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If a man said he was the messiah would you listen to him or turn him away?

Listen to him
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8%
Turn him away
18
15%
No one can save this world
9
8%
George Bush is the way I follow him
12
10%
I dont believe in the messiah
67
57%
Once terrorisum is defeated all will be ok, that is my savior
2
2%
 
Total votes: 117

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Jake99 wrote:I did not get fired, I accepted a separation instead of a 4th relocation. I was asked on many occaisions to accept a promotion and continue with the company. But I cannot talk like this and work for them.
Translation: "she didn't dump me, I DUMPED HER! <sob>"

That must have been the traumatic event which caused your schizophrenia.
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http://photobucket.com/albums/b5/James9 ... =scan1.jpg

If this works I will send some docs.

Now that is a suit of armour and a weapon of mass contruction. My wars have been against the judicial system, the educational system, the Marine Corps and every child abuser and environmental destroyer I could find in the business world. I did not hurt anyone with a weapon as you do, I helped them by showing them another way. I dont do crazy things just for kicks, it is a chess match and I have Satan in check mate when you stand behind me. Focus on what I tell you to and you will win every time as I have.
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Oh no! Not a weapon of mass contruction! Anything but that! :lol:
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That's not a weapon, that's a fish. Contrary to Monty Python, a fish is not a cutting implement.
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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/James99/scan3.jpg
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My ways are not your ways and the true meaning of what went on in the 4 courtrooms and countless hearings is only eluded to in this brief summary of one of 2 trials in the months on both sides of the millenium. Prophesy is a crazy thing to have follow you through life and this was no exception. My demonstrtations in life have all beeen along these lines of outrageousness. If I say that I can, don't bet against me. I can fix this planet and every human problem that exists. It takes global unity in a kind and giving system and you can convert to it in a minute.

The states best mental health specialists had plenty of opportunity to try and prove me to be unstable, delusional or anything else. They testified and even froze and could say nothing when asked if my thought process was delusional. A witnesses and a judge even cried when discussing the facts of the case. I controlled the court rooms in many ways just by what I had done to get there. All of my life people have said wow look at what Jim can do. I live in a different dimension and my ways are strange but the results are miraculous and always have been.
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Okay, yea, you're a fucking looney.

You have now shown your 'grand court battle' was because you were aiming a bow and arrow at a courthouse.

And you talk about not using violence and harm? You're fucked up. I'll take the prophecies on me over those on you; at least I don't talk about peace and happiness then haul out medieval weaponry. And then proceed to claim you're somehow divine from not being tossed in jail for disturbing the peace.
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I'm sure others will make fun of your stupidity some more but claiming you are some messiah because the courts didn't find you guilty because you stood on street corner with a bow and arrow, sorry...not exactly that hard to get off.

As for living in a different dimension, your type usually is the dumbest and most pathetic. At least the netrat is some dumb kid getting his jollies off, you on the other hand are either the useless or the incredibly stupid, though at this point one or the other matters little.
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I am so glad we didn't ban him. Now we learn that he lives in another dimension and wins wars with his mind? Oh, and for anyone who doesn't believe that he's the messiah, here's a photo of him holding a fish, and court documents proving that he got away with aiming an arrow at a courhouse! Truly you are divine, oh Twinkie Messiah! Is there a Church I can join?

This comedy writes itself. :lol:
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The whack-a-loony got off on a technicality. Um, yeah, that's great. Did I tell you about the time I smoked pot in front of a police officer and got him to let me go by offering him a toke? That is charismatic cult leader power!
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Jake99 wrote:My ways are not your ways and the true meaning of what went on in the 4 courtrooms and countless hearings is only eluded to in this brief summary of one of 2 trials in the months on both sides of the millenium. Prophesy is a crazy thing to have follow you through life and this was no exception. My demonstrtations in life have all beeen along these lines of outrageousness. If I say that I can, don't bet against me. I can fix this planet and every human problem that exists. It takes global unity in a kind and giving system and you can convert to it in a minute.
You were in court because you fired an archaic weapon at a courthouse, and you were let off. That does not mean that you are able to solve the worlds problems.
The states best mental health specialists had plenty of opportunity to try and prove me to be unstable, delusional or anything else. They testified and even froze and could say nothing when asked if my thought process was delusional. A witnesses and a judge even cried when discussing the facts of the case. I controlled the court rooms in many ways just by what I had done to get there. All of my life people have said wow look at what Jim can do. I live in a different dimension and my ways are strange but the results are miraculous and always have been.
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People? Please note that he did *not* fire at the courthouse; he simply stood on the street outside the building with the bow and arrows on his back or something.

