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If a man said he was the messiah would you listen to him or turn him away?

Listen to him
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8%
Turn him away
18
15%
No one can save this world
9
8%
George Bush is the way I follow him
12
10%
I dont believe in the messiah
67
57%
Once terrorisum is defeated all will be ok, that is my savior
2
2%
 
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Mind if I attach a rider to that bill stating the sum of two hundred trillion U.S. dollars magically appearing in each of my family-members' bank accounts; a MASSIVE spark of sudden sanity coming over the U.S. government causing weed to be legalized, the patent systemn overhauled, and the War on Terror actually prosecuted properly and effectively; Osama releasing a tape telling everyone that bombings and terrorism are all a big mistake and we should all just sit down and smoke some hashish together; gay marriage legislation passing with no opposition whatsoever from the Fundy contingent; the Fundy contingent being similarly struck by a massive wave of sanity, effectively 'destroying' said Fundies; and a cheap, viable power-generation and FTL technology magically being invented by a black gay Muslim in Sarth Effrica whilst he sleepwalks.

Oh, and FREE SUSHI FOR ALL!!!
I support these requirements. particularly the free sushi. :P
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:He _IS_ the Messiah, after all, it can be done!
Hell, all I'm waiting for at this point is a response to my call for proof that trade is the cause of war, and for a quantitative presentation of his socioeconomic model that shows not only that it is workable but that it would eliminate war. That would be quite a miracle by itself.
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Lord Zentei wrote:Hell, all I'm waiting for at this point is a response to my call for proof that trade is the cause of war, and for a quantitative presentation of his socioeconomic model that shows not only that it is workable but that it would eliminate war. That would be quite a miracle by itself.
Quantitative model? The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics fits the bill, and we all know it killed trade, worked, and brought about a new era of world peace. :roll:
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Jake99 wrote:Where we are now is where we are supposed to be. That does not mean that the methods that got us here were the best ones. The wars whether they be military or sales have brought us the abilities we needed to be able to use the simple system refered to in the bible. So with all the believers out there why is no one willing to change to the simple system? The ways of this world must change for the terrorisum and wars to stop, it says so in the bible. It amazes me that their are so many patriots and so few believers of the truth and the way.
I am not comprehending where you are attempting to go with this. A wild guess is that you're referring to some one-government system, leading to the mark of the Beast in the form of an implanted microchip or some such. Whatever it is, please clarify.

Edit:: Good grief - just noticed there were four pages of replies. Guess I'll have to wade through those.
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jegs2 wrote:
Jake99 wrote:Where we are now is where we are supposed to be. That does not mean that the methods that got us here were the best ones. The wars whether they be military or sales have brought us the abilities we needed to be able to use the simple system refered to in the bible. So with all the believers out there why is no one willing to change to the simple system? The ways of this world must change for the terrorisum and wars to stop, it says so in the bible. It amazes me that their are so many patriots and so few believers of the truth and the way.
I am not comprehending where you are attempting to go with this. A wild guess is that you're referring to some one-government system, leading to the mark of the Beast in the form of an implanted microchip or some such. Whatever it is, please clarify.
Translation:
The United States is in good shape right now. However, while we're all good, the way we got here was pretty bad; war and capitalism, while being bad things, have given us the ability to be communists like the Bible says. So, with all the Christians out there, why does nobody want to be communist? We must all become communist for terrorism and war to stop, because that's what the Bible says. It amazes me so many people can support the United States, and yet not be Christian and communist.
which in turn translates to:
I'm a fucking moron because I think the United States is in good shape, despite a never-ending war in Iraq, tensions rising with China, and the Constitution being trampled at every turn by fundamentalist Christians. The ability to put two words together doesn't mean shit, as I clearly demonstrate by lumping war and capitalism in the same category, whcih clearly demonstrates my inability to understand the very nature of capitalism. Anyway, capitalism, while capitalism has brought us many good things -- I'm smart enough to distinguish that, but apparently the horseshit in my brain makes me unable to understand if capitalism brings good things, then we ought to keep using it -- we need to scrap it now in favor of communism, because I'm such a moron, I actually think communism will bring world peace. Wait just a moment while I go spank my monkey over the Communist Manifesto...

... :wanker: ...

