The new world

[Tiger Ace]

Npehtys, thats an awesome mod-job.

[Jake99]

I scanned some court docs to a disk but I only know how to attach to emails. If someone wants it emailed to them I will do it or tell me how to attach to here. The Commonwealth of Massachusetts fears me like no other in all of time and they cannot stop me from talking and writing what I do. They had many doctors look at me and none found me to be delusional, just one more thing that blew up in their face. I am not here just to have fun I am here to change the world into utopia and that is a long way from where it is. It is something I have done many times before on a much smaller scale. The only thing I am trying to stress is the point that ownership of resorses needs to be collective as in a share of everything for everyone. No more lines on the map and basics free of charge. If that is Socialism or Communism or a combination of many systems then that is what it is. Each time you restrict me from a water supply because you want to sell it to me you start a war. It is mine and you have no right to prevent me from access to basic human needs. I already see that the world is not on one system because you dont agree on which one is best. Get fair and simple and it takes far less manpower to run this world in an organised and environmentally friendly manner. I see protests and wars going on every day in every land and some of you seem to think that is ok or normal. Get real this world is headed for disaster in every area. And for those of you that think you can defeat me, forget it I have taken on the worlds best lawyers, judges and businessmen and they lost every step of the way many times. I have a tough time answering all of your questions with the time that I have and the vulgar remarks and insults just turn me off pretty quick. The war machines that you use to control the world must be eliminated.

[Surlethe]

When countered with examples such as Cuba where many people cannot go back because of the risk of imprisonment, they usualy say that in theory Communism is a good system. They say that humans are incapable of fully bringing about Marx's utopia.

Of course, since Communism is intended to work out, you just reply right back with "concession accepted".

The problem with saying Communism works in theory is it actually doesn't. The theory is based on false premises -- an incalculably stupid judgment of human nature -- and thus has no bearing on reality. Saying Communism works "in theory" is like saying Creationism works "in theory": they're both good as long as you don't have to consider the real world.

[Lord Zentei]

I scanned some court docs to a disk but I only know how to attach to emails. If someone wants it emailed to them I will do it or tell me how to attach to here.

You get a photobucket account, fool.

The Commonwealth of Massachusetts fears me like no other in all of time and they cannot stop me from talking and writing what I do. They had many doctors look at me and none found me to be delusional, just one more thing that blew up in their face.

I am not here just to have fun I am here to change the world into utopia and that is a long way from where it is. It is something I have done many times before on a much smaller scale.

Sure you have kiddo.

The only thing I am trying to stress is the point that ownership of resorses needs to be collective as in a share of everything for everyone. No more lines on the map and basics free of charge. If that is Socialism or Communism or a combination of many systems then that is what it is.

You dipshit, you are playing like a broken record. We have already explained to you why this doesn't work.

Each time you restrict me from a water supply because you want to sell it to me you start a war.

Once again, PROVE THIS ASSERTION!

It is mine and you have no right to prevent me from access to basic human needs.

No. It is not yours.

I already see that the world is not on one system because you dont agree on which one is best. Get fair and simple and it takes far less manpower to run this world in an organised and environmentally friendly manner.

What a load of shit. Most of the world is capitalist. Those countries who are most prosperous are the ones who are capitalistic and democratic. Local variations exist to meet local needs and the political will of the inhabitats in these regions. Are you going to coerce the world population into a "one size fits all" system?

Moreover, you have repeadedly FAILED to demonstrate that your "simple" system is more eco-friendly and efficient. Incidentally you have also FAILED to explain how your system will be implemented and enforced.

I see protests and wars going on every day in every land and some of you seem to think that is ok or normal. Get real this world is headed for disaster in every area.

And the world's social problems are to be cured with an unworkable economic model? And the world is "headed for disaster", is it? Demonstrate that the global social situation is getting worse. Not that this undermines the validity of the capitalist economic model. Generally, discord exists where democracy and rule of law have broken down, not that you have the wits to realize the implications of this.

And for those of you that think you can defeat me, forget it I have taken on the worlds best lawyers, judges and businessmen and they lost every step of the way many times.

