Jake 99 Ban Poll

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2005-08-17 09:32pm

For crimes against sanity, and to prove that reality does in fact get a +5 to hit and damage him, I present to you one second-hand ban poll for Jake99.

Evidence contained, and hopefully quarantined here

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-08-17 09:34pm

Ban him now, ban him hard, ban him forever.

Zero · Post by **Zero** » 2005-08-17 09:35pm

I want the fucker banned, but not just yet. He's a troll, but it's been fun to see somebody worse then me, and it's entertaining to read his claims, and the attacks against him. But I'd like him banned SOMETIME, of course. Worthless fuckers like him shouldn't be allowed to stick around forever.

dworkin · Post by **dworkin** » 2005-08-17 09:42pm

But dare we ban the Twinkie Messiah?
Will he not smite us and remove the creamy delicious filling from our lives?
And he says he will fight us with his mind and I think that may be rather messy. Brains on the monitor and all that.

Nah. Ban the wonderloon.

Duckie · Post by **Duckie** » 2005-08-17 09:50pm

Ban him lots. It was funny at first, but the Marxist Messiah is a bit boring by now, with his nonsensical ranting.

And we've exhausted all the [Term for Communist or Shoddy Business Manager] [Term for Messiah] nicknames.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2005-08-17 09:51pm

Ban him early, ban him often.

Morilore · Post by **Morilore** » 2005-08-17 09:51pm

I voted "ban him lots," because I liked the sound of banning him more than once.

Think we could ban him, but like... let him back in every once in a while, so we can ban him again and lighten up a slow news week?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2005-08-17 09:52pm

He's outlived any real humor. So deal with him like a cat does with a bug, squash and be done with it.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2005-08-17 09:52pm

Away with him! Give us Barabbas!

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-08-17 09:54pm

If I claimed, in all seriousness, that I was the hand of the Prophets nad that I would guide you all to paradise along the Great Journey if you stopped being capitalist dogs, and wouldn't shut up about it, I would want myself banned.

Ban him, with newspeak.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2005-08-17 09:54pm

Voted for ban once before and I am unchanged in that decision. Ban him for Big Brother.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-08-17 09:57pm

I say no. He has stayed longer than most trolls, true enough. But it isn't as if he pollute a lot of threads. Plus he mostly comes out at night. Mostly.™ Plus, we need a certified loon around here. and they don't come much more certifiable than him. I mean...he is a grade A lunatic, complete with delusions of grandeur! Do you know how hard it is to get a REAL one of those? Most TRUE nutjobs like that don't even USE the internet! It's frigging classic! ! laugh riot! He actually believes what he says! I say let him stay. When we grow weary of him, we will stop replying in his silly thread, and he will fade away.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-08-17 10:00pm

Ban him hard and smack his cock with a hammer.

J · Post by J » 2005-08-17 10:09pm

Chardok wrote:I say no. He has stayed longer than most trolls, true enough. But it isn't as if he pollute a lot of threads. Plus he mostly comes out at night. Mostly.™ Plus, we need a certified loon around here. and they don't come much more certifiable than him. I mean...he is a grade A lunatic, complete with delusions of grandeur! Do you know how hard it is to get a REAL one of those? Most TRUE nutjobs like that don't even USE the internet! It's frigging classic! ! laugh riot! He actually believes what he says! I say let him stay. When we grow weary of him, we will stop replying in his silly thread, and he will fade away.

I'm in agreement with you. He's a complete utter loony he's still entertaining in a morbid way. Though he grows a little more tiring with each post, he's still enough fun to keep around for a little while longer.

Erik von Nein · Post by **Erik von Nein** » 2005-08-17 10:17pm

I voted "no" because, so far, he's entertaining and isn't just going around polluting tons of threads. Besides, because of him I found the great Twinkie Bridge to the Moon. I owe him.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2005-08-17 10:29pm

Well he did pay $10 to join so I think we should give him some slack.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2005-08-17 10:47pm

*Extends hand with thumb to side. Rotates hand so thumb points down*

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2005-08-17 10:50pm

Come on, folks... We gotta keep Jebus McLoonypants around. Like Chardok said, board needs a certified lunatic nut we can all make fun of and the guy never posts outside of that one thread. Besides, as AP brought up, Mr. McLoonypants DID pay money to post in that one thread about his adventures in Bizzaro World as the Twinkie Messiah.

We've all got to do our part to save the endangered North American Raving Lunatic...

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2005-08-17 10:52pm

True, he does only troll in the one thread, and true, he is harmless and it has been somewhat amusing to poke at the buffoon, but how many times do we have to read the same thing? He's not coming up with any new material, just the same old blather. Not only that, but everyone else's replies are getting tired and repetative as well. He's not learning and he's bringing the board down. Do we really need to wait until the thread dies by itself? I don't think it will. There is no sign of this guy stopping and it will eventually turn into a post count thread. He has repeatedly broken the rules and contributes nothing to the board.

Like I said in the actual thread, the board needs an enima.

Duckie · Post by **Duckie** » 2005-08-17 10:56pm

The thread should be kept in full bajillion page form in Parting Shots, though. It's a good read if you're up to that long of a diatribe against capitalism and people who don't accept you're the Messiah because you ran a bakery once.

DrkHelmet · Post by **DrkHelmet** » 2005-08-17 10:56pm

J wrote: I'm in agreement with you. He's a complete utter loony he's still entertaining in a morbid way. Though he grows a little more tiring with each post, he's still enough fun to keep around for a little while longer.

I am also in agreement. It is refreshing to see someone more psycho than me, and I enjoy watching it. The documents regarding him shooting an arrow at the courthouse was, to say the least, interesting.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2005-08-17 10:58pm

Do we really need this guy as a pet?

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2005-08-17 11:16pm

Jesus H. Christ on a hoppin' pogo stick with a banana on the tip, just fucking put on a biohazard suit, throw him out of the fucking board, and then put a fucking bullet through his drooling, gibbering pie hole of a fucking face, before his moronic insanity pollutes this fucking board any longer!

There. Vent over. And if my vote's not obvious, it should be.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2005-08-17 11:31pm

Not yet! He still has potential for more comedy!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2005-08-17 11:34pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Not yet! He still has potential for more comedy!

Agreed. I think he's still got a few good posts left in him. And I'd like to see him get whacked around a bit more.

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