The new world

[Lusankya]

This thread is so surreal... Right from the beginning it was like a dream... except Satan wasn't trying to recruit me in it and I didn't have to escape from any succubi. But other than that, it was totally like a dream.

And it gave me the best sig quote ever, which I find to be remarkably ironic, especially when I'm on-topic.

Thanks Mike!

[Mark S]

Jake, you seem to have a highly, highly over-inflated ego so I'm just going to splash a big glass of icy reality on your face here. From what you've posted, you were a low level military work supervisor that went on to be a middle management cog in a baking conglomerate, and finally degenerated into a legal system nutjob wasting court time and money. Keeping production running smoothly and improving effeciency in the operation is NOT superhuman, or anything special at all for that matter, it was your FUCKING JOB. What did you think they wanted you to do? *Clap, clap* You didn't burn the place down! Good for you.

You are not God anymore than anyone else is. You are not the messiah. You are not a conduit to God of any kind. You are not special.

And if you actually are really some kid just making this stuff up, come up with some better material. Why would you think that any of this is impressive?

[Admiral Valdemar]

This sort of stuff is hurting my head. Can we please throw this guy into the Pit of Eyes or Chamber of Farts and be done with it. I haven't liked these kind of mindfucks since Evangelion ended.

[Stofsk]

This sort of stuff is hurting my head. Can we please throw this guy into the Pit of Eyes or Chamber of Farts and be done with it. I haven't liked these kind of mindfucks since Evangelion ended.

Evangelion... ended? Are you sure? Because I'm not.

[Admiral Valdemar]

Ended as in no more stuff, not that there's closure, at the risk of summoning Spanky.

I honestly thought this thread had been locked after page 2. Now it's on its 6th and I can't say I have any idea what is going on.

[Manus Celer Dei]

I suggest it be moved to testing and used as the new spam thread. All it's missing is some TGODing.

[Keevan_Colton]

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everthing else."

[Lord Zentei]

I suggest it be moved to testing and used as the new spam thread. All it's missing is some TGODing.

All it's missing is Jake99's response to the latest broadsides.

How about it, Jake? Have you any more ideas for us to demolish? Are you going to provide the evidence for your superhumanity as requested? Are you going to answer my and Surlethe's rebuttals to your ignorance of economics? Are you actually going to provide your magical formulas which the "experts" are going to use to make the world a happy place?

Jake....? Hello....?

[Oni Koneko Damien]

Just have to get this in before the inevitable move and lock. The spotted cuckoo is flying backwards. It's a cold day for pontooning.

~Damienkitty

[Knife]

What companies have I been a leader for: The US Marines as the night shift supervisor for Harrier ordnance in Cherry Point and Yuma ( 3 different squadrons).

Wow, you must be special. To be in three squadrons from Cherry point all the way to Yuma. You know, that dessert where nobody wants to go and they ship all the shitbirds to.

I also had leadership roles at Parris Island as first squad leader,

Hey, everyone, look! When he was a boot, the drill instructor let him be a squad leader in his training platoon. Wow, you're special, well except for the fact that about half the platoon gets to take a god damn turn at being a squad leader. Shit bird.

29 Palms as barracks commander,

Hey look, you made it to the dessert again. I find it telling that you were the fire watch for the barracks while your squadron did the drills durring your training op.

Memphis as formation leader and Rosevelt roads PR as ordnance team leader.

You know, you can list all the places your squadron went to on training missions and try to pass them off as 'you're cool and were staitioned there' all you want. Unfortuneately, there are plenty of former/current members of the military who are members of this board that yawn at your pathetic attemps to make your self look all cool and shit off the sweat of the military.

Fucking boot ass shitbird.

It was a quick 4 years and I spent the last year and a half on crutches after being hurt in a game of football.

Wow, four years and just look at all the training ops his squadron took. And look at all the ways his squadron dumbed his ass while they went out and did the training op.

They must not have wanted him around. Wonder why?

I was the quarterback for the squadron touch football team 4/0 , averaged 28 points a game, league high in every catagory as I hear.

Al Bundy, is that you?