I have a tough time answering all of your questions with the time that I have and the vulgar remarks and insults just turn me off pretty quick.

Quit whining about the insults, fool. You earned every one of them.

The war machines that you use to control the world must be eliminated.

Why, you flatter me, sir. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Third World country to nuke.

[DaveJB]

I scanned some court docs to a disk but I only know how to attach to emails. If someone wants it emailed to them I will do it or tell me how to attach to here.

Go over to Imageshack and upload it to there. Then you can link back to the file from here.

[Pcm979]

Woah, woah, slow down sport. You'll make the Messiah's head spin.

To Mr. messiah-Dipshit: If you've so routinely Pwzored everyone in the U.S. government and revolutionised the way modern businesses work, why the hell has no one heard of you?

[J]

I scanned some court docs to a disk but I only know how to attach to emails. If someone wants it emailed to them I will do it or tell me how to attach to here.

*allen_*macaulay@*yahoo.com

Take out the 3 asterisks. I expect the documents within 2 days.

[sketerpot]

To Mr. messiah-Dipshit: If you've so routinely Pwzored everyone in the U.S. government and revolutionised the way modern businesses work, why the hell has no one heard of you?

They have. He's Vin Diesel.

Seriously, most of the stuff he says about himself resembles a pussified commie version of the cult Vin Diesel. Check this out: "Each time you restrict me from a water supply because you want to sell it to me you start a war." He's a one-man war! He has no need for legal systems and water lawsuits, he simply crushes his enemies over and over again! "And for those of you that think you can defeat me, forget it I have taken on the worlds best lawyers, judges and businessmen and they lost every step of the way many times."

This might have the makings of a good CoVD sig, but I'm too busy saving the world to think of one.

[Darth Wong]

Wait, he just said that he's created utopia on a smaller scale, which means Hostess. In short, he has just claimed that he turned Hostess into a mini "utopia". Strangely, I have not heard any hue and cry in any of the trade magazines about how Hostess had become a worker's paradise. You'd think something like that would get noticed.

[Surlethe]

ARE YOU FUCKING INCAPABLE OF USING FUCKING PARAGRAPHS?!

I scanned some court docs to a disk but I only know how to attach to emails. If someone wants it emailed to them I will do it or tell me how to attach to here.

Good for you, dipshit. Now why don't you figure out how to use Imageshack? It's not that hard, o mighty messiah.

The Commonwealth of Massachusetts fears me like no other in all of time and they cannot stop me from talking and writing what I do. They had many doctors look at me and none found me to be delusional, just one more thing that blew up in their face.

Right. I'll believe you when I see the documents. Until then, you're a lying scumbag.

I am not here just to have fun I am here to change the world into utopia and that is a long way from where it is.

You're not going to have much luck with your idiotic communowankery.

It is something I have done many times before on a much smaller scale.

Bullshit. You're also ignoring the fact the fucking concept doesn't scale, retard.

The only thing I am trying to stress is the point that ownership of resorses needs to be collective as in a share of everything for everyone. No more lines on the map and basics free of charge. If that is Socialism or Communism or a combination of many systems then that is what it is.

Thank you, idiot, for completely ignoring our posts. Answer our fucking points, you crusty flake of dried shitstained cuntdrizzle.

Each time you restrict me from a water supply because you want to sell it to me you start a war.

Only if you behave like a two year old and try to claim entitlement where none exists. In fact, nearly every war in history has begun when somebody has lain claim to a resource to which they were not entitled. World War II: Hitler claimed "living space" in Europe, where he had no right to be. Crusades: the crusaders wanted the Holy Land. Current Arab-Israeli conflict: Israel claims Palestine. Iraq war: oil. The list stretches for pages. Hundred Years' War: Normandy. I could go on for a while, but I have provided evidence backing up my point.

It is mine and you have no right to prevent me from access to basic human needs.

You're full of shit. Why the fuck not? What right do you have to claim entitlement to basic resources if you are fully capable of earning them? You're no better than a toddler who screeches, "MINE! MINE!!" every time he enters a store.

I already see that the world is not on one system because you dont agree on which one is best.

