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Pics of Bush that aren't Photoshopped (56K beware)

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I find it just a wee bit hard to believe that the one with the yellow halo wasn't photoshopped... (third one from bottom)

Otherwise, eh. He speaks at churches all the time... what's your point? :P
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:shock: *Gasps* You have Leprosy SPOOFE?
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Mrs Kendall wrote::shock: *Gasps* You have Leprosy SPOOFE?
He's kiddin', Mrs K... comparing Bush ~ Jesus. :P
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Dude, if he were about a foot closer that crown would totally be on his head.

We must continue to search until we find one of him shrugging in front of a cross, thus completing his messiah pose collection.
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Elheru Aran wrote:I find it just a wee bit hard to believe that the one with the yellow halo wasn't photoshopped... (third one from bottom)

Otherwise, eh. He speaks at churches all the time... what's your point? :P
I think it's the moon, although it seems a bit too big.
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Elheru Aran wrote:
Mrs Kendall wrote::shock: *Gasps* You have Leprosy SPOOFE?
He's kiddin', Mrs K... comparing Bush ~ Jesus. :P
I know El, I was being sarcastic, trying to be funny kinda thing ;) I guess I'm not that funny :( :lol:
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Ok... so what. Given enough public speaking appearences, I'm sure you could end up with similar pics for anyone.
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Beowulf wrote:Ok... so what. Given enough public speaking appearences, I'm sure you could end up with similar pics for anyone.
Yeah... you could... but this isn't just anyone.. and these are damn funny :D
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Beowulf wrote:Ok... so what. Given enough public speaking appearences, I'm sure you could end up with similar pics for anyone.
Bush just makes it easy. You'd be hard pressed to find a picture of Clinton with a giant painting of a penis behind him.
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Beowulf wrote:Ok... so what. Given enough public speaking appearences, I'm sure you could end up with similar pics for anyone.
Yeah... you could... but this isn't just anyone.. and these are damn funny :D
Not really. The halo effect ones (and maybe that one with the cross and crown on it, but it's stretching) are good placement, but the rest? Just normal photos of anyone speaking in a church/religious place.
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RogueIce wrote:
xBlackFlash wrote:
Beowulf wrote:Ok... so what. Given enough public speaking appearences, I'm sure you could end up with similar pics for anyone.
Yeah... you could... but this isn't just anyone.. and these are damn funny :D
Not really. The halo effect ones (and maybe that one with the cross and crown on it, but it's stretching) are good placement, but the rest? Just normal photos of anyone speaking in a church/religious place.
It's the placement, and the background, and the general scene. I don't care if Bush is in a church, but when he just happens to be in that church with the word "LORD" right behind him in sparkly letters... Yeah. I'm going to chuckle. For the rest of them too, the angle is just right for it to make me smile.
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xBlackFlash wrote:It's the placement, and the background, and the general scene. I don't care if Bush is in a church, but when he just happens to be in that church with the word "LORD" right behind him in sparkly letters... Yeah. I'm going to chuckle. For the rest of them too, the angle is just right for it to make me smile.
*shrug* The LORD one is ruined for me because of the letters just over his shoulder.

The top one with Jesus would've beenpretty good if his arms were stretched out like Jesus, since his head is already sort of tilted at an angle too. But alas, his arms ruined it.

The others just don't do anything for me, since they're pictures of a guy speaking at a church, basically. I suppose you can find humor because of who he is, but honestly if it were some random preacher instead of Bush, would it be funny?

But humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. :)
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Elheru Aran wrote:I find it just a wee bit hard to believe that the one with the yellow halo wasn't photoshopped... (third one from bottom)

Otherwise, eh. He speaks at churches all the time... what's your point? :P
I think it's the moon, although it seems a bit too big.
That's no moon... that's a space station. :wink:

The LORD one is by far the best, followed closely by the halo ones. The others? Meh.
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Re: Pics of Bush that aren't Photoshopped (56K beware)

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I think that the mystery circle is just a blurred seal like the one in the last pic, only blurrier and under darker lighting
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Bush just makes it easy. You'd be hard pressed to find a picture of Clinton with a giant painting of a penis behind him.
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with those first images, I thought just maybe hes taken the presidency a little too far...
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Mrs Kendall wrote:
Elheru Aran wrote:
Mrs Kendall wrote::shock: *Gasps* You have Leprosy SPOOFE?
He's kiddin', Mrs K... comparing Bush ~ Jesus. :P
I know El, I was being sarcastic, trying to be funny kinda thing ;) I guess I'm not that funny :( :lol:
Nah, you just need to use emoticons in moderation and primarily to punctuate a comment with the right emotional context. That's why they're emoticons; you're coming off in the first reply as being simply shocked, while the second one conveys being bipolar. Image
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Does anyone know what happend to that picture of Bush taken moments before he was told to about 9/11 with the caption:

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