Ahh. Okay. Anyway, True Christians are all communist, because it says so in the Bible. Since there are so many True Christians, why are none of them communist? I mean, it's so simple -- the proletariat rise up, and sieze control of the burgeoise -- but I digress; in fact, I have so utterly and grossly distorted my view human nature to embrace this creed, I'm an imbecile with a flaming sack of dogshit for brains. This world must fall to communism through violent revolution to stop wars and terrorism; don't mind the fact wars and terrorism are a product of disputes over resources. In fact, the Bible even says communism will change the world; therefore, it must be true! Because I'm a moron with the social graces of a disgruntled kangaroo, it amazes me so many people support the concept of a democratic capitalistic socioeconomic system and so few people are Christian communists.
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Damnit, there can only be one cult leader on this board, and that one person is me. Damn wannabe imposters.

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Surlethe wrote:
Lord Zentei wrote:Hell, all I'm waiting for at this point is a response to my call for proof that trade is the cause of war, and for a quantitative presentation of his socioeconomic model that shows not only that it is workable but that it would eliminate war. That would be quite a miracle by itself.
Quantitative model? The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics fits the bill, and we all know it killed trade, worked, and brought about a new era of world peace. :roll:
I specified a workable model. The USSR ultimately failed. :P

Anyway, don't do his work for him, now.
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Lord Zentei wrote:
Surlethe wrote:
Lord Zentei wrote:Hell, all I'm waiting for at this point is a response to my call for proof that trade is the cause of war, and for a quantitative presentation of his socioeconomic model that shows not only that it is workable but that it would eliminate war. That would be quite a miracle by itself.
Quantitative model? The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics fits the bill, and we all know it killed trade, worked, and brought about a new era of world peace. :roll:
I specified a workable model. The USSR ultimately failed. :P

Anyway, don't do his work for him, now.
Oh, heavens! I must've forgotten about that whole fragmenting thing. I certainly wasn't hoping he'd sieze on that as evidence... :P
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Surlethe wrote:Oh, heavens! I must've forgotten about that whole fragmenting thing. I certainly wasn't hoping he'd sieze on that as evidence... :P
That's better (not that I didn't notice the point regrding World PeaceTM) :P
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Lord Zentei wrote:
Surlethe wrote:Oh, heavens! I must've forgotten about that whole fragmenting thing. I certainly wasn't hoping he'd sieze on that as evidence... :P
That's better (not that I didn't notice the point regrding World PeaceTM) :P
World PeaceTM? Did I say anything about world peace? Innocent me? <innocently>You must be seeing things...</innocently>

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I would be happy to let a senior monitor research what I say to be true about who I am, and what I have done and I would be happy to give you names of people who will verify it. I dont stay in touch with Marines from long ago but high level business colleages are available as references. And I have court docs that clearly state how easily I manipulate and execute prophesies while on trial at the same time. This worlds best lawyers and doctors have failed many times to find fault in my mental state or prosecute me for events I admitted to and they broke the law many times along the way. You may not like my communication skills but several huge facilities and big companies followed my extensive instructions verbatim and we did not fail. I ran departments of about 200 and I had another 100 in support departments. Every minute over 21 years was documented in detail and I led the company in every catagory from start to finish.

I am for democracy but I would socialize the basic human needs so the crime wave would stop and the stress level would diminish. Its a lot better to feed, shelter and cloth a person for free than it is to feed them in jail for stealing the basics. Most crimes are as a result of not having basic needs met. And everyone worries about how they will survive which is a poor way to achieve peace. Do I have a perfect plan, yes and no but I can get the world on track to near perfection pretty quick just as I did in the work force in several big US cities. I made very few mistakes and they were small as I redesigned much of a company that was failing just as this world is. They ended up exacly as I said they would and it kept them in business and brought forth peace and prosperity. I want to give the work force a cell phone that helps to schedule them and credit them for work. But what I wont sell is land because it should be used in the best manner possible according to experts. Protect the resorses by using them wisely and we will have plenty to go around. If you are living at the bottom of an active volcano I want to relocate you and use the land for farming and recreation so when the lava comes it will be easy to escape and it wrecks simple things not lives. Get the retail shops off the beach so if a tsunami comes what is left in its wake is just water and a few floating beach chairs. Dont let the natural events of the earth wreak havok.

