Multi-Board Poll: Teaching Intelligent Design in schools

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Do you believe that Intelligent Design, as defined as an intelligent interloper designing and creating life on Earth, should be taught in public high school science classes around the United States?

Poll ended at 2005-08-31 03:21pm

Yes
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No
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Total votes: 214

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Hello, "Intelligent Design" Pussies. Where are you?
That was funny.

And yeah, I'd like to know where they are as well.
That said, how are we going to see the results. Will they be posted here. ARe they going to be broken up by board? How long is the poll up for?
Good Questions, which I unfortunately have no answer to.

I'd imagine that he'll post them up here.
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Darth Wong wrote:Hello, "Intelligent Design" Pussies. Where are you?
Right here! It's a perfect opportunity to demonstrate what a scientific theory isn't. The people educated about the lack of any scientific support of ID will be better able to resist insane non-scientific blithering in the future.
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Right here! It's a perfect opportunity to demonstrate what a scientific theory isn't. The people educated about the lack of any scientific support of ID will be better able to resist insane non-scientific blithering in the future.
Good point...

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ArmorPierce wrote:That said, how are we going to see the results. Will they be posted here. ARe they going to be broken up by board? How long is the poll up for?
*cough*
Plushie wrote: The poll will be closed at the end of August (August 31) and results tallied and reposted on all boards the poll was posted on
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They won't answer; they never do. You can have 100 people vote in a poll with 99 voting for one option and 99 posted replies; the one who votes differently is the one who doesn't post, so you just end up with a thread of people saying basically the same thing.

They likely have some kind of fear of potential criticism or persecution, so they're either meek apologists or are part of the local 'voiceless dissenting voice' lurkers.



Anydangway, I vote 'no'. Pseudoscience has no place in a science class. What next, 'alternate viewpoints' in algebra? Since when did teaching become about confusing kids with conflicting info and telling them to choose? They don't know how to analyze science and chose what's valid, that's why they need to be freakin' taught. ID is pure smokescreen to put the facts in questionable light to people and make them susceptable to religious mantra.

Might as well say "some people merely claim clouds are water vapor, but some theories suggest they're cotton, so who's to say they couldn't contain magical castles and angels on top of them?"
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DrkHelmet wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Hello, "Intelligent Design" Pussies. Where are you?
Right here! It's a perfect opportunity to demonstrate what a scientific theory isn't. The people educated about the lack of any scientific support of ID will be better able to resist insane non-scientific blithering in the future.
Awwwww, and here we were all arming up for a smackdown. :P Still, an excellent point. Especially with ID's development being so new.

Say, can anyone think of any parallel instances of someone making up something like this as a "middle ground" before? I can't think of any other examples.
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Rogue 9 wrote: Awwwww, and here we were all arming up for a smackdown. :P
I'm sorry to dissapoint you. I'm sure in the future I will say something assenine for you to smack me down on. There is no need to panic.

Now, back to the subject:
Utsanomiko wrote:Anydangway, I vote 'no'. Pseudoscience has no place in a science class. What next, 'alternate viewpoints' in algebra? Since when did teaching become about confusing kids with conflicting info and telling them to choose? They don't know how to analyze science and chose what's valid, that's why they need to be freakin' taught. ID is pure smokescreen to put the facts in questionable light to people and make them susceptable to religious mantra.
I disagree. They are going to hear about ID sooner or later anyway, and it is best that it is taught in a classroom where it is easily concluded to be a fallacy.

After all, if they are stupid enough to fall for it in the classroom, it will be even easier for them to fall for it outside from some random person on the street.[/quote]
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I voted no. Intelligent Design should only be mentioned in science classes as an example of pseudoscience.
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DrkHelmet wrote:I disagree. They are going to hear about ID sooner or later anyway, and it is best that it is taught in a classroom where it is easily concluded to be a fallacy.
It's not called "teaching" about ID when you're citing it as a fallacy. That's simply using it as an example.
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No. It shouldn't even be taught as an example of pseudoscience. Any effort that would extend its longetivity should be avoided.
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Pick wrote:No. It shouldn't even be taught as an example of pseudoscience. Any effort that would extend its longetivity should be avoided.
Then again, it's probably here to stay if nothing is done to educate against it. I don't know; I'm not enough of an expert in education to really advocate a position, but I wouldn't dismiss the idea out of hand.

Of course, it should not be taught as a potentially valid theory, which is what the poll is asking. So really voting yes on that issue because you think it should be taught and identified as incorrect is really answering the wrong question.
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I think that properly teaching about evolution is enough to educate against ID.
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DrkHelmet wrote:It's a perfect opportunity to demonstrate what a scientific theory isn't. The people educated about the lack of any scientific support of ID will be better able to resist insane non-scientific blithering in the future.
You're assuming that these students have already or will be educated properly on how science works, what a scientific theory is, the process of evolution, etc. I don't see this happening.
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Sure, go ahead and teach intellegent design. But if you do, I'm pretty sure you're required by law to teach ID-FSM.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

After all, "Intellegent Design By Flying Spaghetti Monster" as scientifically valid as regulat "Intellegent Design."

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The only reason ID should ever be brought up in a science classroom is as an example of what does not constitute a valid scientific theory, with prompt explanations as to why it is not one. Otherwise, my answer to the poll is an obvious no.
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Damn, I meant to vote no, but accidently voted yes. So that's one less ID moron.
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Only in the context of how wrong the idea is.
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Rogue 9 wrote: Awwwww, and here we were all arming up for a smackdown. :P Still, an excellent point. Especially with ID's development being so new.
Intelligent Design is a new label, it's not 'new'.

The original 'Argument from design' is in William Paley's Natural Theology, published in 1802. That was the origin of the concept that the existence of a watch implies the existence of a watchmaker.

I believe that this argument should be covered before teaching evolution, in order to point out all the things Reverend Paley was wrong about, and all the false assumtions he made. One of the key tenets of the argument from design as Paley presented it is that you can tell that a watch has been designed because it has a definite purpose as well as being very complex. Organic life does not have a definite purpose, and therefore does not require a designer.
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So only one ID acutal moron.
On my side, Hell fucking no, if you want to teach Intellgent design on the basis of how bullshit a "theory" it is then you might as well substite the flying Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and piss off less Fundies.

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Posting while on holiday, haven't managed to get to a computer lately.

Any way, a resounding NO.
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I vote nay. ID is bullshit, and bullshit has a place on a farm, not in the classroom.

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No, because it would confuse the stupid, and the less they can get wrong the better.
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Hell, no.
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I vote "no". As the Bible verse says, "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it" (Proverbs 22:6).
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NEG. NEIN. NO. NYET. ID should be taught in schools just like how we teach them that bloodletting is good for the T-zone, and Smiley Pete's Snakeoil Tonic heals cancer. At least the Tonic gives you something to drink, and the bloodletting gives you a jar of.... live... leeches.

ID meanwhile, gives you bullshit in a box.
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