That said, WTF? :wtf: The hell was he thinking?
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Jake99 wrote:A witnesses and a judge even cried when discussing the facts of the case.
I'd cry to. For humanity in general, because to be a member of humanity, is to be associated with you.

The facts of this case, especially when placed next to your delusional postings, show that there's really no hope for you. If you were the messiah, the human race is effectively over; you couldn't save us from an over-ripe cantelope, let alone any form of dark age or catastrophe.

You're just that outright pathetic. And again. It's not a weapon. It's a goddamn fish. Fish are not weapons.
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Jake99 wrote:http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/James99/scan3.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/James99/scan4.jpg
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My ways are not your ways and the true meaning of what went on in the 4 courtrooms and countless hearings is only eluded to in this brief summary of one of 2 trials in the months on both sides of the millenium. Prophesy is a crazy thing to have follow you through life and this was no exception. My demonstrtations in life have all beeen along these lines of outrageousness. If I say that I can, don't bet against me. I can fix this planet and every human problem that exists. It takes global unity in a kind and giving system and you can convert to it in a minute.

The states best mental health specialists had plenty of opportunity to try and prove me to be unstable, delusional or anything else. They testified and even froze and could say nothing when asked if my thought process was delusional. A witnesses and a judge even cried when discussing the facts of the case. I controlled the court rooms in many ways just by what I had done to get there. All of my life people have said wow look at what Jim can do. I live in a different dimension and my ways are strange but the results are miraculous and always have been.
You can stand in a cemetary for a day with a bow and arrows on your person. :o Wow, look what Jim can do. You ARE the real deal!! Image Image

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Rye, you do realize that, with this guy, he'll probably take you seriously? :P
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Rye wrote:You can stand in a cemetary for a day with a bow and arrows on your person. :o Wow, look what Jim can do. You ARE the real deal!! Image Image

What's your next miracle?

I hear for the 10:30 show he's going to make a deaf man lame and cure a ham... The Twinkie Messiah would also like to let you know about the wondeful buffet specials tonight...
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.........................

Ok, this guy's crazier than my Gor-loving S&M/B&D perv ex-husband... who walked around downtown in chainmail and a sword because he was afraid he'd get knived by the gangers hanging out at the bus station. :roll:

Can we kick this stupid idjit out now?
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I launched a burrito at somebody's house at 4 AM, and I wasn't caught! A certified psychiatrist has told me I'm sane before! I once made 5 dollars on lunch! I AM THE TRUE MESSIAH!!! :roll:

Seriously, Jake99, just about any jackass could claim similar things as you claim. You're just... kind of stupid. If you're really the messiah, ought you possess some ability that would actually get us to not only believe, but give a fuck?

This is an entertaining thread, to say the least very funny.
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Jake99 wrote:I fight wars in different ways, not with weapons but with the mind. And yes I am in a different dimension that can be difficult to understand. I see the problems you deal with as things that need to be permanently corrected and your system never does such a thing. The traffic jams alone should be enough to make you realize that your system is lowsey.
Traffic jams are not a result of the capitalist economic system, but rather the result of an incompetent public bureaucracy unable to keep the infrastructure up with growing utilization -- in other words, a central planning committee, unable to efficiently allocate resources. Sound familiar, moron?
My ways are not your ways and the true meaning of what went on in the 4 courtrooms and countless hearings is only eluded to in this brief summary of one of 2 trials in the months on both sides of the millenium.
I note you fail to provide the other trial -- presumably the trial of your violation of a restraining order. This particular hearing was not anything special or groundbreaking; with the exception of your bizarre actions, the US legal system handles cases like it every fucking day.
Prophesy is a crazy thing to have follow you through life and this was no exception. My demonstrtations in life have all beeen along these lines of outrageousness. If I say that I can, don't bet against me. I can fix this planet and every human problem that exists. It takes global unity in a kind and giving system and you can convert to it in a minute.
So the only reason you posted this pathetic legal technicality is to support your trumped-up claims of "I am teh invincible!!11" :wanker: . I am underwhelmed.
The states best mental health specialists had plenty of opportunity to try and prove me to be unstable, delusional or anything else. They testified and even froze and could say nothing when asked if my thought process was delusional.
I did note the article you posted said you were taken to a psychiatric ward for evaluation and then "further testing".
A witnesses and a judge even cried when discussing the facts of the case. I controlled the court rooms in many ways just by what I had done to get there. All of my life people have said wow look at what Jim can do. I live in a different dimension and my ways are strange but the results are miraculous and always have been.
You call getting off on a technicality miraculous?! I challenge you to create one real miracle, and then claim the JREF prize.



