The new world

[Darth Wong]

Has this Jake guy actually DONE anything bannable yet? I mean, sure he claims to be the Messiah and such, but you can't ban stupidity... I think the comment of likening him to the 'Wisdom Cube' is highly apt! He claims to be all knowing, yet spouts gibberish all day...

Stupidity alone can be a banning offense but we would normally hold a poll for that. However, since he actually paid $10 for the privilege of signing up and posting his ... odd ... ramblings, he deserves to be allowed to explain his views, no matter how deluded they may be.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

And I thought J99 was a Category 3 Troll with the first post. I leave for a few hours and multiple Cat 5 trolls come outta nowhere.

VE, now you know why it's unwise to upset a Wookiee

[Tinkerbell]

J99, a present. Please accept my humble offering...

God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm eqipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks

God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist

God thinks all people like you are evil
God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation
self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
and use His name for your own protection

God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic

God God
God thinks all people like you are evil
God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation
self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
and use His name for your own agenda

God is a liberal
God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says that it's absolute truth
its lies and it smells like death
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
if he wanted to start a holy war?

self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
and use His name for your own protection

God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything

[Surlethe]

VE, now you know why it's unwise to upset a Wookiee

A new strategy? Obsolete. The Wookiee won already!

And since I have a few minutes...

Viscious asked me to come here so you too could tear me apart.

'twill be my pleasure.

I merely accepted his challenge, he said smart people were posting here.

Certainly.

I am glad he posted what I have said in other forums. The only statement that is missconstrued is probably because I worded it poorly.

You seem to have a ... talent ... for wording sentences poorly.

God and whoever or whatever he is and Jesus who I say that I am the same as is who I am.

I think a better way to phrase this is, "God, whoever he is, and Jesus -- who I say I am -- is who I actually am."

No doubt you'll provide evidence backing up your claim you are Jesus, and, preferably, a few miracles, as well.

I am is a man that god uses but that does not make me God.

We don't need two verbs in this sentence -- in the English language, "am is" is a no-no. Using "I am" as a noun is also a no-no. Rephrased: "I'm a man God uses, but that doesn't make me God."

My words are not even his words but they might be and my success and experience speaks volumes that no one else can claim.

We like to use commas to break up sentences into these things we call clauses. Oh, and we English speakers also like to avoid contradicting ourselves within a single sentence. Rephrased: "My words, while generally not his words, might be; my sole success and experience speak volumes about who I am."

I can fix anything and yet I have very little formal education, which is why major companies have given me the ball over the educated ones.

Remember: commas are your friends. Generally, when attempting to communicate with a diverse audience, avoid euphemisms, slang, and jargon, such as "the ball". Rephrased: "I can fix anything, and yet, I have very little formal education; because I can fix anything, major companies have hired me over more qualified applicants."

Of course, they probably only hired you as a janitor...

I don't care about sentence structure it's the content that counts.

Use a fucking apostrophe when contracting "it is". Furthermore, nobody gives a shit whether or not you don't care about sentence structure; what they do care about is whether or not you are capable of communicating the content. Poor sentence structure inhibits communication. I also recommend reading the rules, and paying attention to Posting Rule 1.

Grammar lesson over.

Now, troll, I expect you to back up every single claim you made in that paragraph. You are Jesus Christ, chosen prophet? Prove it. You've been hired over more qualified applicants by major companies? Documentation.

Have at it. I'm sure the horsemen will enjoy sodomizing your posts once this gets HoSed.

[DrkHelmet]

<snip>

I nominate Surlethe for an Emmy!

[fgalkin]

As for me being Assassin X. Yep. But I've emailed Darth Wong and asked to be unbanned for my stupidity in the past and he unbanned me.

No I did not. You signed up with a new account under a different name because you were not unbanned.

Wait, did he really think that he could lie so easily, and actually convince us that he made Mike change the board policy just for him?

Oh wait, this is the guy who claimed that he was hired by the FBI at age 16. Nevermind....

