Now now, saying you're going to go and actually GOING are two very, very different things.Zero132132 wrote:Strange... will we still ban the stupid fuck, now that he's gone?
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Who said anything about destroying you? None of wants to destroy you. We just want to tell you what an idiot and a liar you are.Jake99 wrote:I can see that you like the direction that leads you so hang in there I have better things to do than be insulted. And go to Messiah.org for a more professionally written opinion of your systems and leadership. I am the star you wish to destroy, but you cannot.
All Trekkies tell you that you're a nutcase? That's interesting. Have you tried polling other groups, such as Warsies, D&D players, anime fans ... and mental health professionals?Trekies your all the same. Jake99@hotmail.com
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"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
Like ... saving Hostess from the evil capitalist pig-demons?Jake99 wrote:I can see that you like the direction that leads you so hang in there I have better things to do than be insulted.
I went there; it's as full of shit as you are, which is saying a hell of a lot.And go to Messiah.org for a more professionally written opinion of your systems and leadership.
You know, this reminds me of a childrens' story:I am the star you wish to destroy, but you cannot.
"'I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I -- shit!' The Little Engine That Could suddenly, in a rending gasp of overheated metal, became the Little Engine That Tried."
That is going to be you, someday, when you realize just how fucking wrong you are.
Fuck off, asshole. I'm not a Trekkie; I'm not even a fully-qualified warsie.Trekies your all the same. Jake99@hotmail.com
Oh, hey, the email address reminds me of something: isn't hypothetically signing hypothetical people up for hypothetical donkey pr0n somebody around here's hypothetical specialty (RAR! of course...)?
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Jake99 wrote:I can see that you like the direction that capitalism leads you so hang in there; if my rantings, insulting behavior, and broken-record spouting won't persuade you, nothing will. I have better things to do than be insulted, like kiss managerial ass, eat twinkies, and stand outside courtrooms in a threatening manner, for great justice!. And go to Messiah.org for a more professionally deluded written opinion of my ass. While I admit your systems are incredibly superior to my own delusional propositions, I can achieve communism by giving amazing blowjobs and snoboard games to the country's leadership. I am the arrogant porn star you always hated, but never could kill. You may wish to destroy me, and throw me in jail for my blatant stupidity, but you cannot, because my satanic sexual skills guarantees me a release from jail every time to make this world a utopia. Hardcore delusional Trekkies suck cock pretty well; on the other hand, your non-Trekkie arguments, all with the same magic +5 power of reality, are irrefutable evidence against my delusional rantings. Sign me up for donkey hardcore porn at Jake99@hotmail.com !!
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Sounds like little Jimmy's mommy and daddy only love winners. I wonder if the point where he snapped was when they told him he wasn't good enough working at the job they got him at Hostess.
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It's always the quiet ones.
For some reason I'm reminded of that scene in Meet the Fockers where they show off the trophy case with 8th place trophies and 10th place ribbons.Mark S wrote:Sounds like little Jimmy's mommy and daddy only love winners. I wonder if the point where he snapped was when they told him he wasn't good enough working at the job they got him at Hostess.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves. My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw. The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls. Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of. We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do. Mark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids. The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do. George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
(cough)Familywankfantasy(/cough)2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves.
I just know that something twisted is going to come out of this when Surlethe edits it.My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw.
I'm thinking that english is not your strongest asset... neither is reality...The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls.
At least you didn't butcher my version of Football (soccer)Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of.
Should this be taken as an appeal to authority?We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family.
(cough)Bullshit(/cough)My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do.
Plus: Isn't height only truly applicable to Basketball?
We would, but flaming you is so much more fun! cMark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids. The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do.
Problems such as everyday life aren't applicable in this instance...George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time.
Dumbarse.
Ahem... he has never ran a business? He may not have ran it very well... but he still bloody ran it...I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
The cheerleader is too funny a mental image to refute to be fair.
Jake99 wrote: Blah blah blah blah bloobeldy blah
Wow, more unsubstantiated wanking. Why am I not surprised?
I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry. This is the way we do things around here, fuckknuckle. If you don't like it, YOU leave!Jake99 wrote:The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do.
Wow, we agree.Jake99 wrote:George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day,
Jake99 wrote:I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time.
