What do you look like?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-26 08:53pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Well prolly cuz everyone IS cute!

Not me in the morning. I woke up once and saw a petrified fly on the bed. Speaks volumes about my looks, don't it?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-11-26 09:31pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: Not me in the morning. I woke up once and saw a petrified fly on the bed. Speaks volumes about my looks, don't it?

Morning breath, definitely morning breath...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-26 09:34pm

aerius wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: Not me in the morning. I woke up once and saw a petrified fly on the bed. Speaks volumes about my looks, don't it?
Morning breath, definitely morning breath...

I'm a basilisk, not a cockatrice.

THough people have compared my breath to various nerve gases at times.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-11-27 01:25am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Or, more truthfully, looked like, as I have since shaved since the picture was taken (last Sunday).

I'm rather relieved to know that I'm not the only one here with a mullet

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-11-27 04:51am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Though people have compared my breath to various nerve gases at times.

ROFLOL!, been there done that.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2002-11-27 11:30pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Or, more truthfully, looked like, as I have since shaved since the picture was taken (last Sunday).
I'm rather relieved to know that I'm not the only one here with a mullet

It's not a mullet, trust me. All of his hair is roughly of equal length, it'd have to be alot shorter on the sides and front to be a mullet. Sorry, but you're still alone.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-11-28 02:08am

This goofy guy is me at Sugar Bowl. I think it was the 2000/2001 ski season.

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2002-11-28 09:52pm

Spanky reminds me of me. I should let my beard grow in for a few weeks, then post a picture, and y'all will see what I mean...

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-11-29 03:45pm

I look like an older, thinner Jack Osbourne. At least according to my G/F

I wish i had his money and his dad, but man he's a geeky looking son of a bitch.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-29 04:51pm

Darth Pounder wrote:I look like an older, thinner Jack Osbourne. At least according to my G/F

I wish i had his money and his dad, but man he's a geeky looking son of a bitch.

He's really an uglky sonofabitch, it's just his money and influence which makes him so popular with the girls, especially those trying to land a music contract.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-29 11:26pm

guyver wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Come on, guyver, tell us! I want to know what is was like, because I won't be getting any!

Well if I have to spell it for you, I guess I can.

Welcome to SD.net porn:

Names have been changed to protect someone I guess

After a long hard ride over the New Hampshire back roads, I was staring to get a little saddle sore, and I knew that my new friend Erin was getting very anxious to try out the hot tub in my hotel room. So I turned onto the interstate for a fast ride back to the hotel. On the ride back to the hotel, I just kept thinking of this beautiful girl on the back of my bike. I just loved the way she would hold on tight to me and sometimes let her fingers wander down between my legs to know that she was horny as all hell, and could not wait to have me make love to her.

When we arrived at the hotel room, I told her that I was going out to get some things and she should make herself at home. One look at the oversized hot tub and she was in heaven and said "Well do not take to long I need someone to help me wash my back". As I left the room I could hear her starting the water and could not wait to join her in the tub. I made a quick run down to the Market and picked up a bottle of Krug Champagne and a dozen fresh strawberries with whip cream. When I got back to the room I could hear her in the tub and she called out honey is that you, I am so lonely in here with out you please hurry. So I quickly popped the bottle of champagne and poured two glasses and placed a strawberry in each glass.

Entering the bathroom I saw what I first mistook for an angel. She was lying there in the tub with her back arched and a playful smile across her lips. I looked at her and said "I hope I did not keep you waiting to long" she looked at me and beckoned me in with her eyes. I gave her one of the glasses of Champagne and we drank in a lovers embrace. I pulled the strawberry from my glass and offered it to her, she took a bite and................

If you guys like it let me know

I still can't get a picture. SO, I have some questions.

1: What was she wearing?

2: How long were you doing this?

3: What else did you do?

4: What other sexual activities were there during your time together?

5: How long were you going out with this chick?

I'm a sad, sad person...

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-30 04:28am

Darth Pounder wrote:I look like an older, thinner Jack Osbourne. At least according to my G/F

I wish i had his money and his dad, but man he's a geeky looking son of a bitch.

That would definitely be good-looking...

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-05 02:26pm

Here's a picture of me during a vacation in Odessa

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My buddy Dom is a shutterbug and had me get all decked out for it.

Gotta say, I think I look pretty good.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-05 06:24pm

Your heat hawk is on the wrong hip.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 12:42pm

IG-88E wrote:Your heat hawk is on the wrong hip.

Nitpicker.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2002-12-11 01:14am

I'm on the far right.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-12-11 04:43am

If I get a picture scanned in, is there someone who could host it? I don't have any good way to link a picture in (I'm behind a firewall that gets real picky about files).

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-11 07:33am

Holy crap, Spanky looks exactly like my friend's brother.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-12-12 10:16pm

Thanks to Darth Wong for hosting the picture.

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2002-12-21 06:32pm

Sardaukar wrote:You guys all look like dorks

Says a person who doesn't want to show us his pic...

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2002-12-21 07:48pm

182 cm and about 90 kg, I kinda look like a cross between Powers Booth and Mark Hamill, with blonde hair, Green/blue eyes and a stubble.

jodathalas · Post by **jodathalas** » 2002-12-21 08:55pm

Thats me.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2002-12-21 08:56pm

Well, I hope no one will get blinded...
It's a bit older, have a goatiee now.
So here it is:

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-21 09:38pm

Ted wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:I look like an older, thinner Jack Osbourne. At least according to my G/F

I wish i had his money and his dad, but man he's a geeky looking son of a bitch.
He's really an uglky sonofabitch, it's just his money and influence which makes him so popular with the girls, especially those trying to land a music contract.

Dude, that's a bit nasty. Don't tell him he's an older, thinner ugly son of a bitch. Play nicely.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-12-21 11:33pm

Here's me in the desert. I'm pretty pissed off because goddamnit the desert sucks. I'm dirty as shit to.