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Why do they go to Texas!? *shudder* Texas sucks....
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verilon wrote:Why do they go to Texas!? *shudder* Texas sucks....
If you ever meet Raven never mention this.
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CmdrWilkens wrote:
verilon wrote:Why do they go to Texas!? *shudder* Texas sucks....
If you ever meet Raven never mention this.
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verilon wrote:
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verilon wrote:Why do they go to Texas!? *shudder* Texas sucks....
If you ever meet Raven never mention this.
Who?
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CmdrWilkens wrote:Raven Ford, goddess and object of sexual desire at ASVS. She's also a very proud Texan and frankly I'd be afraid of her if angered.
  1. I don't post to ASVS
  2. I can't figure out how to post to ASVS
  3. ASVS is confusing
  4. Texas still sucks
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verilon wrote:Why do they go to Texas!? *shudder* Texas sucks....
Is that so.......
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XaLEv wrote:
verilon wrote:Why do they go to Texas!? *shudder* Texas sucks....
Is that so.......
According to me, yes.
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Then, it makes sense because the boy's bathroom is always the dirtier, smellier one without the soap and paper towels, figurative of Texas sucking.
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verilon wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:Raven Ford, goddess and object of sexual desire at ASVS. She's also a very proud Texan and frankly I'd be afraid of her if angered.
  1. I don't post to ASVS
  2. I can't figure out how to post to ASVS
  3. ASVS is confusing
  4. Texas still sucks
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verilon wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:Raven Ford, goddess and object of sexual desire at ASVS. She's also a very proud Texan and frankly I'd be afraid of her if angered.
  1. I don't post to ASVS
  2. I can't figure out how to post to ASVS
  3. ASVS is confusing
  4. Texas still sucks
  1. Sounds like a problem you need to correct
  2. Its called a newreader and there are many (Xnews, FreeAgent, Outlook, hell even Opera includes one). Furthermore there are more than a few here, myself included, who could talk you through the basics of geting into USENET.
  3. Not really, you just need to have been around a while and use something OTHER than Google to read and post.
  4. I'm not arguing just saying you ought to avoid saying that to Raven :)
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CmdrWilkens wrote: 4. I'm not arguing just saying you ought to avoid saying that to Raven :)
Or to me... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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CmdrWilkens wrote:
verilon wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:Raven Ford, goddess and object of sexual desire at ASVS. She's also a very proud Texan and frankly I'd be afraid of her if angered.
  1. I don't post to ASVS
  2. I can't figure out how to post to ASVS
  3. ASVS is confusing
  4. Texas still sucks
  1. Sounds like a problem you need to correct
  2. Its called a newreader and there are many (Xnews, FreeAgent, Outlook, hell even Opera includes one). Furthermore there are more than a few here, myself included, who could talk you through the basics of geting into USENET.
  3. Not really, you just need to have been around a while and use something OTHER than Google to read and post.
  4. I'm not arguing just saying you ought to avoid saying that to Raven :)
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Beowulf wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote: 4. I'm not arguing just saying you ought to avoid saying that to Raven :)
Or to me... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

/me takes out cudgel...
*balefire*yawn* Next?
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Bad verilon...bad...no terminating people's existence:P

Besides, lived in Texas for three years and hell I still am trying to fathom it's 'charm'.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Bad verilon...bad...no terminating people's existence:P
No, just the cudgel's.
Besides, lived in Texas for three years and hell I still am trying to fathom it's 'charm'.
lol!
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verilon wrote:
Beowulf wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote: 4. I'm not arguing just saying you ought to avoid saying that to Raven :)
Or to me... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

/me takes out cudgel...
*balefire*yawn* Next?
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Beowulf wrote:
verilon wrote:
Beowulf wrote: Or to me... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

/me takes out cudgel...
*balefire*yawn* Next?
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