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Enforcer Talen
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Im still amazed at the 100+ pages.

Ive written 12 pages for college, and that was the most ever for school so far.
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Superman wrote:Make sure you include a section about fundies and buttlove. See, many fundies think that they can cheat the old fornication rule by having butt sex. They seem to think that, as long as the penis does not go into the vagina, God will have to overlook it and they got him on a technicality. No joke, I knew a guy who did this.

My solution? A behymen. You know how God gave girls a hymen? Well, if they had one on their asses it would prevent these situations and God would have something to fall back on.

God: "Did you break her hymen?"

Follower: "No, God."

God: "Did you break her behymen?"

Follower: "Uhhh, uhhh..."
Lmfao, that just made my day...'behyman' lol

Great read fgalkin, good job!
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Jesus, a good read but 116 pages?!? Please tell me that's not the norm for a college thesis... :shock:
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fgalkin wrote:There is an HTML version which I have, but I need someone to host it.

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I'll host it. Just let me know where to get it.
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Balrog wrote:Jesus, a good read but 116 pages?!? Please tell me that's not the norm for a college thesis... :shock:
oh no, that was my high school thesis. :twisted:

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Darth Wong wrote:
fgalkin wrote:There is an HTML version which I have, but I need someone to host it.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
I'll host it. Just let me know where to get it.
I'll mail it to you when I get home.

Have a very nice day.
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