Jake 99 Ban Poll

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2005-08-17 11:37pm

I just find him irritating. He reminds me too much of conspiracy theory morons.

His lies about emailing his documents are/should be more than enough to ban his ass.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-08-17 11:38pm

aerius wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Not yet! He still has potential for more comedy!
Agreed. I think he's still got a few good posts left in him. And I'd like to see him get whacked around a bit more.

Worry not, I'm sure he'll be around for at least ten days after the last vote is cast here.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2005-08-18 12:15am

Lord Wong seems to enjoy smacking him around.

I must admit, it's funny to watch.

However, that being said, we don't keep the Sweep's nice and shiny for nothing

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2005-08-18 12:17am

Wicked Pilot wrote:Away with him! Give us Barabbas!

ROFL!

Keep him, he hardly posts. Has he been anywhere except his own thread?

HSRTG · Post by **HSRTG** » 2005-08-18 01:19am

Whenever I click the linky I see a login announcement. I'm logged in so is that in some super-secret über forum? Or am I just stupid?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2005-08-18 01:23am

HSRTG wrote:Whenever I click the linky I see a login announcement. I'm logged in so is that in some super-secret über forum? Or am I just stupid?

Its in the HoS. If you can read this thread, no reason you shouldn't read the other.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2005-08-18 01:56am

Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2005-08-18 01:58am

Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?

Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-08-18 02:06am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?

Yes, but he's more for comedy value (i.e. I'm fairly certain he's somebody's sock puppet), rather than being some sort of eccentric religious person.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2005-08-18 02:08am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?

We have such a poster, and I tell you this in confidence... In fact, the entire Admin is under the influence of this 'Jesus Christ' , which is why he hasnt been banned. The power of the divine clouds everything.

Perseid · Post by **Perseid** » 2005-08-18 05:27am

What the, I thought this guy would have been long gone by now, especially with his delusions of grandeur (sp?).

Whislt he was funny at first now it's just become the same shit over and over again.
In all honesty if I ever met someone like this I'd laugh at them for a while, and then if they decided to continue then I'd just have to go to them in private and bash their head repeatedly against a solid object to dry to drive some sense into them.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-08-18 06:34am

Give him a few more days. People were calling for his ban a day or so ago, but wiser heads prevailed and we got the Fish Picture and the hallowed Court Documents! What other gems might he contain?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2005-08-18 06:42am

Keep him, sure he's a moron but isn't mockery of stupid people what we do best. The Twinkie God keeps it to one thread and i consider it the 2nd most entertaining thing on the boards i visit. The most entertainign thing being TK's Minefield and Julian threatening to have the whole board arrested for harassment.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2005-08-18 06:50am

I think he's funny. He believes he could take on the Emperor in single combat, and win

. Personally, I'd pay money to see that. And the then there was the twinkie bridge, which was sheer brilliance in itself.

Ban him.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-08-18 07:24am

49 to 28? Come on, disciples of the Twinkie Messiah! Cast your votes!

Post by **Surlethe** » 2005-08-18 09:18am

I haven't yet voted; I'm waiting for his next post this afternoon. If it shows promise, I'll vote nay; if it continues the staleing trend, I'll vote aye.

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2005-08-18 10:42am

He was facinating at first but his broken record schizophrenia is getting annoying. Besides he's defaming Monty Python with that picture of him holding his "mighty sword." Thus, as the Messiah, I recommend the following course of action:
Scourge him.
Beat him.
Nail him to a cross.
Let him writhe in agony for so many hours that he dies.
From exhaustion.
Then stab him in the ribs with a really long spear.
Just to be sure.

Alternatively we can make him live off of Twinkies, he is the Twinkie Messiah after all.
Sir, isn't that exceedingly cruel?
Hmmm.... yeah, I suppose so. You're right as always Sergeant Major. Just stick with the initial plan.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-08-18 12:00pm

To Jake99:

Get outta here ya useless damnfool commie loser.

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2005-08-18 12:15pm

He's more useless then shorts in winter typical winter in Finland around 0 degrees (Celsius) at the warmest days even colder most of the time, ban him.

Dakarne · Post by **Dakarne** » 2005-08-18 12:20pm

Get rid of him, but sticky that "I am the Messiah" thread.

Since that's just way too funny to let fall into obscurity.

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2005-08-18 12:42pm

Dakarne wrote:Get rid of him, but sticky that "I am the Messiah" thread.

Since that's just way too funny to let fall into obscurity.

I agree that the thread should be kept as a memento to future generations of SDNers, but it should also be locked upon resolution of this vote to prevent it from becoming a +1 thread.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-08-18 12:57pm

Civil War Man wrote:
Dakarne wrote:Get rid of him, but sticky that "I am the Messiah" thread.

Since that's just way too funny to let fall into obscurity.
I agree that the thread should be kept as a memento to future generations of SDNers, but it should also be locked upon resolution of this vote to prevent it from becoming a +1 thread.

Or: place it in the Parting Shots forum along with the ban poll for all to see.

Manus Celer Dei · Post by **Manus Celer Dei** » 2005-08-18 01:34pm

Stuart Mackey wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:Maybe if we all prayed real hard, Jesus Christ himself would enter that thread and show him the true nature of divinity?
Jesus would probably get banned. Come to think, havn't we had a poster named "Jesus" already?
We have such a poster, and I tell you this in confidence... In fact, the entire Admin is under the influence of this 'Jesus Christ' , which is why he hasnt been banned. The power of the divine clouds everything.

Since in testing a while ago he was adovcating nun hentai, I can guess exactly how he's gained power...

As for Jake99, I say ban. He stopped being funny very quickly.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-08-18 02:10pm

After his latest bout of verbal diarrhea, I'm changing my vote.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2005-08-18 02:16pm

We're overdue for a messiah hanging. I say crucify him! That is, ban him lots.

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Jake 99 Ban Poll

Ban the little delusional twat?

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