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All;

Can you give me an honest review of this website?

http://www.jaimzwoolvett.com/main.html

(No, I had nothing to do with it!)
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Nice, simple, loads fast. Its just the one page right?
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DocHorror wrote:Nice, simple, loads fast. Its just the one page right?
That's the thing; I don't know! So did the movie play ok for you? I tried to see it on dialup AND a cable modem, and couldn't get the entire thing to play.
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Lord Poe wrote:
DocHorror wrote:Nice, simple, loads fast. Its just the one page right?
That's the thing; I don't know! So did the movie play ok for you? I tried to see it on dialup AND a cable modem, and couldn't get the entire thing to play.
It playhed, but I'm not sure if it had any purpose beyond showing off the actor. And what's with that weird psuedo-philosophy?

And a tidbit on him, from IMDb:

Sometimes Credited As:
Jaimz Wolvett
Jaimz Woolvet
Jeimz Woolvet
Jaimz Woolvett.com

Who the hell credits themselves (as a movie actor, no less, not a producer or anything) with a .com after their name?
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RogueIce wrote:It playhed, but I'm not sure if it had any purpose beyond showing off the actor. And what's with that weird psuedo-philosophy?
Yeah, I couldn't figure out that one, either. I haven't met him, but my fiancee knows him. He's asked her what she thinks of his website. I gave a quickie review, and suggestions at to what to add to it (Calendar of appearances, upcoming DVD releases of movies he's been in, etc.) But he told Rosie that its mainly for industry people to contact him for jobs. Still doesn't explain the cryptic quotes!
And a tidbit on him, from IMDb:

Sometimes Credited As:
Jaimz Wolvett
Jaimz Woolvet
Jeimz Woolvet
Jaimz Woolvett.com

Who the hell credits themselves (as a movie actor, no less, not a producer or anything) with a .com after their name?
Hehehe!
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Seems to load OK on my dial-up.

Though I'm not ever bothering to wait for 5:25 worth of movies to load.
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weemadando wrote:Seems to load OK on my dial-up.

Though I'm not ever bothering to wait for 5:25 worth of movies to load.
Yeah, that's my main problem with the website.
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nice darth poe
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Rosie knows the guy who played the Scoville Kid in "Unforgiven"? That is fucking awesome, Wayne! But personally, I would put that clip from "Unforgiven" much closer to the beginning of that long movie clip, because (to me, at least) it's by far the most recognizable role.

The website seems a bit spartan, though. Apart from the movie (which not everyone will want to sit through) there's pretty much nothing there. I'd suggest a panel somewhere with links like "Biography" and "Filmography" rather than a link to IMDB. And larger play control buttons on the movie.

As for the movie itself, it played fine but I'm running a broadband connection.
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Darth Wong wrote:Rosie knows the guy who played the Scoville Kid in "Unforgiven"? That is fucking awesome, Wayne!
Yeah, he stops in at the bakery she works at on a regular basis. Its like a weird sit-com there! She knows Michael Chiklis as well! He likes Rosie because she had the cajones to tell him she hates "The Shield" !
But personally, I would put that clip from "Unforgiven" much closer to the beginning of that long movie clip, because (to me, at least) it's by far the most recognizable role.
Agreed. When he visits the bakery, the younger girls know him as "the guy that got his ear cut off in the Manson movie" :P
The website seems a bit spartan, though. Apart from the movie (which not everyone will want to sit through) there's pretty much nothing there. I'd suggest a panel somewhere with links like "Biography" and "Filmography" rather than a link to IMDB. And larger play control buttons on the movie.
Yeah, I agree. Rosie is recommending me (she's so sweet!) to do a website for him, but mine are usually pretty straightforward and static.
As for the movie itself, it played fine but I'm running a broadband connection.


I tried watching it on a computer at work, but I think WMV wasn't installed properly.
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The clips are too long
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