I would be happy to let a senior monitor research what I say to be true about who I am, and what I have done and I would be happy to give you names of people who will verify it. I dont stay in touch with Marines from long ago but high level business colleages are available as references.

Sure, give up some EAS, some MOS, and some rates, some DOR, and other such nifty things that just scream “I didn’t google it”.

You know, just put up your DD214. Then atleast we know you're just some pathetic shitbird 'swing with the wing' asshole instead of a wannabe.

Unusual success and unusual methods brought unusual profits and peace in the work place. Continental Baking aka Interstate bakeries as a production supervisor or superintendent in Buffalo NY, Natick Ma., Cleveland Oh and technical assistence and design engineering in East Brunswick NJ and Philadelphia Pa.

Gee, perhaps it’s just me, but I see a lot of East Coast cities for a West Coast Marine. Common mistake for a bullshit artist.

Hey kid. Nice try. Thanks for trying. Good luck next time. Fuck off.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Just have to get this in before the inevitable move and lock. The spotted cuckoo is flying backwards. It's a cold day for pontooning.

~Damienkitty

I'd like to add these messages too:

The white elephant has crossed the road.

The donkey kicked the farmer's son.

Mike has a fluffy white dog.

Samwise has a basket of mushrooms.

Uncle Tom is cooking eggs for breakfast.


That is all.

[Erik von Nein]

Spoony bards! All of you are spoony!

Jake, you're the spooniest of them all.

Spoony.

[Lusankya]

This sort of stuff is hurting my head. Can we please throw this guy into the Pit of Eyes or Chamber of Farts and be done with it. I haven't liked these kind of mindfucks since Evangelion ended.

Now that, my friend is a good idea. Create a special (called the Chamber of Farts) in which to place threads that are too spammy for 'regular' forums, yet too amusing to be lost in the cedarn cover that the romantic chasm that is testing slants into.

[Rye]

You p[retenders]eople are all trying to copy my ART,
so I am to take it to the next artistic level ( that seepage is a killer ).



? only JESUS...



You will never be a fisherman.

BUT IS THIS?

"No, we're not."

A trackless soul in a trackless void with no points of reference, self aware of nothing, whose mother ordered him to get a toilet brush, which he did, he's been using it for a week and is going back to paper, pigs!

Esprit de Corps! The burning rubble of a millenium past....counts to three. Nothing more to do, pass beyond the veiled lies, see the truth inside your own body, a hermaphrodite that you kill with your internal muscles, his claws fade to nil. Belch the blood on your ancestors, their little fluffy clouds of bone are nought to God, but God does not exist. Touch the stars, for it is the godless judgment day...they are beautiful, purple green? My skin is burning in little fluffy clouds...You don't see it. Bare the totem. Try to find peace.

EDIT: fixed spelling and trekdestroyer is lame. That is all.

[Trekdestroyer]

Que caraja? Pienso que personas como eso no puede escribirse allí porque es dificil para personas quein tiene Hotmail. Necesito descanso para poco tiempo...

[Surlethe]

I suggest it be moved to testing and used as the new spam thread. All it's missing is some TGODing.

All it's missing is Jake99's response to the latest broadsides.

How about it, Jake? Have you any more ideas for us to demolish? Are you going to provide the evidence for your superhumanity as requested? Are you going to answer my and Surlethe's rebuttals to your ignorance of economics? Are you actually going to provide your magical formulas which the "experts" are going to use to make the world a happy place?

Jake....? Hello....?

I'm guessing he'll be back tomorrow.

[aerius]

This sort of stuff is hurting my head. Can we please throw this guy into the Pit of Eyes or Chamber of Farts and be done with it. I haven't liked these kind of mindfucks since Evangelion ended.

Now that, my friend is a good idea. Create a special (called the Chamber of Farts) in which to place threads that are too spammy for 'regular' forums, yet too amusing to be lost in the cedarn cover that the romantic chasm that is testing slants into.

I thought we had that already, Brotherhood of the Monkey....

