Create your own fairy tale

[Ted]

Was it really that weird? *scratches head*

I guess you guys don't know how many times I played mad libs as a kid...add that practice with my random brain and diverse vocabulary, and VOILA!! My faerie tale!

We love you for that anyways Zaia.
At least I do.

[Zaia]

Just so you know, it's not just me. My brother's just as weird & crazy as I am. (Lucky boy! ) Here's his story:

Once upon a time there has a young MATTRESS SALESMAN named JEBEDIAH FITZGERALD. He was SPARINGLY WHIPPING in the SEXY forest when he met MISUNDERSTOOD ADRIAN PAUL, a run-away DEODERANT-TESTER from the ROUGH Queen KRISTIN.

JEBEDIAH FITZGERALD could see that MISUNDERSTOOD ADRIAN PAUL was hungry so he reached into his OXYGEN TANK and give him his POOPISH ESCARGOT. MISUNDERSTOOD ADRIAN PAUL was thankful for JEBEDIAH FITZGERALD's ESCARGOT, so he told JEBEDIAH FITZGERALD a very MONSTROUS story about Queen KRISTIN's daughter SHAQUITA PRINGLE. How her mother, the ROUGH Queen KRISTIN, kept her locked away in a STRIP MALL protected by a gigantic EMU, because SHAQUITA PRINGLE was so MILDLY ATTRACTIVE.

JEBEDIAH FITZGERALD SUCKED. He vowed to MISUNDERSTOOD ADRIAN PAUL the DEODERANT-TESTER that he would save the MILDLY ATTRACTIVE SHAQUITA PRINGLE. He would SPANK the EMU, and take SHAQUITA PRINGLE far away from her eveil mother, the ROUGH Queen KRISTIN, and SMELL her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a PSYCHOTIC MUDSLIDE and MISUNDERSTOOD ADRIAN PAUL the DEODERANT-TESTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic EMU from his story. ROUGH Queen KRISTIN ESCAPED out from behind a WOOD-CHIPPER and struck JEBEDIAH FITZGERALD dead. In the far off STRIP MALL you could hear a EEEEEEEERRRRRRR.

THE END.

[haas mark]

spank the emu......lmao.....

[Ted]

Zaia, you're supposed to be out with your friend.

Not online.

Do I have to go down there and take you off the computer?

[Evil Sadistic Bastard]

Maybe Zaia-hime should get some sleep. After all, Zaia-hime has been online for a really long time...

[Enforcer Talen]

Fairy Tale
nce upon a time there has a young COOK named JEFFREY. He was CLINGINGLY MARRYING in the CRUNCHY forest when he met BLUE MICHEAL, a run-away NURSE from the BUBBLY Queen MARTHA.

JEFFREY could see that BLUE MICHEAL was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his POINTED POMEGRANATE. BLUE MICHEAL was thankful for JEFFREY's POMEGRANATE, so he told JEFFREY a very SOFT story about Queen MARTHA's daughter RAYLENE. How her mother, the BUBBLY Queen MARTHA, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic ARDVARK, because RAYLENE was so CYLINDRICAL.

JEFFREY HOVERED. He vowed to BLUE MICHEAL the NURSE that he would save the CYLINDRICAL RAYLENE. He would SHARE the ARDVARK, and take RAYLENE far away from her eveil mother, the BUBBLY Queen MARTHA, and RUNS her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a OLD OSMOSIS and BLUE MICHEAL the NURSE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ARDVARK from his story. BUBBLY Queen MARTHA WEPT out from behind a PINECONE and struck JEFFREY dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a CHIRP.

THE END.

[Zaia]

spank the emu......lmao.....

I know, that's why I decided to post it. I laughed so hard at that the first time I read it I practically had tears running down my face....

Ted, thank you so much for your kind offer to get me offline, but that was my last post before heading out to wreak havoc--err, I mean, hang out innocently with one of my best friends. I appreciate the thought, though, dear.