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Newsflash: Shep is a dirty Commie!

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All you HAB members beware, my advance scouts have discovered that one of your most vocal members is actually a double-agent for the Red Menace! Behold, visual evidence from top-secret recon missions carried out by my best agents!

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The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.
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I think he looks cute and cuddly! :P
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Darth Wong wrote:The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.
Don't forget the nuclear warhead with a shrine around it and stacks of copies of 'Guns And Old Guys', the official magazine of the Republican Party.

...Damn, now I have to remember who first came up with 'Guns and Old Guys'.
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Does wanking about nuclear war make one's ears bigger?
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Does wanking about nuclear war make one's ears bigger?
:P
Actually my ear is canted out to the side because of the implant surgery which screwed with the cartilage.
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MKSheppard wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Does wanking about nuclear war make one's ears bigger?
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Actually my ear is canted out to the side because of the implant surgery which screwed with the cartilage.
Ah.
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:) Quite handsome, hat and man.
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Darth Wong wrote:The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.
I prefer the Atomic Dolphin. :P

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WEll, that completely ruined my image of him. Now he looks normal, as opposed to a, as Darth Wong put it, raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.
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With permission to post from Shep, in the spirit of things!...

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It's a pretty fast doodle, and I didn't want to look up bomb reference pictures, so I just kind of based it off of Mr. Sparkle. :P
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I know its not a GIF but the color fucked up royal unless I went .jpg. And this one was done with Input from the S.H.E.P himself.
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Pick wrote:With permission to post from Shep, in the spirit of things!...

http://home.comcast.net/~ltylczak/bombs.jpg

It's a pretty fast doodle, and I didn't want to look up bomb reference pictures, so I just kind of based it off of Mr. Sparkle. :P
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Shep's got huge hands, but damn, that image is neat. HE looks kinda like that guy from Megas XLR though...
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Now that's how I imagine Shep, with some sort of explosive solution to all our problems.
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Pick wrote:With permission to post from Shep, in the spirit of things!...

http://home.comcast.net/~ltylczak/bombs.jpg

It's a pretty fast doodle, and I didn't want to look up bomb reference pictures, so I just kind of based it off of Mr. Sparkle. :P
HAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

That's beautiful!

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Darth Wong wrote:The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.

Seconded.

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SirNitram wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.
Don't forget the nuclear warhead with a shrine around it and stacks of copies of 'Guns And Old Guys', the official magazine of the Republican Party.

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:
MISTER SPARKLUUU!!!! :lol: (the funny looking fish-bulb from that Simpsons episode, right?)

Shep's got huge hands, but damn, that image is neat. HE looks kinda like that guy from Megas XLR though...
Yes, that was Mister Sparkle :P

And the huge hands are because they're useful for caricatures. :P
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Both of the above amuse me
Escpilly the Mr Sparkle version

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Pick, that picture is golden. :)
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Pick wrote:With permission to post from Shep, in the spirit of things!...

<snip pic>

It's a pretty fast doodle, and I didn't want to look up bomb reference pictures, so I just kind of based it off of Mr. Sparkle. :P
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D'awww, Shep, you look kind of cute. :D
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Darth Wong wrote:The problem with pictures of Shep is that he looks so ... ordinary. It's better to keep our mental image of him as a raving psychotic huddled in a bunker with a cache of ammo and canned food.
My thoughts exactly when he posted those pics of himself with his pet ferret.

*Tries to keep visualizing Shep's 'Saint of Killers' av*
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I am thoroughly disillusioned with the "friendly" Shep. No wonder nobody is scared of him in real-life.
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Pick wrote:With permission to post from Shep, in the spirit of things!...

http://home.comcast.net/~ltylczak/bombs.jpg

It's a pretty fast doodle, and I didn't want to look up bomb reference pictures, so I just kind of based it off of Mr. Sparkle. :P
I want a pic like that of me!
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