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It's the fastest car in town...

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..if all of the stickers are anything to go by. :P

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Think it'll beat a LT1 'Vette? :roll:
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Probly. It also will prove the axioms "Aerodynamins are for people who don't know how to design an engine" and "If you put enough power behind a brick, it WILL fly!"

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I think it's somewhat amusing, not in a way that it's dumb, mind you, but just in an odd general feeling of amusement.
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This reminds me of an event when I was a teenager, and I was passing behind a "Ferrari." It was some pathetic little car with "Ferrari", "Turbo", and all kinds of other ridiculous stickers. Suffice to say, it couldn't keep up with my '72 Skylark.

It gave me the giggles for about an hour.
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Post by Mrs Kendall »

Those stickers are probably on it to cover up rust spots :lol: and they are probably a fan of cars and auto parts companies
Maybe they are just advertising for their auto parts companies

In any case it's funny to see such an old car trying to look like a race car :lol:
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Wow. It's like a ricer for rednecks...
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Wow. It's like a ricer for rednecks...
All it needs is a 'Type R' sticker. :lol:
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It only need go-faster-stripes fore lift of.
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That car is probably some hick teenager's pride and joy.
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Tranan wrote:It only need go-faster-stripes fore lift of.
don't forget Speed Holes! :lol:
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Ah, it may be some hicks pride and joy, but some people dig that kind of thing. I suppose if it makes them happy....
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Its probably got a 305 in it.
Or the kid knows his motors and has a kick-ass 350 or 454.


like the stickers, guy probably has it ready for a derby or somthing :wink:
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Glocksman wrote:Think it'll beat a LT1 'Vette? :roll:
She doesn't look like much, but she's got it where she counts kid. I made some... special modifications myself. :wink:

She's in good condition though. No rust, everything clean and shiny.
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This is what's often known as a 'hoopty'. Owned by scuzzy teenagers all over the place here, sometimes with chromed plastic rims on the tires, too.
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