I am not an e-mail expert or a english major but I can and have done all the important things that no one else has ever done. That is the fail safe mechanisum that absolutly identifies the real christ. Jesus spoke in ways that were strange and many said he was nuts but look at what he did which was nowhere close to what I have done.
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First off, as far as this 'Vicious' person goes (He hasn't posted in two pages, I don't feel like going back and looking up the name), aside from the fact that he broke the sock-puppet rule, isn't he also breaking the rule about direct-linking to other forums? I checked the entire thread, and no one else seems to have pointed that out.

Anyways, I haven't had a chance to do this in a *long* time...
Jake99 wrote:I would be happy to let a senior monitor research what I say to be true about who I am,
That isn't under question. Everyone here has no trouble accepting that what you say is true about who you are. You stay stupid, thoughtless, vapid platitudes, and as far as anyone can tell, you are a stupid, thoughtless, vapid, platitude-spewing moron.
Jake99 wrote:and what I have done and I would be happy to give you names of people who will verify it.
As far as I can tell, sorting out the grammatical jumble, our little buddy Jake is saying that he's going to back up his claim. The question is, why doesn't he simply provide names, instead of claiming he will at some unknown point in the future?
I dont stay in touch with Marines from long ago but high level business colleages are available as references.
Names? Links? Email? Something? Anything?
And I have court docs that clearly state how easily I manipulate and execute prophesies while on trial at the same time.
*stifles giggles* Okay, so are you going to give us these supposed existing court-transcripts, or are you just going to spew unfounded assertions like a busted shitpipe?
This worlds best lawyers and doctors have failed many times to find fault in my mental state or prosecute me for events I admitted to and they broke the law many times along the way.
Evidence? Names? Court dates? Newspaper articles? Anything?
You may not like my communication skills but several huge facilities and big companies followed my extensive instructions verbatim and we did not fail.
...to run ourselves flat into the ground. Again, names of these companies?
I ran departments of about 200 and I had another 100 in support departments.
Okay, my fluency in Moron has failed me here. Can anyone translate that for me?
Every minute over 21 years was documented in detail and I led the company in every catagory from start to finish.
Evidence? Sources? References? Oh, wait, doesn't appear you have any.
I am for democracy but I would socialize the basic human needs so the crime wave would stop and the stress level would diminish.
Sadly enough, he's hit on something here. We could place this functionally illiterate 'tard in a room with half a dozen sociopaths, let them tear him to itty-bitty shreds, and watch as their stress-levels take a significant dip from the exercise.
And everyone worries about how they will survive which is a poor way to achieve peace.
*blinks* So, if we stop worrying about staying alive, we'll be peaceful? THIS GUY'S SHEP!! If everyone's dead, then there'll be peace!

Sorry Shep, I couldn't help it.
Do I have a perfect plan, yes and no but


Everyone, look really closely. Somewhere, hiding behind one of the letters, is a question mark.
If you are living at the bottom of an active volcano I want to relocate you and use the land for farming and recreation so when the lava comes it will be easy to escape and it wrecks simple things not lives.
....

...

Okay, I give up, I cannot possibly say anything that will illustrate the stupidity of that statement, better than the statement itself.
Jesus spoke in ways that were strange and many said he was nuts but look at what he did which was nowhere close to what I have done.
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Jake, Show us on the doll where the priest touched you. Or is there a better explanation as to why you are clearly insane.
Jake the Snake with Gretzky's number wrote:Do I have a perfect plan, yes and no but I can get the world on track to near perfection pretty quick just as I did in the work force in several big US cities.
And I bet you have a cure for cancer brewing somewhere in your house too eh? I could name a few dictators and less than popular figures that claimed to have perfect plans also. When you do get your plan on track though, make sure my internment camp is located somewhere near the beach so I can get some sun. Oh shit that's right, we aren't going to have anything near the beaches because you don't want the Tsunami to hit. Well perhaps I could live near that active volcano i've always wanted to be next to, I hear the lava does wonders for landscaping.

You paid your money, you're putting up your posts, and its either going to end one of two ways for you and your diseased brain. You can just walk away, consider yourself some kind of martyr who unsuccessfully failed to convert the heathens, or you could shut up and enjoy some science fiction (it already seems you enjoy fiction, but by the context of your rambling you could use a little science). At any rate I don't forsee your little crusade going well, nobody likes a sanctimonious preacher who doesn't care one bit about what others think.