Bullshit. 99% of the world is on one system: capitalism. The rest are third world countries with shit to speak of in terms of economies. Which one is best? Capitalism: no other system generates wealth.

Get fair and simple and it takes far less manpower to run this world in an organised and environmentally friendly manner.

PROVE YOUR ASSERTION, FUCKTARD

I see protests and wars going on every day in every land and some of you seem to think that is ok or normal.

Really? *looks out window* Nope; don't see any protests. Guess you're just full of shit, as usual. I'm surprised you can see through that brown miasma oozing out around your eyeballs.

Get real this world is headed for disaster in every area.

Demonstrate how this is so, crusty ass hair.

And for those of you that think you can defeat me, forget it I have taken on the worlds best lawyers, judges and businessmen and they lost every step of the way many times.

Translation: ":wanker: , , ."

I have a tough time answering all of your questions with the time that I have and the vulgar remarks and insults just turn me off pretty quick.

We have a rule against that sort of behavior; it's very clearly outlined in the announcements forum.

The war machines that you use to control the world must be eliminated.

BWAHAHAHAH!! POWER!! UNLIMITED POWER!!!

[Knife]

The only thing I am trying to stress is the point that ownership of resorses needs to be collective as in a share of everything for everyone.

THere is no way to impliment that. You'd have to have some one or a group of some ones to designate who gets who, which in turn makes that person or group inordinately more powerful than anyone else.

No more lines on the map and basics free of charge. If that is Socialism or Communism or a combination of many systems then that is what it is.

What it is is stupidity.

Each time you restrict me from a water supply because you want to sell it to me you start a war. It is mine and you have no right to prevent me from access to basic human needs.

So if there is only enough water at one spot for 5 people and 6 people show up to drink it free, who's rights trump whom's?

I already see that the world is not on one system because you dont agree on which one is best. Get fair and simple and it takes far less manpower to run this world in an organised and environmentally friendly manner.

Get fair and simple and eliminate all sorts of jobs so there is a large chunk of the population sitting around doing nothing but getting pissed? Yeah, good plan dipshit.

I see protests and wars going on every day in every land and some of you seem to think that is ok or normal. Get real this world is headed for disaster in every area.

Use your divine powers and tell me when the planet was not in strife?

And for those of you that think you can defeat me, forget it I have taken on the worlds best lawyers, judges and businessmen and they lost every step of the way many times.

The sad thing is that you have already been defeated, and by your self to boot, because all you do is babble about large, vague notions with no real plan of how to do it and how to impliment it. Good job, killer.

I have a tough time answering all of your questions with the time that I have and the vulgar remarks and insults just turn me off pretty quick. The war machines that you use to control the world must be eliminated.

[Jay]

Fuck this shit! I'm getting really pissed off with your fucking mouth. I don't want economic graphs. I don't want proof of your l33t business skillz or your court battles. I want proof of your divine link to God. I'm a Christian and I know that a fair few people here on these boards are too. We're the more rational kind for the most part; the kind who use doctors and trust physics and freely admit that our belief is irrational: but at the end of the day we still believe in God and I find your rambling to be blesphemous and insulting and if you were here in my presence I'd give you a taste of the Bluejay's swift backhand!

So come on bitch, PROVE YOUR ASSERTION, FUCKTARD.

[Cairber]

I voted, read the thread, and I am now scared that I grew up in this guys neighborhood (lived across street from Amherst High).

[Pcm979]

To Mr. messiah-Dipshit: If you've so routinely Pwzored everyone in the U.S. government and revolutionised the way modern businesses work, why the hell has no one heard of you?

They have. He's Vin Diesel.

*Dies laughing* You just made my fucking day, man.

Seriously, most of the stuff he says about himself resembles a pussified commie version of the cult Vin Diesel. Check this out: "Each time you restrict me from a water supply because you want to sell it to me you start a war." He's a one-man war! He has no need for legal systems and water lawsuits, he simply crushes his enemies over and over again! "And for those of you that think you can defeat me, forget it I have taken on the worlds best lawyers, judges and businessmen and they lost every step of the way many times."

To be fair to him, I think he meant the water thing as a plural; 'Me' as in 'The people'. Although that brings up the question of why I don't see gunfights near my garden hose more often.