[Surlethe]

Now that, my friend is a good idea. Create a special (called the Chamber of Farts) in which to place threads that are too spammy for 'regular' forums, yet too amusing to be lost in the cedarn cover that the romantic chasm that is testing slants into.

I thought we had that already, Brotherhood of the Monkey....

Maybe a public-access version of BotM?

Of course, I'm not entirely sure what goes on in there, so that might not be the best idea....

[Oni Koneko Damien]

I'd like to add these messages too:

The white elephant has crossed the road.

The donkey kicked the farmer's son.

Mike has a fluffy white dog.

Samwise has a basket of mushrooms.

Uncle Tom is cooking eggs for breakfast.


That is all.

Ah, I see, so the package is, indeed, being delivered.

I'll have my operatives meet you at the pre-determined location. Make *sure* you don't forget the lubricant and the three-foot, purple whamdinger. It's been a pleasure doing business with you, sir, and I assure you that you will not regret the purchase of my services...even if you won't be able to walk straight for two weeks afterward.

~Damienkitty (successfully turning a completely innocent, if nonsensical, exchange of posts into blatant innuendo.)

[Jake99]

I cannot possibly answer every question and I am not sure I even want to. Most of the writters here seem ok with the ways things are and you should just move on. If on the other hand some of you wish to hear me out without all the hatefull remarks then I will continue to respond. Yes I stand against your way of life and I recommend a combination of several systems to achieve peace and prosperity. Socialism for the basics, communisum for land ownership and capitalisum for work effort. Implants can only work in a non violent system at which time I highly recommend them. It takes the mystery out of what happened to people and reveals their history to health care providers. We have all the technology that we need to solve every problem this world has I see no reason why we should not distribute such advantages. Internet computers and cell phones make life much easier but most cannot afford it so give it away for free and you wont need to drive children to school they can learn at home. And I do have a cure for cancer it is called an end to stress in the home at work and at play. I love the beach and I want to use it in the best way possible I leave that decision up to engineers and scientists what to build there but it would not be a flea market. Each time you restrict a person from a resorce with lines on the map you start a war which is why I do not approve of ownership. What gives you the right to restrict a persons movement on the earth? That is one of the reasons why I see you in court so often. It may take a lawyer at my side to present my point but I demolish your best lawyers and judges in court every time. Judge Daniel Winslow is the senior advisor to the governor of Massachusetts and I have stood against and defeated him in court about 8 times and I took on the rest of his band of organized criminals at least another 10 times. Is ti a waste of taxpayers money to defend criminals that call themselves honorable. They cheat, lie, violate laws, wreck homes and steal constantly and no one tries to stop them but me. If you have a lawyer out there in your so called intellectual forum please research Wrentham Ma. VS James Murphy Dkt# 9857cr2993 and 9857cr2988 they are both trials at the millenium that ensued as a result of threats that I countered agaist your evil system. What do I look like a secretary. I have done many, many things that no other person can do regardless of whether you think it was important. You think a banker is important and I say currency is dirty and heavy. I want to automatic banking and go electronic and offer your wasteful pencil pushers a real job. Sorry I dont know how to write in word and post in here. Why dont you have a spell and grammer check? Too lazy or not enough manpower? Either way I stand against leaving people to work without the proper tools. Its the same as the computer and phone thing for all at no charge.

[Mr. Coffee]

I'm betting it's a matter of moments before this guy takes the record for the lowest postcounts for V.I. title...

[gizmojumpjet]

par·a·graph
n.
1. A distinct division of written or printed matter that begins on a new, usually indented line, consists of one or more sentences, and typically deals with a single thought or topic or quotes one speaker's continuous words.
2. A mark ( ¶ ) used to indicate where a new paragraph should begin or to serve as a reference mark.
3. A brief article, notice, or announcement, as in a newspaper.

If you want a better world and want to be a prophet (BTW, refer to the sections of the Bible that talk about false prophets if you'll please...) you'd better get used to answering questions.

If you propose to end cancer by eliminating stress from the home, work, and play, how do you expect to provide, for free, all of these "basics" you keep droning on and on and on about. Food doesn't grow itsself, water doesn't naturally get potable. Growing food and purifying water are endeavors that require effort, and effort is inherently stressful. Put some effort into writing your posts. You'll see!