As for AssassinX I hope he gets painful anal lesions for bringing this idiot here, but it did get Mike ten bucks so I figure untimely death isn't warranted.

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Many people have come through this site wasting bandwidth with claims as to their greatness and accomplishments, yet conveniently they have jack shit to back that up. You aren't the first, or the last, you're just another fraud in a long line of frauds who will go away. And once this thread is inevitably locked, your fifteen seconds of fame here is gone, end of fucking story.
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yes and no but
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I'm surprised no one's tried doing this before, but it's time for ... plain-english translations!
Jake99 wrote:I would be happy to let a senior monitor research what I say to be true about who I am, and what I have done and I would be happy to give you names of people who will verify it. I dont stay in touch with Marines from long ago but high level business colleages are available as references. And I have court docs that clearly state how easily I manipulate and execute prophesies while on trial at the same time.
Plain-English Translation: "I have tons of proof of my claims. Trust me."
This worlds best lawyers and doctors have failed many times to find fault in my mental state or prosecute me for events I admitted to and they broke the law many times along the way. You may not like my communication skills but several huge facilities and big companies followed my extensive instructions verbatim and we did not fail. I ran departments of about 200 and I had another 100 in support departments. Every minute over 21 years was documented in detail and I led the company in every catagory from start to finish.
Plain-English Translation: "I am superior, and I can do anything."
I am for democracy but I would socialize the basic human needs so the crime wave would stop and the stress level would diminish. Its a lot better to feed, shelter and cloth a person for free than it is to feed them in jail for stealing the basics. Most crimes are as a result of not having basic needs met. And everyone worries about how they will survive which is a poor way to achieve peace.
Plain-English Translation: "People commit crimes because they're starving and they have no choice. Apparently, I've never heard of something called welfare".
Do I have a perfect plan, yes and no but I can get the world on track to near perfection pretty quick just as I did in the work force in several big US cities. I made very few mistakes and they were small as I redesigned much of a company that was failing just as this world is. They ended up exacly as I said they would and it kept them in business and brought forth peace and prosperity.
Plain-English Translation: "My bullshit works. Honest."
I want to give the work force a cell phone that helps to schedule them and credit them for work. But what I wont sell is land because it should be used in the best manner possible according to experts. Protect the resorses by using them wisely and we will have plenty to go around. If you are living at the bottom of an active volcano I want to relocate you and use the land for farming and recreation so when the lava comes it will be easy to escape and it wrecks simple things not lives. Get the retail shops off the beach so if a tsunami comes what is left in its wake is just water and a few floating beach chairs. Dont let the natural events of the earth wreak havok.
Plain-English Translation: "I have a brilliant new idea for solving all of the world's problems: people in dangerous areas should move. No no, don't fall over yourselves to praise me for this completely unprecedented outpouring of genius; I do it all the time."
I am not an e-mail expert or a english major but I can and have done all the important things that no one else has ever done. That is the fail safe mechanisum that absolutly identifies the real christ. Jesus spoke in ways that were strange and many said he was nuts but look at what he did which was nowhere close to what I have done.
Plain-English Translation: "The stuff I said above proves that I am LORD."
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Jake99 wrote:I would be happy to let a senior monitor research what I say to be true about who I am, and what I have done and I would be happy to give you names of people who will verify it. I dont stay in touch with Marines from long ago but high level business colleages are available as references.
In other words, "I'm full of shit because I won't post specifics, which is what people obviously wanted from me; or, maybe I'm just too stupid to realize what they wanted." You're a flaming liar.
And I have court docs that clearly state how easily I manipulate and execute prophesies while on trial at the same time. This worlds best lawyers and doctors have failed many times to find fault in my mental state or prosecute me for events I admitted to and they broke the law many times along the way.
And, of course, you post specifics, which is what...oh, that's right; you're a lying sack of aborted fetal material.
You may not like my communication skills...
What communication skills?
...but several huge facilities and big companies followed my extensive instructions verbatim and we did not fail. I ran departments of about 200 and I had another 100 in support departments. Every minute over 21 years was documented in detail and I led the company in every catagory from start to finish.
Ah, your lemonade stand. Wow; I thought people outgrew selling lemonade from their parents' front yard at about age 13.
I am for democracy but I would socialize the basic human needs so the crime wave would stop and the stress level would diminish.
Bullshit. Socializing basic human needs will lead to increased crime and stress. How would you like your food, water, shelter, and clothing (to name a few) distributed by an inefficient beaurocracy? Have you ever heard of a black market? Of course, I don't expect you to understand this point, because your mental comprehension is clearly beneath that of my left testicle.
Its a lot better to feed, shelter and cloth a person for free than it is to feed them in jail for stealing the basics.
O lying communist troll, one basic fact of economics seems to have escaped you:

THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH

Until you grasp basic economic principles, I suggest you shut the fuck up and go back to high school.
Most crimes are as a result of not having basic needs met. And everyone worries about how they will survive which is a poor way to achieve peace.
When was the last time someone started a war, troll, while they were worrying about where their next meal came from? Oh, that's right: never.
Do I have a perfect plan, yes and no but I can get the world on track to near perfection pretty quick just as I did in the work force in several big US cities.
Right, you lying fuckwad. Why don't you provide examples of these "big US cities", because if by "big US cities", you mean "the three neurons I possess", you'd still be lying, but be closer to the truth, because you apparently have only one functional brain cell.

Oh, and if you have a perfect plan, it's either yes or no. Nothing can be "yes and no" simultaneously.
I made very few mistakes and they were small as I redesigned much of a company that was failing just as this world is.
A failing company? What? They weren't making a profit? So you're insinuating the world needs to be more capitalist? I'm confused; I thought you were a communist...oh, wait; that's right. You're a troll. I shouldn't have expected consistency from a lying shitstained drizzle of saliva.
They ended up exacly as I said they would and it kept them in business and brought forth peace and prosperity.
Moron, you don't stay in business by socializing. Is that so hard to grasp?
I want to give the work force a cell phone that helps to schedule them and credit them for work. But what I wont sell is land because it should be used in the best manner possible according to experts.
Which makes land not a commodity, right? Wrong. Try again, idiot.
Protect the resorses by using them wisely and we will have plenty to go around.
And do you know the wisest way to use resources? It's known as an "invisible hand". But I wouldn't expect you to know basic economics concepts.
If you are living at the bottom of an active volcano I want to relocate you and use the land for farming and recreation so when the lava comes it will be easy to escape and it wrecks simple things not lives.
Right. So when the volcano erupts, it won't ruin lives, because I'm sure the farms and recreation will be run by invisible fairies you shit while reading the Bible.
Get the retail shops off the beach so if a tsunami comes what is left in its wake is just water and a few floating beach chairs. Dont let the natural events of the earth wreak havok.
Do you have any fucking idea of how frequently a tsunami comes? Why don't you just get the retail shops off the entire fucking island? Not only do you have no grasp of English, you don't even begin to fathom basic economics.
I am not an e-mail expert or a english major but I can and have done all the important things that no one else has ever done.
Like be God's chosen messiah? I'm sure. And solve all the world's problems. And be a lying shittroll on internet forums...oh, wait; all of those have already been done.
That is the fail safe mechanisum that absolutly identifies the real christ. Jesus spoke in ways that were strange and many said he was nuts but look at what he did which was nowhere close to what I have done.
What, bringing about world peace? Christianity and other religions tend to bring about war; do you remember these little things called "crusades"? Or the holocaust?

Of course, I don't expect you to understand any of my points, much less respond to them. So I issue this challenge: why don't you respond to my points like I have been yourse, using quotes; or is typing

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too complicated for your mind to understand? I'm amazed you are still able to breathe, much less post on internet forums, you lying bitch's cunthair.
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I always listen to those claiming to be messiahs. You just can't buy that level of rip-snorting comedy.

I would also like to know what Jake did that trumps getting over a slight case of death. I ask only in anticipation of further comedic gold.
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Man, I'd tear apart this fool's latest post, but it seems Surlethe has about covered it. Just a few pointers:

Jake99, I asked for a quantitative representation of your model, not useless anecdotes from your alleged carreer and unfounded bullshit statements that illustrate your lack of grasp of economics.