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You knew the messiah would be different and you knew he would judge your judges. That trial is just one of many that I have been through and I always win on every point of view. When I am threatened as I was I always throw a big punch as quick as possible but it is never intended to hurt anyone physically. I stand against your leaders and systems and I was in court many times before parking my chariot in front of a toumb and stepping forward. Judges and police officers cry when they get their butt kicked by a man they wish they could find to be delusional but they cannot. I stand down to no one and never have.
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Jake99 wrote:You knew the messiah would be different and you knew he would judge your judges.
I suppose for those who are weak enough to need one, a messiah would be different. You're certainly different. Different as in not sane.
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This thread is seriously trying my patience. I realize that this guy is hilarious and that we're all having fun here, but I'd rather that this forum not be publically known as the place where psychotic nutjobs can come and freely preach their nutjobbery without punishment.
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Jake, I'm going to be honest with you...

YOU'RE AVERAGE!!!

I'm not the same as most fuckwads either. Doesn't mean I'm any kind of Messiah.

If you want me to truly believe that you're the messiah, then actually fix the world you worthless fuck. Quit making a bunch of fucking stupid claims, and actually help people. If you were the messiah, you would help people, fix things, you wouldn't make a big bloody show of it.

It's like the difference between guys who can kick ass, and guys who want you to think that they do: The good fighters know they're good, and don't need to show off. The show-offs require your belief in their abilities to have any effect, so they make a show of things, but avoid fights.

You're a moron, not a messiah.
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If I may...
Jake99 wrote:You knew the messiah would be different, or possibly even nonexistent, and I know that, too, because I contracted syphilis at a young age, I could never be the messiah, though my delusions of grandeur are obviously too large for my smallish cock. Although you knew he would judge fairly, I do admit that was let off the hook by a small technicality, though my behavior was certainly atrocious and could be construed as a threat. I do realize your judges are merciful, and am grateful I'm not being assraped by burly convicts as we speak. That trial is just one of many that I have been through; however, I realize due to my incompetence and general psychiatric iffy status, I do incur the pity of the judge and jury, and I do give a damn fine blow job. Therefore, I always win on every point of view, except the objective one. When I am threatened by great raving sky-fish as I was, I always throw a big punch as quick as possible but,because of my dick size and general lack of testosterone and a Y-chromosome, it is never (and, by never, I mean always, especially when I'm violating a restraining order) intended to, but never does, hurt anyone physically. I stand against your leadersespecially when they demand a good blow job, and systems and I was in court many times before parking my chariot in front of a toumb and stepping forward with my bow and hunting arrows to proclaim peace, truth, justice, and a new age of mankind. Judges and police officers cry when they get their butt kicked, if you know what I mean :wink:, by a man they wish they could find to be delusional but then I give them a blow job, and, if they don't get my syphilis, they "cannot" find me incompetent :P . I stand down to no one and never have; going down on them is usually enough.
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Zero132132 wrote:Jake, I'm going to be honest with you...

YOU'RE AVERAGE!!!
We tried saying this a few pages ago. Lord Wonderbread is still going and still hasn't come up with any example of something that has never been done. Hasn't done much of anything but repeat his ramblings, actually.
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