You're right, currency can be dirty, and if you're carrying enough of it, heavy as well. I recommend a checking card. I just got one made with translucent plastic and I feel like a damn rockstar every time I buy beer with it! It weighs about a gram and can be cleaned easily! I also recommend getting some psychiatric help and, of course, the use of the paragraph, but I won't hold my breath in hopes that you'll recognize the wisdom I've shared with you just now.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

I cannot possibly <SNIP>

YAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

[Surlethe]

I cannot possibly answer every question and I am not sure I even want to. Most of the writters here seem ok with the ways things are and you should just move on.

Translation: "I'm too much of a wuss to put the effort into one-on-one debate; furthermore, I'm just fine with being unable to back up my opinion with facts, and if you think that's bad, you should just move on."

If on the other hand some of you wish to hear me out without all the hatefull remarks then I will continue to respond.

If you start debating properly, I will drop the flames unless you continue with any invalid debating technique. However, as it stands, I will continue to flame you, because you have not demonstrated the courtesy of supporting your opinion up with evidence in a proper debate. When you claimed to be the messiah, you lost my respect. Now you have to earn it back; so, don't whine like a spanked child, but rather, debate like a man.

Yes I stand against your way of life and I recommend a combination of several systems to achieve peace and prosperity. Socialism for the basics, communisum for land ownership and capitalisum for work effort.

ROTFLMAO!! You have no fucking idea of what you're talking about. Capitalism for the work force? Communism for land ownership? Socialism for the "basics"? You're a fucking idiot. I'll bet you have no idea why these don't go together, do you? Well, for starters: communism doesn't apply solely to land. Furthermore, a communal approach (which is what I assume you mean, even though you're not intelligent enough to understand the difference) will completely undermine the capitalist work force you propose; private ownership is a staple of capitalism. If everybody "owns" everything, then there's no point in allowing the free market to allocate resources, because such allocation implictly presumes trade; if resources are commonly owned, trade cannot take place.

Furthermore, common resources will take away incentives for people to work, giving the false impression the resources are not scarce (though I wouldn't expect a mere troll like you to understand the concept of "scarce resources").

Universal welfare has several problems, moron, which are big enough to drive a fucking starfleet through:

1) Someone has to pay for the service. If the government prints more money, inflation occurs, which is bad. The government is either going to employ slave labor (communism), or it's going to incur significant debts, because it will be distributing resources without compensation.

2) The government is going to be very, very inefficient in its distribution. It can distribute based on need (in which case, it's not much different from what we have now), but that's not what you're is proposing with your hardcore communist wet-dream utopian posts; rather, you wants this monster to distribute in an egalitarian manner, giving resources equally to everyone. We all know that will never happen, because of the very nature of bureaucratic inefficiencies: everyone in the entire system will try to cover their asses, and they'll be susceptible to bribes, and in general, the system will run like cold lava, leaving everyone out in the cold.

In general, governments have no business planning economies.

In your full-blown communist scenario, the state takes away the means of the people to work and generate wealth. This means the state automatically assumes everybody's responsibility, and that totally fucks over the system.

Finally, you are stupid enough to think a capitalist work force will suffice to produce goods. Unfortunately, you have to pay the workers, becasue capitalism implies incentives to work, which is precisely what socialism and communal ownership of resources take away.

QED, fucktard.

Implants can only work in a non violent system at which time I highly recommend them.

What the fuck are you talking about?

It takes the mystery out of what happened to people and reveals their history to health care providers. We have all the technology that we need to solve every problem this world has I see no reason why we should not distribute such advantages.

1: Technology. No, we don't.

2: Why not distribute such advantages? Because people respond to incentives. On small scales, such as when life is threatened, it's all right; but to give people things they didn't earn? Recipe for disaster. You claim to be 50, and you don't realize this? Yeah, right. It's more like you're a 13 year old masturbating to socialism. Furthermore, people who actually work and produce the commodities you propose redistributing are going to feel cheated, and will not have incentives to continue work. Got that, moron?