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

[Faram]

A quote from Voltaire sems to fit this like a glove.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

Other than that I must say that this is among the dumbest threads ever at SD.NET

[Jake99]

Drop the english lesson it has no bearing on anything, my education is a bit different than yours and alot more useful. The bible is not worded as you speak. My 6 siblings finished top end listening to your teachers and I consider some of them totally missguided. The bible is totally accurate on many revelations if not all depending on how you look at it and the system for living in peace is one of use not ownership. That means we each own every atom of this world and thus you have to run a use type system, legally. You dont have the right to restrict me from what is mine, take down your walls. Because if you don't the wars that have been raging since the beginning of time will continue till the end of time. Recycle all the weapons of mass desrtruction and turn them into building materials. I would say that steel reinfourced homes accross hurricane alley would be a good start before the winds blow you down again. The islands and coast lines are being decimated while the work force fires bullits at each other and burns up all the oil,etc. Its time for the buying and selling between each other to come to an end. Free basics, purchase luxuries by earning them.

What companies have I been a leader for: The US Marines as the night shift supervisor for Harrier ordnance in Cherry Point and Yuma ( 3 different squadrons). I also had leadership roles at Parris Island as first squad leader, 29 Palms as barracks commander, Memphis as formation leader and Rosevelt roads PR as ordnance team leader. It was a quick 4 years and I spent the last year and a half on crutches after being hurt in a game of football. I was the quarterback for the squadron touch football team 4/0 , averaged 28 points a game, league high in every catagory as I hear. Leading the league has always been easy for myself and my 6 siblings in every sport. I also lost to the best straight pool player I ever saw in the finals at 29 Palms, he made over 60 balls on his first turn and beat me to 200 pretty quick. And I hustled pool on the strip in San Diego while on crutches at the Naval hospital after an operation that left a 8 in scar at my knee. I am a partially disabled Veteran but that just means my Tennis game is not what it once was.

Continental baking, ITT Continental baking, Ralston Purina and Interstate bakeries, all one time owners of Hostess Cake and Wonder Bread during my 21 years. In my spare time while acting as a production Superintendant I redesigned or modified every work area. Thats concept and design as well as overseeing the engineering projects. And I identified mechanical problems as well as all other problems in the 5 facilities I managed and resolved about a thousand ongoing problems permanently. Did I mention that I finished last in my high school class of 450 at one of the best schools in the US ( Amherst Central Jr and Sr high Amherst NY). The first shall be last and the last shall be first applies here.

And during my leadership positions I was court martialed twice for communicating threats, but neither ended up as such and I only recieved a suspended bust from Corporal to lance Corporal which was just a warning. I would have challenged that decision but you have few rights in the military. They wanted me to be a warrent officer from the start but I chose to stand against them instead. If you threaten me you get threatened back to the degree that I am allowed by law. I dont take lightly to bullies and I take them on immediatly and legally. The same is true of the judicial system which has challenged and lost to me on many occaisions. It seems that legally my threats were legal and justified and theirs were not, I say its an obligation to stand against such criminals. I have had much experience in legal matters wth the Teamsters, Bakery Confectionary and Tobbaco as well as the Machinists and Office workers unions. I lost on a speeding ticket once but they cheated and I have won on several traffic offenses in court. Not once did I lose to a union when I pushed an issue, and I pushed many times in and out of court. Fast? This is just the tip of the iceberg as they say. You want proof I will send it to you. I am not a computer wiz although some believe that I am so I can fax a few things that can reference what I say is true. And I dont play Starcraft but it sounds like a good computer game. Is there a grammer and spell check here or am I at the mercy of the educated ones? Just another system that needs to be fixed if you ask me. Nothing I hate worse than finger pointers and scoffers. Its time to fix this world not blame each other and critisize things that do not matter. Give me the tools and I will give you a much better product as I always have.

Interstate Bakeries wanted me to be the director of operations, I turned them down and took on the judicial system instead.

[Alyeska]

Your entire post is meaningless rambling.