Dear god, I think I've gone blind! Quick, Twinkie Messiah, cure me!Jake99 wrote:I hear he was a cheerleader
Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, meet pot.Jake99 wrote:and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
Speaking of Pot, where do you get yours? It's some strong shit.
What does this have to do with you being the light and the way? Even if all this is true, which I doubt, the fact that you think a diatribe of your family's physical prowess puts you in line with being the bringer of God's word is just sad. You do so want to be loved, don't you.Jake99 wrote:2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves. My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw. The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls. Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of. We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do. Mark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids. The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do. George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
So you think you fit a prophecy about the coming of Christ eh? Well isn't the anti-christ supposed to come as well? My name is derived from the god of war's name, my initials spell MARS (his name), everyone of my other names has to do with war or conquest (purely coincidental on my parents' part), I was born an Aries (the god of war) in the year of the dragon (the devil is sometimes refered to as a dragon in Revelations, isn't he?). Does all this foretell me as the angery God of War himself incarnate?
Boy, feasting on the blood of all these metaphorical wars you say you fight must be what is giving the god of war a jelly roll around the mid-section.
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Ummm George Bush HAS ran businesses before, not necessarily very well mind you.
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Let's see some names then. Let's see some articles. Let's see some pictures.Jake99 wrote:2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves. My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw. The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls. Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of. We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do. Mark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids.
So the newbie is telling us to bugger off. HA HA HA.The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do.
Here's a link for you kiddo:
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Yeah, Bush is a moron. That doesn't make you a genius, though.George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
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Yet as big of a fucking moron as Bush is, he has accomplished far more than you ever have, so what does that say about your level of uber-tardation?Jake99 wrote: George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
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Height is actually important for volleyball, especially when you need to cover at the net. Minimum height for women's volleyball is generally considered 5'9.(cough)Bullshit(/cough)
Plus: Isn't height only truly applicable to Basketball?
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You're full of shit, asshole. Why don't you produce some real evidence?Jake99 wrote:
You'd better get fucking used to it, you lying shitstained flake of dried cuntdrizzle.The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity...
-- I envy the mod who will be writing your Shit List entry....if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do.
You haven't persuaded anyone, and I, among others, have shot your arguments down time and time again; you haven't even managed to come up with a coherent rebuttal, let alone actually refuting our points. Broken-record spouting doesn't accomplish anything here, Mr -5 vs reality.
Good for you, moron. Let's see evidence for these trumped-up claims of "succeed every time".George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
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Sounds like you're the real underachiever of the family.Jake99 wrote:2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves. My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw. The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls. Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of. We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do. Mark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids.
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You know what the funny thing is? You're so wrong it's not even funny. We have 2 national level swimmers here. They went to Princeton and won more swim meets than I can count. And unlike your family members, you can look them up and see every event they've won.Jake99 wrote:We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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I await when you tell us, that your father went back in time, taught Kung Fu to the Shaolin monks via mediatation.Jake99 wrote:2 of my brothers would compete very well with Aggassi at the college level and they both had bigger serves. My other brother is the best ping pong player I ever saw. The trophies from my siblings and I go from little league to college to ametuer tornaments and many are sugnificant silver bowls. Tennis, racquet ball, squash, platform tennis, golf, archery, bicycles, volleyball, karate, billiards, football, baseball, diving and probably many more that I am not aware of. We play every sport at a high level but we only have time to compete at a few. If you are looking for the best chess players, top 10 college grads, most likely to succeed, most successful or the best rock and roll musicians again pick from my family. My sister won the Boston Globe award for most valuable high school volleyball player in the state and shes only 5'8". None of your athletes compete at the level that we do. Mark Magwire may hit bigger home runs but not by much and we do it on a balanced diet not steroids. The only reason I have trouble posting here is the vulgarity, if you dont like what I talk about please leave and find something better to do. George Bush kills to solve problems, which just get worse every day, I just solve problems without killing and I succeed every time. I hear he was a cheerleader and he has never run a business. I say he is a coward and an idiot.
Keep it coming, while insane, you are better then most real life insane morons I know.
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Try again.Pcm979 wrote:Not nearly strong enough.
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