Internet computers and cell phones make life much easier but most cannot afford it so give it away for free and you wont need to drive children to school they can learn at home.

I have pointed it out before; I will point it out again:

THERE IS NO FUCKING FREE LUNCH, DIPSHIT

Your idealistic wet dream is worth jack shit, because somebody has to pay for the commodities. Somebody has to make them. The world, quite simply, does not work like that.

And I do have a cure for cancer it is called an end to stress in the home at work and at play.

Ah, so now cancer is caused by stress. You're an idiot; not only do you pretend to be Jesus, you pretend to be a fucking doctor.

I love the beach and I want to use it in the best way possible I leave that decision up to engineers and scientists what to build there but it would not be a flea market.

Why not? Flea markets tend to facilitate trade, thus making everyone better off.

Each time you restrict a person from a resorce with lines on the map you start a war which is why I do not approve of ownership.

Because Canada, with one of the world's largest deposits of oil sands, is at war with the United States, the world's largest consumer of oil. Same with Saudi Arabia. Riight.

Your delusions don't extend beyond adolescent wet dreams, moron. In the adult world, people trade for resources, which, in turn, if you had taken even a basic economics class, makes everybody better off.

What gives you the right to restrict a persons movement on the earth?

Security issues, and not much else, you stultus baichi.

That is one of the reasons why I see you in court so often. It may take a lawyer at my side to present my point but I demolish your best lawyers and judges in court every time.

Bullshit. Your side of this economics argument has no merit. No lawyer worth his salt would take up such a case?

Judge Daniel Winslow is the senior advisor to the governor of Massachusetts and I have stood against and defeated him in court about 8 times and I took on the rest of his band of organized criminals at least another 10 times.

Why? Because you're not competent to stand trial?

Is ti a waste of taxpayers money to defend criminals that call themselves honorable. They cheat, lie, violate laws, wreck homes and steal constantly and no one tries to stop them but me.

Ah, vigilante justice. Obviously, you've never heard of a little thing we like to call the BILL OF RIGHTS. Try reading it some time.

If you have a lawyer out there in your so called intellectual forum please research Wrentham Ma. VS James Murphy Dkt# 9857cr2993 and 9857cr2988 they are both trials at the millenium that ensued as a result of threats that I countered agaist your evil system.

I think I will leave this little portion up to people more qualified to deal with them, but I smell bullshit. Google doesn't return anything.

What do I look like a secretary. I have done many, many things that no other person can do regardless of whether you think it was important.

Ah-ah-ah... ah-CHOOH! Pardon me, my allergies are acting up: I'm allergic to bullshit.

You think a banker is important and I say currency is dirty and heavy.

"You think money is the root of all evil? Have you asked what is the root of money?" Money is a necessity, idiot. It is an integral part of any civilization.

I want to automatic banking and go electronic and offer your wasteful pencil pushers a real job.

What the fuck do you think bankers are doing right now? You think they can go to automatic banking like that? *snaps fingers*

Sorry I dont know how to write in word and post in here.

Or, you could just go to google, you dogshit troll, and search "spell checker", and check your posts in any of the results. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, asshat.

Why dont you have a spell and grammer check? Too lazy or not enough manpower?

Or maybe the administrators actually have jobs? I wouldn't attack admins. if I were you; they can ban you. Moron; read the fucking rules.

Either way I stand against leaving people to work without the proper tools.

Of course, in a free market, the concept of which is no doubt foreign to you, people don't have to work without proper tools; there will be someone else they can work for. Moron.

Its the same as the computer and phone thing for all at no charge.

Ah; I see the real reason you support these atrocious distribution systems. You can't pay your phone bills, can you? Hahahah! Idiot troll.

[Surlethe]

I'm betting it's a matter of moments before this guy takes the record for the lowest postcounts for V.I. title...

Why not "Capitalist Land Baron" instead? Or "Teenage Messiah"?

The possibilities are endless... .

Not that I'm suggesting starting a title poll without the mods' permission.