[Sir Sirius]

So you belief that weapons of mass destruction should be turned in to steel houses, served in the marines, played football, have worked for several bakeries, are not a computer wiz, have not played Starcraft, but think it's good game... ... ... what on Earth are you trying to say? If there is a message there somewhere I've missed it totally.

[DrkHelmet]

So you belief that weapons of mass destruction should be turned in to steel houses, served in the marines, played football, have worked for several bakeries, are not a computer wiz, have not played Starcraft, but think it's good game... ... ... what on Earth are you trying to say? If there is a message there somewhere I've missed it totally.

This is where that whole "good spelling" and "proper grammar" thing comes into play. Without them, nobody understands the message attempting to be conveyed. I read about halfway through, and when I couldn't think of a single point he had said, I gave up.

[Tinkerbell]

Drop

:points to quote:

Thats what I read of your post before something much much more important came up.

After I flushed I decided to come make this post.

[GrandMasterTerwynn]

::Starts reading . . . ::

<snip>

Fuck it, my brain exploded trying to comprehend that rambling continuous orgasm of stupidity. Some points:

A) Fallacious appeals to authority are unappreciated here. So is inventing a life story for yourself to make you look less stupid than you really are. However, if you're willing to let them do so, there are members of this board who would likely be able to verify your service record.

Of course, since you claim to have averaged 28 points a game at football, American football, no less, we can conclude that you're either full of shit, or you played against seven year old children.

Christ, this is like reading through the half-baked invented life of Stewie from SDI, except with twice the delusions of grandeur and only a tenth of the science incompetence. I give up. I'll give it the treatment it deserves later.

[Surlethe]

Drop the english lesson it has no bearing on anything, my education is a bit different than yours and alot more useful.

English has everything to do with how well you communicate. You currently have more of an education than I do, and you still manage to make yourself look like a retard.

The bible is not worded as you speak. My 6 siblings finished top end listening to your teachers and I consider some of them totally missguided.

See, this is where English comes in. The phrase "...finished top end..." is meaningless. I presume you actually meant to write: "The Bible is not worded as if one is speaking. My six siblings finished at the top of their classes, listening to people like your teachers, and I consider them totally misguided."

The bible is totally accurate on many revelations if not all depending on how you look at it and the system for living in peace is one of use not ownership.

This, Jake, is what we like to call a "run-on sentence". It rambles and includes information not salient to the point of the sentence. What you might want to do is rewrite that sentence as "The Bible is totally accurate on many points, if not all, depending on how you approach interpretation." Then you would add a paragraph break, and then write, "The system for living in peace ought to be based on utilization, and not ownership."

I will therefore address your points based on topic. Sure the Bible is totally accurate on many revelations depending on how one looks at it; it is also completely full of bullshit, depending on how one looks at it.

This proposed system for living in peace is utter bullshit. Human nature does not permit communal ownership on a scale larger than a family.

That means we each own every atom of this world and thus you have to run a use type system, legally.

Well and good; somebody obviously owned your medicine.

You dont have the right to restrict me from what is mine, take down your walls. Because if you don't the wars that have been raging since the beginning of time will continue till the end of time.

Let's see examples of these wars, troll.

Recycle all the weapons of mass desrtruction and turn them into building materials. I would say that steel reinfourced homes accross hurricane alley would be a good start before the winds blow you down again.

Bullshit. You obviously know fucking nothing about weapons of mass destruction. Would you like to live in a Pu house?

The islands and coast lines are being decimated while the work force fires bullits at each other and burns up all the oil,etc. Its time for the buying and selling between each other to come to an end. Free basics, purchase luxuries by earning them.

Communism has been debunked elsewhere. If you really want a SmackDown, then bring this up again. I'll feel free to abuse you verbally as I take apart your points.

<snip>

Why should I trust you? If I say I'm Jesus Christ; obey me as your God, will you obey me? I want documentation. There are multiple free image hosting services for your papers.