This might have the makings of a good CoVD sig, but I'm too busy saving the world to think of one.

*Points down*

[Lord Zentei]

Wait, he just said that he's created utopia on a smaller scale, which means Hostess. In short, he has just claimed that he turned Hostess into a mini "utopia". Strangely, I have not heard any hue and cry in any of the trade magazines about how Hostess had become a worker's paradise. You'd think something like that would get noticed.

That would be because the evil, corrupt capitalist conspiracy covered it up.

[fgalkin]

Actually, I don't believe that many people have answered the guy's question

If a man said he was the messiah would you listen to him or turn him away?

If a man said that he was the messiah, I would beat him up, torture him, then I'd nail him to a stake and let him die a slow agonizing death while I'm having a beer with my buddies, looking and laughing. Then I'd wait for a while. If the guy comes back from the dead, I'd listen to him.

Are you willing to take the Messiah Test?

have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

[Mark S]

<snip>

So I take it that means you haven't done anything that no one else can?

Question still holds, Jake...

[Darth Wong]

The guy thinks that managing a bakery makes him the Messiah. I don't think you'll be getting a meaningful answer to that question, if you get an answer at all.

When they come to crucify this new Messiah, will they make him wear a crown of bagels?

[Dalton]

The guy thinks that managing a bakery makes him the Messiah. I don't think you'll be getting a meaningful answer to that question, if you get an answer at all.

When they come to crucify this new Messiah, will they make him wear a crown of bagels?

Come now, there's already a Muffin King on the board.

[Solauren]

The guy thinks that managing a bakery makes him the Messiah. I don't think you'll be getting a meaningful answer to that question, if you get an answer at all.

When they come to crucify this new Messiah, will they make him wear a crown of bagels?

Come now, there's already a Muffin King on the board.

After reading through this thread (Jake99's posts specifically) I have come to the conculsion that Jake99 is either some kid doing this for shits and giggles (and if he was hanging out with Assassin X on another board, it's a good possiblity), or he has suffered severe physical trauma.

Wait, that's it. The God he is claiming to be a conduit to is talking to me..

Apparently, one day, Jake99 bent over to check something in a storage cupboard at Hostess, and tried to stand up. Unfortunately, he was also near one of those 'cream filling' injection machines in the factory, and it naturally mistook his skull for a twinky.

Jake99's problem is his head is full of Twinky filling.

[Mark S]

Great. Now I have the image of him being nailed up by various fast food and Hostess characters, with Ronald McDonald spearing him while the Burger King says, "Who's your Messiah now?"

[DrkHelmet]

Great. Now I have the image of him being nailed up by various fast food and Hostess characters, with Ronald McDonald spearing him while the Burger King says, "Who's your Messiah now?"

You made Rum & Coke come out my nose, and it burns!

[Ford Prefect]

Wait, this guy is actually calling himself The Messiah? Not a messiah, but The Messiah? Does that mean that Jesus wasn't actually the Messiah at all? Oh my God my beliefs are in tatters. [/dry wit]

I would go and read the entire thread, but I'm afraid that it would hurt, badly. However, if he is claiming to be The Messiah, then I guess we can be expecting the two beasts, the rule of the Dragon (No, not the C'tan), the 144 000, the sevenseals, the seven bowls, the new Jerusalem etcetera. God help us all.

Blegh.

[Surlethe]

INRI becomes J9RH (jake99 rex hostessorum).

However, if he is claiming to be The Messiah, then I guess we can be expecting the two beasts, the rule of the Dragon (No, not the C'tan), the 144 000, the sevenseals, the seven bowls, the new Jerusalem etcetera. God help us all.

The apocalypse is coming, you say? You'd expect to see Horsemen soon, wouldn't you think? [/rimshot]

Apparently, one day, Jake99 bent over to check something in a storage cupboard at Hostess, and tried to stand up. ...

Upon reading that sentence, did anyone else think Solauren's paragraph was going to go in a different direction, rather than involving twinkie filling being injected into his skull, or am I just naturally perverted?

[Pcm979]

You're not alone.