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verilon wrote:
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verilon wrote: *balefire*yawn* Next?
The magical backwash from the balefire has caused verilon to cease to have ever existed...

(Don't throw balefire at a magical artifact...)
Balefire is not magic. It's an ability. Don't argue with the WoT fanboy.
So? The cudgel is a magic artifact, that was instrumental in the support of the world... If it never existed...

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It's the end of the world as we know it,
it's the end of the world as we know it,
It's the end of the world as we know it,
And I feel fine...
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My memory is a bit hazy about the events in the Monkey King series... And I didn't have the entire set so...

Regardless, causing the cudgel to never have existed was a very bad idea... along the lines of having your grandfather never existing bad.
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verilon wrote:
1,2,3: I don't have the time
4: I don't care
This from the man who is the Official Insomniac?
I vote he gets stripped of the title.
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Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:
1,2,3: I don't have the time
4: I don't care
This from the man who is the Official Insomniac?
I vote he gets stripped of the title.
I vote he comes to my house and strips!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:
1,2,3: I don't have the time
4: I don't care
This from the man who is the Official Insomniac?
I vote he gets stripped of the title.
I vote he comes to my house and strips!
Well that was unexpected.
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I never could figure out what the url for asvs was.
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Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:
1,2,3: I don't have the time
4: I don't care
This from the man who is the Official Insomniac?
I vote he gets stripped of the title.
I said I don't have the time. Not that I'm not awake. Dumbass.
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Ted wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Ted wrote: This from the man who is the Official Insomniac?
I vote he gets stripped of the title.
I vote he comes to my house and strips!
Well that was unexpected.
It wasn't really, not since what he posted in the A&P forum.....and I will NOT strip for you, Einy.
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verilon wrote:Why do they go to Texas!? *shudder* Texas sucks....
Although I'm a native of Texas I must unfortunatly agree with you. I'm getting the hell out of here as soon as I can. Where will I go? here's my list of choices
  • Japan
    Germany
    U.K.
    Canada
    Belgium
    Netherlands
    ect.,ect.,ect.
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ArmorPierce wrote:I never could figure out what the url for asvs was.
There is no URL for ASVS. It's a newsgroups on usenet. alt.startrek.vs.starwars
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ArmorPierce wrote:I never could figure out what the url for asvs was.
You're joking right? ASVS is a USENET group, it works off a different protocol than you standard internet. You need a newsreader (again FreeAgent, XNews, Outlook, Opera, Navigator, etc) and a server (news.cis.dfn.de lets you dowload and post for free). You would then need to subsribe to the group before starting to browse and maybe post.

Anyway there is no URL for ASVS the closest to a link you would find is if someone were to hyperlink
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In any case, to be thought of the polar opposite of Texas is the sort of thing most Canadians will take as a compliment. Texas is, after all, such an astoundingly progressive state that its state constitution bars atheists from public office.
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Yeah...but you're the girls bathroom.

You're all girls! Hahah!

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Cyril wrote:Yeah...but you're the girls bathroom.

You're all girls! Hahah!

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I have fourteen rifles, a pickup truck, and some home-made C4. We're all set. Let's go conquer Canada.
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Cyril wrote:Yeah...but you're the girls bathroom.

You're all girls! Hahah!

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So? Given how stupid boys are, I think they'll take that as a compliment.
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I have a chainsaw and an old hockey stick! I now match their style of weaponry! :twisted:
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data_link wrote:
Cyril wrote:Yeah...but you're the girls bathroom.

You're all girls! Hahah!

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So? Given how stupid boys are, I think they'll take that as a compliment.
I know you are, but what am I? :D
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Durran Korr wrote:
data_link wrote:
Cyril wrote:Yeah...but you're the girls bathroom.

You're all girls! Hahah!

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So? Given how stupid boys are, I think they'll take that as a compliment.
I know you are, but what am I? :D
Why thank you... boy.
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Cyril wrote:I have fourteen rifles, a pickup truck, and some home-made C4. We're all set. Let's go conquer Canada.
Yeeehaw! Let's go!
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MKSheppard wrote:
Cyril wrote:I have fourteen rifles, a pickup truck, and some home-made C4. We're all set. Let's go conquer Canada.
Yeeehaw! Let's go!
*In an oft-repeated story, Cyril's home-made C4 blows up in his face, destroying the pickup truck, killing him, and maiming Shep*
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Darth Wong wrote: *In an oft-repeated story, Cyril's home-made C4 blows up in his face, destroying the pickup truck, killing him, and maiming Shep*
Whoo hoo! I only get maimed!
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Naw. I'll tack it onto a Canadian border patrol, blow it up, lure the Canadian Attack Penguin Assault Squad to my truck and pick them off one by one.
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Cyril wrote:Naw. I'll tack it onto a Canadian border patrol, blow it up, lure the Canadian Attack Penguin Assault Squad to my truck and pick them off one by one.
Do not underestimate the power of the Penguin Self Defense Force. All hail the power of penguinity!
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Darth Wong wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
Cyril wrote:I have fourteen rifles, a pickup truck, and some home-made C4. We're all set. Let's go conquer Canada.
Yeeehaw! Let's go!
*In an oft-repeated story, Cyril's home-made C4 blows up in his face, destroying the pickup truck, killing him, and maiming Shep*
I thought that only happened with homemade meth labs? IIRC correctly its usually more like they shoot each other while inspecting and "lubing" the barrels :twisted:
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