Did I mention that I finished last in my high school class of 450 at one of the best schools in the US ( Amherst Central Jr and Sr high Amherst NY). The first shall be last and the last shall be first applies here.

Ah. You're an idiot; therefore, you feel you should be entitled to things, rather than earning them. It all makes sense now.

And during my leadership positions I was court martialed twice for communicating threats, but neither ended up as such and I only recieved a suspended bust from Corporal to lance Corporal which was just a warning. I would have challenged that decision but you have few rights in the military. They wanted me to be a warrent officer from the start but I chose to stand against them instead. If you threaten me you get threatened back to the degree that I am allowed by law. I dont take lightly to bullies and I take them on immediatly and legally. The same is true of the judicial system which has challenged and lost to me on many occaisions.

Really? So, in addition to being a moron who is incapable of putting thoughts into the English language, you threaten to sue people you don't like?

It seems that legally my threats were legal and justified and theirs were not, I say its an obligation to stand against such criminals.

Or maybe your delusions of grandeur are acting up again...

<snip>

*sniff* *sniff* ...ah...ah-CHOOH! Pardon me; I happen to be allergic to bullshit.

And I dont play Starcraft but it sounds like a good computer game.

Right. That's fucking wierd. Starcraft, in the middle of a rant about how you took down the judicial system?

Is there a grammer and spell check here or am I at the mercy of the educated ones? Just another system that needs to be fixed if you ask me.

So it seems you are worried about communication.

Nothing I hate worse than finger pointers and scoffers. Its time to fix this world not blame each other and critisize things that do not matter. Give me the tools and I will give you a much better product as I always have.

Bullshitter. To "fix the world" into your ideal Communist wet dream, you have to change human nature, which is, frankly, impossible.

Interstate Bakeries wanted me to be the director of operations, I turned them down and took on the judicial system instead.

Like shooting fish in a barrel. Troll (or are you a sockpuppet?), here's a piece of advice: shut the fuck up before the flames start descending upon you from high.

[Keevan_Colton]

Drop the english lesson it has no bearing on anything

One might expect the messiah to be able to communicate clearly.

my education is a bit different than yours and alot more useful.

Would that be the difference where my education exists and yours doesnt?

The bible is not worded as you speak.

You're right, and with good reason. The bible is drivel in places, the prose is as well written as a telephone directory.

My 6 siblings finished top end listening to your teachers and I consider some of them totally missguided.

So you come from a long line of fuckwits? Maybe we can settle the nature vs. nurture thing with you.

The bible is totally accurate on many revelations if not all depending on how you look at it

The bible is totally accurate except when it isnt? I might say "Jesus you're a fuckwit." But in this case perhaps "You're a fuckwit Jesus" might be more appropriate.

and the system for living in peace is one of use not ownership.

Right, communism.

That means we each own every atom of this world and thus you have to run a use type system, legally.

'scuse me, but laws are built to regulate a model of society, models are not built to conform to legalities.

You dont have the right to restrict me from what is mine, take down your walls. Because if you don't the wars that have been raging since the beginning of time will continue till the end of time.

Right, perhaps the concept of competition and scarcity might have skipped past you...perhaps you'd like to go live in the Culture or something?

Recycle all the weapons of mass desrtruction and turn them into building materials. I would say that steel reinfourced homes accross hurricane alley would be a good start before the winds blow you down again.

Uranium garden shed...exactly how stupid are you?

The islands and coast lines are being decimated while the work force fires bullits at each other and burns up all the oil,etc. Its time for the buying and selling between each other to come to an end. Free basics, purchase luxuries by earning them.

Right, so end commerce except for on luxuries...so...basically, dont end commerce. Can you perhaps make it through a single paragraph without fucking up?

