But, it did feature afternoon kid-TV's one and only leather dominatrix —The Baroness— and had the delectable Lady J of the Joe Team, who had nice boobs for a cartoon.

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A Real American He-Ro/Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:GI Joe American Hero
Gi Joe... ah I forgot.
"He'll fight for freedom, whenever there's trouble ...."Patrick Degan wrote:A Real American He-Ro/Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:GI Joe American Hero
Gi Joe... ah I forgot.
G.I. Joe is there/
Gee-Eye-Joe!
Those were the only lyrics.
So that's where they learned their skills from...neoolong wrote:And Cobra Commander used to be a used car salesman.
Same voice actor. They even acknowledged the connection in an episode of Transformers (II) when a criminal band transferred the minds of three Autobots (Rodimus, Springer, and Arcee) into human bodies so they could use the robot shells for their heists; part of a scheme engineered by a mysterious criminal known only as "The Mask" or something like that. The very end of the episode reveals that he is none other than Cobra Commander himself, driven underground after Cobra was defeated and disbanded.Vympel wrote:Cobra Commander was Starscream IIRC.
Man, you cannot make stuff like that up. Too funny.Patrick Degan wrote:Same voice actor. They even acknowledged the connection in an episode of Transformers (II) when a criminal band transferred the minds of three Autobots (Rodimus, Springer, and Arcee) into human bodies so they could use the robot shells for their heists; part of a scheme engineered by a mysterious criminal known only as "The Mask" or something like that. The very end of the episode reveals that he is none other than Cobra Commander himself, driven underground after Cobra was defeated and disbanded.Vympel wrote:Cobra Commander was Starscream IIRC.
Did you know that there's a new comic book series out for GI Joe?Patrick Degan wrote:The very end of the episode reveals that he is none other than Cobra Commander himself, driven underground after Cobra was defeated and disbanded.
Yeah. I personally like it. It's a continuation of the original where the original guys are older and there are new recruits.MKSheppard wrote:Did you know that there's a new comic book series out for GI Joe?Patrick Degan wrote:The very end of the episode reveals that he is none other than Cobra Commander himself, driven underground after Cobra was defeated and disbanded.
spongyblue wrote:To this day when I see a fairlt attractive lady with long black hair and glasses , i think of the Baroness. Then I try to think of baseball and cold water before I stand back up.
I figured it struck back at the dominatrix comment, this merely furthered the enforcement of the First Law.neoolong wrote:The Law strikes again.spongyblue wrote:True dat, but the pecs are the icing on the cake for me. I start getting into the whole perverted thing of having her just leave on her glasses and thigh black leather boots if ya catch my drift.
BattleTech for SilCoreStanley Hauerwas wrote:[W]hy is it that no one is angry at the inequality of income in this country? I mean, the inequality of income is unbelievable. Unbelievable. Why isn’t that ever an issue of politics? Because you don’t live in a democracy. You live in a plutocracy. Money rules.
spongyblue wrote:True dat, but the pecs are the icing on the cake for me. I start getting into the whole perverted thing of having her just leave on her glasses and thigh black leather boots if ya catch my drift.
She seems rather athletic. She can ride the baloney pony till she gets worn out, then I take it from there.Patrick Degan wrote:And... who do you see as being on top? Yourself, or the serpentine fraülein?spongyblue wrote:True dat, but the specs are the icing on the cake for me. I start getting into the whole perverted thing of having her just leave on her glasses and thigh black leather boots if ya catch my drift.
Too much information.spongyblue wrote:She seems rather athletic. She can ride the baloney pony till she gets worn out, then I take it from there.Patrick Degan wrote:And... who do you see as being on top? Yourself, or the serpentine fraülein?spongyblue wrote:True dat, but the specs are the icing on the cake for me. I start getting into the whole perverted thing of having her just leave on her glasses and thigh black leather boots if ya catch my drift.
But then, that begs the question: are you sure you're athletic enough to keep up with her?spongyblue wrote:She seems rather athletic. She can ride the baloney pony till she gets worn out, then I take it from there.Patrick Degan wrote:And... who do you see as being on top? Yourself, or the serpentine fraülein?spongyblue wrote:True dat, but the specs are the icing on the cake for me. I start getting into the whole perverted thing of having her just leave on her glasses and thigh black leather boots if ya catch my drift.
The shear amount of thought you've put into that is rather disturbing.spongyblue wrote:She seems rather athletic. She can ride the baloney pony till she gets worn out, then I take it from there.Patrick Degan wrote:And... who do you see as being on top? Yourself, or the serpentine fraülein?spongyblue wrote:True dat, but the specs are the icing on the cake for me. I start getting into the whole perverted thing of having her just leave on her glasses and thigh black leather boots if ya catch my drift.