Where are the answers to my previous questions: where is your proof that trade causes war? How will you assess how luxuries are "earned"? Who will make that assessment (or are you going to personally dictate to six point three billion people what their next meal is supposed to be?) How are these decisions going to be enforced. Mechanisms, please. Incidentally, how do you define "luxuries" and "basic needs" in any case? Where do you draw the line and why?
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wow! - so what exactly is he trying to save us from?

that Voltare poem was very insightful...
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Jake99 wrote:I would be happy to let a senior monitor research what I say to be true about who I am, and what I have done and I would be happy to give you names of people who will verify it.
Okay, but you must understand that your other personalities do not count as objective entities. Image
I dont stay in touch with Marines from long ago but high level business colleages are available as references. And I have court docs that clearly state how easily I manipulate and execute prophesies while on trial at the same time.
What prophecies? Image
This worlds best lawyers and doctors have failed many times to find fault in my mental state or prosecute me for events I admitted to and they broke the law many times along the way. You may not like my communication skills but several huge facilities and big companies followed my extensive instructions verbatim and we did not fail. I ran departments of about 200 and I had another 100 in support departments. Every minute over 21 years was documented in detail and I led the company in every catagory from start to finish.
This is neither here nor inside what's within behind. Image
I am for democracy but I would socialize the basic human needs so the crime wave would stop and the stress level would diminish. Its a lot better to feed, shelter and cloth a person for free than it is to feed them in jail for stealing the basics. Most crimes are as a result of not having basic needs met. And everyone worries about how they will survive which is a poor way to achieve peace. Do I have a perfect plan, yes and no but I can get the world on track to near perfection pretty quick just as I did in the work force in several big US cities.
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I made very few mistakes and they were small as I redesigned much of a company that was failing just as this world is. They ended up exacly as I said they would and it kept them in business and brought forth peace and prosperity. I want to give the work force a cell phone that helps to schedule them and credit them for work. But what I wont sell is land because it should be used in the best manner possible according to experts. Protect the resorses by using them wisely and we will have plenty to go around. If you are living at the bottom of an active volcano I want to relocate you and use the land for farming and recreation so when the lava comes it will be easy to escape and it wrecks simple things not lives. Get the retail shops off the beach so if a tsunami comes what is left in its wake is just water and a few floating beach chairs. Dont let the natural events of the earth wreak havok.
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I am not an e-mail expert or a english major
True. :x
but I can and have done all the important things that no one else has ever done. That is the fail safe mechanisum that absolutly identifies the real christ. Jesus spoke in ways that were strange and many said he was nuts but look at what he did which was nowhere close to what I have done.
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The Wookiee wrote:In accordance with rule YUP3 the user known as "Vicious Enigma" has been banned from this forum.

So it is said, so it is done, this day the 26th of July 2005 at 5:45PM EDT.
Duuuude, you haven't changed his title to BANNED yet!

Oh and can I say this thread is hilarious? :lol:
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Rye wrote:<sniip>
Rye, you're a comic genius. :lol:
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Listen what I am telling you is, that however strange you may think that I am, the things that I have done are way beyond what any man or woman has ever done. I dont use your systems the way you do, I cut through the red tape and barriers that stand in your way. Judging by the way you wish to destroy me it is difficult to post names of people you could harrass for all to see. What I am looking for is a wise man who looks at things logically and factually because that is what I would present. Would my references say weird things about me, absolutly but they will also tell you of what I did while I was being unusual. Unusual success and unusual methods brought unusual profits and peace in the work place. Continental Baking aka Interstate bakeries as a production supervisor or superintendent in Buffalo NY, Natick Ma., Cleveland Oh and technical assistence and design engineering in East Brunswick NJ and Philadelphia Pa. Many of the top level managers in that company have worked at my side for at least a decade and signed off on the numerous efficiency projects I designed. I just dont want to have them pestered by just anyone. If you are serious about researching the crazy things that I say then its done privately. Many of the finest doctors in the US have given me a clean bill of mental health I am just different. They have had me in court and behind bars many times over what I write to them and have yet to be able to find a doctor that says I am nuts. I have run every gauntlet you have and I dont have a scratch on me.
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In other words I'm great and i know people who can back this up but i'm not gonna prove it. Give us a name and contact details for someone who can prove you can trun water into wine or what ever shit messiah's do now or fuck off retard.
the things that I have done are way beyond what any man or woman has ever done. I dont use your systems the way you do
Yeah i'm sure being able to tie your own shoelaces is a major accomplishment do a moron like you.