What companies have I been a leader for:

The US Marines as the night shift supervisor for Harrier ordnance in Cherry Point and Yuma ( 3 different squadrons). I also had leadership roles at Parris Island as first squad leader, 29 Palms as barracks commander, Memphis as formation leader and Rosevelt roads PR as ordnance team leader. It was a quick 4 years and I spent the last year and a half on crutches after being hurt in a game of football. I was the quarterback for the squadron touch football team 4/0 , averaged 28 points a game, league high in every catagory as I hear. Leading the league has always been easy for myself and my 6 siblings in every sport. I also lost to the best straight pool player I ever saw in the finals at 29 Palms, he made over 60 balls on his first turn and beat me to 200 pretty quick. And I hustled pool on the strip in San Diego while on crutches at the Naval hospital after an operation that left a 8 in scar at my knee. I am a partially disabled Veteran but that just means my Tennis game is not what it once was.

Right, so you did a stint in the marines...good for you. That gives you access to mystical understanding? They ought to put it in the commercials.

Continental baking, ITT Continental baking, Ralston Purina and Interstate bakeries, all one time owners of Hostess Cake and Wonder Bread during my 21 years. In my spare time while acting as a production Superintendant I redesigned or modified every work area. Thats concept and design as well as overseeing the engineering projects. And I identified mechanical problems as well as all other problems in the 5 facilities I managed and resolved about a thousand ongoing problems permanently. Did I mention that I finished last in my high school class of 450 at one of the best schools in the US ( Amherst Central Jr and Sr high Amherst NY). The first shall be last and the last shall be first applies here.

'Me make bread go better! Me no do so well in school'

And during my leadership positions I was court martialed twice for communicating threats, but neither ended up as such and I only recieved a suspended bust from Corporal to lance Corporal which was just a warning.

Pardon?

"I was brilliant in the Marines...though I did get court martialled twice and get busted down."

I would have challenged that decision but you have few rights in the military. They wanted me to be a warrent officer from the start but I chose to stand against them instead.

Translation: They considered me a fuckwit too.

If you threaten me you get threatened back to the degree that I am allowed by law. I dont take lightly to bullies and I take them on immediatly and legally. The same is true of the judicial system which has challenged and lost to me on many occaisions. It seems that legally my threats were legal and justified and theirs were not, I say its an obligation to stand against such criminals. I have had much experience in legal matters wth the Teamsters, Bakery Confectionary and Tobbaco as well as the Machinists and Office workers unions.

Translation: I'm another one of the sort of morons who doesnt ethically justify my positions in a self consistent manner, but instead appeal to what is legal.

I lost on a speeding ticket once but they cheated and I have won on several traffic offenses in court. Not once did I lose to a union when I pushed an issue, and I pushed many times in and out of court. Fast? This is just the tip of the iceberg as they say. You want proof I will send it to you. I am not a computer wiz although some believe that I am so I can fax a few things that can reference what I say is true.

Translation: I wont scan anything, post links to any articles, give details here that could be used to check, but if you'd like to give me some other details of yours I'd be happy to send you something...

And I dont play Starcraft but it sounds like a good computer game.

Are you by any chance contradicting what you've said elsewhere?

Is there a grammer and spell check here or am I at the mercy of the educated ones?

Perpetually.

Just another system that needs to be fixed if you ask me.

Not really, if you're too stupid to figure out how to write properly that's your problem not anyone elses.

Nothing I hate worse than finger pointers and scoffers.

Then allow me to be the first here to point a finger at you and scoff because personally I find people who couldnt reason their way out of a wet cardboard box but claim to have a magic solution for the worlds problems to be far worse.

Its time to fix this world not blame each other and critisize things that do not matter. Give me the tools and I will give you a much better product as I always have.

Translation: If humans werent humans they'd wouldnt be such bastards to each other.

Interstate Bakeries wanted me to be the director of operations, I turned them down and took on the judicial system instead.

Since you were such hot shit there I'm sure you'll be able to provide a senior staff member there as a reference, wont you?

[NecronLord]

Only, and this is only, would I welcome this messiah if he is the God of All Daleks, and comes to Purify the Earth with Fire.

Otherwise I would exterminate him on sight.

