Funny Natalie Portman Pic

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-25 01:23pm

It's because some people have such a big obsession that they want anything they can get.

Why do you think paparazzi have jobs?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-11-25 07:45pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:
I am hoping it's not
Why so?
Because it's so completely and utterly classless. Very very unsexy.

I agree. I rather a woman with a lil bit of class.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-25 08:15pm

[Lecher]She's got nice cleavage... in the back...

[/Lecher]

Seriously, I agree with AP. Girls don't scratch their asses. Only guys do that.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-11-26 04:16pm

ArmorPierce wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote: Why so?
Because it's so completely and utterly classless. Very very unsexy.
I agree. I rather a woman with a lil bit of class.

Personally I don't care if a broad sratches their ass, if you got an itch sratch it!! I don't know, I just don't like prissy broads, they annoy me. As for Nat sratching, I'll say there could have been more inconspicuous ways to scratch her ass w/o being that obvious. But I do pity her for being caught that way.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-26 04:58pm

She's high on crack in that 4th pic, if you know what I mean.

And my ass doesnt' itch. It's my balls that itch. You can't scratch them without looking like you're masterbating.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-11-26 05:05pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:She's high on crack in that 4th pic, if you know what I mean.

And my ass doesnt' itch. It's my balls that itch. You can't scratch them without looking like you're masterbating.

Oh I know ways you can sratch anything without looking Obvious. I got away with it in classes in High school, among other things. Seriously.

As for the High on crack bit, WHAT!?!?

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-11-26 05:26pm

Personally This one kills me, esp if you know the story behind it.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-11-26 06:37pm

What's with the line in the first pic?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-27 08:02pm

THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Personally This one kills me, esp if you know the story behind it.

Well, what is the story behind it? It's not like the dog's looking down her shirt or something. If the dog was, I wouldn't mind being the dog.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-27 08:22pm

Neither would I...

"Fluffy, stop licking there! Oooh, Fluffy, what are you do-ooh-ing?"

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-11-28 05:11pm

Yeah, she could have hid the fact she was scratching her hand by looking like she was rubbing her hands or something.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-28 08:34pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, what is the story behind it?

The guy was watching her from the bushes for like twenty minutes, snapping pictures before he walked over and said hi. Made her a little nervous.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 08:48pm

IG-88E wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, what is the story behind it?
The guy was watching her from the bushes for like twenty minutes, snapping pictures before he walked over and said hi. Made her a little nervous.

It wasn't one of you now, was it?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-28 08:50pm

*coughcough* Nope.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 08:52pm

IG-88E wrote:*coughcough* Nope.

Hmph. I see. Wonder what happened to the guy? Maybe it was like aerius and Chantal Kreviazuk.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-28 08:56pm

IIRC, her reaction was something like "Um, hi...can you leave me alone?"

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-28 09:29pm

IG-88E wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, what is the story behind it?
The guy was watching her from the bushes for like twenty minutes, snapping pictures before he walked over and said hi. Made her a little nervous.

I guess it wasn't all the big a story. That's how we get every embarrasing celeberty photo.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 09:38pm

IG-88E wrote:IIRC, her reaction was something like "Um, hi...can you leave me alone?"

Too bad. If only we all had aerius' luck...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-28 09:47pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
IG-88E wrote:IIRC, her reaction was something like "Um, hi...can you leave me alone?"
Too bad. If only we all had aerius' luck...

It's the glasses. Chicks dig the glasses.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 09:49pm

neoolong wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
IG-88E wrote:IIRC, her reaction was something like "Um, hi...can you leave me alone?"
Too bad. If only we all had aerius' luck...
It's the glasses. Chicks dig the glasses.

Hey, I have glasses and the chicks avoid me like a fundie.

Must be because of my sandpaper personality.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-28 10:01pm

Or your Bioweapon breath...

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-28 10:11pm

neoolong wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
IG-88E wrote:IIRC, her reaction was something like "Um, hi...can you leave me alone?"
Too bad. If only we all had aerius' luck...
It's the glasses. Chicks dig the glasses.

It's all about the colour co-ordination. If you look at the Chantal photos you'll notice that we're both wearing black tops (she put a jacket on later), and we both have black hair. Chicks dig that, and my glasses and harmless looks help too.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 01:00am

aerius wrote:
It's all about the colour co-ordination. If you look at the Chantal photos you'll notice that we're both wearing black tops (she put a jacket on later), and we both have black hair. Chicks dig that, and my glasses and harmless looks help too.

Hmmm... harmless looks... Nope, can't do that. I look like a pedophile.

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2002-11-29 06:12am

Well, when you've got an itch, you've got an itch.

And those pants would look good...on my bedroom floor.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 06:34am

IG-88E wrote:Or your Bioweapon breath...

Thanks a lot Iggy... I am so touched by your kindness and sensitivity.

(Asshole.)