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Crown wrote:
The Wookiee wrote:In accordance with rule YUP3 the user known as "Vicious Enigma" has been banned from this forum.

So it is said, so it is done, this day the 26th of July 2005 at 5:45PM EDT.
Duuuude, you haven't changed his title to BANNED yet!

Oh and can I say this thread is hilarious? :lol:
He goes by assassinx as well and I told him about his assassination in another forum. Grassy knoll, back and to the left, something like that.

If you want me to leave I will but you should listen to the man who speaks in tongues. I have never led anyone astray and all of my leadership ended in prosperity for all.

Basics are food, shelter, clothing and medical care. Its not lobsters, diamond necklaces and world travel. If you work your life sytle improves much quicker than if you dont. Each time you restict someone from a natural resorse through ownership you start a war of pricing that is very complicated. I suggest you manage the resorses as experts in the field recommend rather than let some small business distribute and missuse resorses. All that packaging and advertising is wasteful now that the world can streamline the distribution process with technology. This system inks up everything with logos and advertisements throughout the environment. Its a waste of manpower and materials which is the reason that the important things do not get done.

There seems to be a few who wish to hear what I have to say and a few who think they can stay the course and get somewhere new.
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Jake99 wrote:Listen what I am telling you is, that however strange you may think that I am, the things that I have done are way beyond what any man or woman has ever done.
Like what? Like making communism work? You're a flaming piece of dogshit, you coward. You're unable to debate me like a man, so you piss out like the child you are.
I dont use your systems the way you do, I cut through the red tape and barriers that stand in your way.
This is from the communist who advocates a beauracracy distributing essentials?! You make me laugh, you marx whore.
Judging by the way you wish to destroy me it is difficult to post names of people you could harrass for all to see.
I love how you go from "debate me like a man" to "I want to destroy you". You're quite wonderfully asinine. If you posted real references, there is no reason for us to harrass them for all to see; in fact, you're so stupid you probably don't realizing "harrassing for all to see" would be a federal crime.
What I am looking for is a wise man who looks at things logically and factually because that is what I would present.
Then look no further. You are posting on a message board full of them. Have you even looked at Darth Wong's websites? I especially recommend the latter for demonstrating just how logical this particular group of people is.
Would my references say weird things about me, absolutly but they will also tell you of what I did while I was being unusual.
Like what? Squawking like a chicken while removing your clothes and dancing around? That is rather unusual. Did they turn up their noses at the things you did while being wierd? That's probably because the things you did came out of your ass and smelled like shit.
Unusual success and unusual methods brought unusual profits and peace in the work place.
Let's be clear here, all right? You claim to be communist, christian, charitable...and profitable. THOSE DON'T GO TOGETHER, you lying shitwhore. You're so stupid you probably can't tell shit from clay. Why don't you fucking detail the things you did? Tell us the starting points, and the ending points? Or, better yet, how about giving us references, so we can actually ask some reliable sources.
Continental Baking aka Interstate bakeries as a production supervisor or superintendent in Buffalo NY, Natick Ma., Cleveland Oh and technical assistence and design engineering in East Brunswick NJ and Philadelphia Pa. Many of the top level managers in that company have worked at my side for at least a decade and signed off on the numerous efficiency projects I designed.
Ah-ah-ah... ...ah-CHOOH! Pardon me; my allergies are going off again. Then you're a bigass capitalist now? What happened to your vaunted ideals of efficiency when you proposed the laughable idea of making the government distribute basic needs to everybody?
I just dont want to have them pestered by just anyone. If you are serious about researching the crazy things that I say then its done privately.
In other words, you're too much of a bullshitting liar to publicly post all of your glorious achievements. Wow, troll; I'm really surprised.
Many of the finest doctors in the US have given me a clean bill of mental health I am just different.
Jakie, semicolons are your friends.
They have had me in court and behind bars many times over what I write to them and have yet to be able to find a doctor that says I am nuts. I have run every gauntlet you have and I dont have a scratch on me.
And yet...you're full of shit. Wow. There was not a single coherent thought expressed in your entire post, you useless waste of man-flesh. When you're ready, come back and respond to me point-to-point, you evasive little leech.

Not only are you a lying bag of cuntslime, you have a prison record, too; and you've been court-martialed twice? And you claim to have an illustrious professional record. You're not worth the bandwidth you're wasting, you falsifying child.
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