[Jason von Evil]

Has this Jake guy actually DONE anything bannable yet? I mean, sure he claims to be the Messiah and such, but you can't ban stupidity... I think the comment of likening him to the 'Wisdom Cube' is highly apt! He claims to be all knowing, yet spouts gibberish all day...

Stupidity alone can be a banning offense but we would normally hold a poll for that. However, since he actually paid $10 for the privilege of signing up and posting his ... odd ... ramblings, he deserves to be allowed to explain his views, no matter how deluded they may be.

Well that and the entertainment value.

[Captain tycho]

*rubs eyes*

*rubs eyes again, walks out of thread mumbling about not surfing the board at 2 am*

[Erik von Nein]

I'm roffling my waffles here. Though, it sounds like this guy's just giving an elaborate lie (well, probably made-up-on-the-spot lie). It seems so familiar to what one of my friend's does that I can't take this in any way seriously.

[wautd]

So you belief that weapons of mass destruction should be turned in to steel houses, served in the marines, played football, have worked for several bakeries, are not a computer wiz, have not played Starcraft, but think it's good game... ... ... what on Earth are you trying to say? If there is a message there somewhere I've missed it totally.

This is where that whole "good spelling" and "proper grammar" thing comes into play. Without them, nobody understands the message attempting to be conveyed. I read about halfway through, and when I couldn't think of a single point he had said, I gave up.

Actually, for me it makes totally sense now. This explains why the bible has stuff in it like Genisis, talking snakes, Noah's ark and people turning into salt. It must have been written by the same kind of guy

[Lord Zentei]

The Emperor is so much cooler than God. And Jesus. Combined.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

I wonder if one could register the Cult Imperialis as an actual religion or whether it would result in a lawsuit by GW.

[Lord Zentei]

Drop the english lesson it has no bearing on anything, my education is a bit different than yours and alot more useful.

How nice for you.

The bible is not worded as you speak. My 6 siblings finished top end listening to your teachers and I consider some of them totally missguided. The bible is totally accurate on many revelations if not all depending on how you look at it

Prove this assertion. As far as I can see, Biblical prophesies have by and large, failed.

and the system for living in peace is one of use not ownership.

Quit jumping from one subject to another mid-sentance. It is fucking annoying. Also, provide evidence for the assertion that the system for living in peace is one of use, not ownership.

That means we each own every atom of this world and thus you have to run a use type system, legally. You dont have the right to restrict me from what is mine, take down your walls.

You are a fucking moron. I do not have a right to take what is yours legally, but legally you don't own "every atom in the planet". You are on one hand decrying the socioeconomic system we live by, and yet you are appealing to the law and ownership at the same time. Riduculous.

Because if you don't the wars that have been raging since the beginning of time will continue till the end of time. Recycle all the weapons of mass desrtruction and turn them into building materials. I would say that steel reinfourced homes accross hurricane alley would be a good start before the winds blow you down again. The islands and coast lines are being decimated while the work force fires bullits at each other and burns up all the oil,etc. Its time for the buying and selling between each other to come to an end. Free basics, purchase luxuries by earning them.

OK, let's see. HOW will the abolition of ownership and trade end wars? HOW will you assess how much luxuries are "earned"? WHO will make this assessment? HOW will it be enforced? Provide some quantitative presentation of your socioeconomic model, if you please.

Are you even aware of such elementary economic concepts as supply, demand, consumer surplus, etc? Do you understand them?

What companies have I been a leader for: The US Marines as the night shift supervisor for Harrier ordnance in Cherry Point and Yuma ( 3 different squadrons). I also had leadership roles at Parris Island as first squad leader, 29 Palms as barracks commander, Memphis as formation leader and Rosevelt roads PR as ordnance team leader. It was a quick 4 years and I spent the last year and a half on crutches after being hurt in a game of football. I was the quarterback for the squadron touch football team 4/0 , averaged 28 points a game, league high in every catagory as I hear. Leading the league has always been easy for myself and my 6 siblings in every sport. I also lost to the best straight pool player I ever saw in the finals at 29 Palms, he made over 60 balls on his first turn and beat me to 200 pretty quick. And I hustled pool on the strip in San Diego while on crutches at the Naval hospital after an operation that left a 8 in scar at my knee. I am a partially disabled Veteran but that just means my Tennis game is not what it once was.

If there is one thing we detest on this forum it's posers. Particularly posers that lie about having served in the millitary. BACK UP THESE CLAIMS.

Continental baking, ITT Continental baking, Ralston Purina and Interstate bakeries, all one time owners of Hostess Cake and Wonder Bread during my 21 years. In my spare time while acting as a production Superintendant I redesigned or modified every work area. Thats concept and design as well as overseeing the engineering projects. And I identified mechanical problems as well as all other problems in the 5 facilities I managed and resolved about a thousand ongoing problems permanently. Did I mention that I finished last in my high school class of 450 at one of the best schools in the US ( Amherst Central Jr and Sr high Amherst NY). The first shall be last and the last shall be first applies here.

Blah, blah, blah. More pretentious bullshit.

And during my leadership positions I was court martialed twice for communicating threats, but neither ended up as such and I only recieved a suspended bust from Corporal to lance Corporal which was just a warning. I would have challenged that decision but you have few rights in the military. They wanted me to be a warrent officer from the start but I chose to stand against them instead. If you threaten me you get threatened back to the degree that I am allowed by law. I dont take lightly to bullies and I take them on immediatly and legally. The same is true of the judicial system which has challenged and lost to me on many occaisions. It seems that legally my threats were legal and justified and theirs were not, I say its an obligation to stand against such criminals. I have had much experience in legal matters wth the Teamsters, Bakery Confectionary and Tobbaco as well as the Machinists and Office workers unions. I lost on a speeding ticket once but they cheated and I have won on several traffic offenses in court. Not once did I lose to a union when I pushed an issue, and I pushed many times in and out of court. Fast? This is just the tip of the iceberg as they say. You want proof I will send it to you.

Let's see it then. Post it right here on this thread if you please.

I am not a computer wiz although some believe that I am so I can fax a few things that can reference what I say is true. And I dont play Starcraft but it sounds like a good computer game.

Wait, you're changing the subject again? Gaming discussions go in the Games and Computers forum.

Is there a grammer and spell check here or am I at the mercy of the educated ones? Just another system that needs to be fixed if you ask me. Nothing I hate worse than finger pointers and scoffers. Its time to fix this world not blame each other and critisize things that do not matter. Give me the tools and I will give you a much better product as I always have.

No, there is no grammar editor or spellchecker here. You might try writing your posts in Word or somesuch, spellcheck them there by hitting F-7 and copy-paste them here. Moron.

Interstate Bakeries wanted me to be the director of operations, I turned them down and took on the judicial system instead.

Whatever.

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What gets me is this seems like the kind of forum they should try to avoid...

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Jake99, if I find a couple of million euro somehow magically transferred on my bank acount by the end of the week, I'll be happy to believe you are sent by God. Deal buddy?

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Jake99, if I find a couple of million euro somehow magically transferred on my bank acount by the end of the week, I'll be happy to believe you are sent by God. Deal buddy?

Mind if I attach a rider to that bill stating the sum of two hundred trillion U.S. dollars magically appearing in each of my family-members' bank accounts; a MASSIVE spark of sudden sanity coming over the U.S. government causing weed to be legalized, the patent systemn overhauled, and the War on Terror actually prosecuted properly and effectively; Osama releasing a tape telling everyone that bombings and terrorism are all a big mistake and we should all just sit down and smoke some hashish together; gay marriage legislation passing with no opposition whatsoever from the Fundy contingent; the Fundy contingent being similarly struck by a massive wave of sanity, effectively 'destroying' said Fundies; and a cheap, viable power-generation and FTL technology magically being invented by a black gay Muslim in Sarth Effrica whilst he sleepwalks.

Oh, and FREE SUSHI FOR ALL!!!


He _IS_ the Messiah, after all, it can be done!