Jake 99 Ban Poll

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2005-08-20 08:56am

After the latest bullshittery I would like to change my no ban to a Ban him lots.

Jake99 · Post by **Jake99** » 2005-08-20 12:53pm

I did not have time to read all of this but I did find it interesting and I will read the resyt on Monday. Keep the language clen and I will stay and as you say amuse you. Funny the world is not that amusing and you are supporting its ways.

I say he stays

Dakarne · Post by **Dakarne** » 2005-08-20 01:01pm

Jake99 wrote:I say he stays

Dakarne hates people who refer to themselves in the third person...

I did not have time to read all of this but I did find it interesting and I will read the resyt on Monday.

I doubt you can read...

Keep the language clen and I will stay and as you say amuse you.

Did he just admit that he was bullshitting deliberately, for a joke?

Or has he truly lost all touch with reality, and a spellchecker?

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2005-08-20 01:18pm

Jake99 wrote:Keep the language clen and I will stay and as you say amuse you.

SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-08-20 01:59pm

Here is his latest pile of sputum, which is actually a rather old and crusty pile redecorated. Again.

Dakarne · Post by **Dakarne** » 2005-08-20 02:02pm

Does saying that his family is divinely praised count as "Appeal to Authority"?

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2005-08-20 04:17pm

Jake99 wrote:Keep the language clen and I will stay and as you say amuse you.

Since when did you make the rules around here? Because I recall the real ones clearly:

Posting Rule #4 wrote:On this forum, it is considered perfectly acceptable to flame people simply for being dishonest or stupid, no matter how polite they are. I am aware that on most forums, stupidity or dishonesty alone are not considered grounds for flaming. However, those forums' rules do not apply here.

Debating Rule #4 wrote:Do not use someone's rudeness as an excuse to ignore his points.

Jake is either under 18 and posting other people's images as his own, or is mentally deranged. Either way he's a troll or what happens to a troll when it gets over the hill.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-08-20 05:22pm

Jake99 wrote:I did not have time to read all of this but I did find it interesting and I will read the resyt on Monday.

I imagine you will be reading it from the "Parting Shots" forum, fool.

Jake99 wrote:Keep the language clen and I will stay and as you say amuse you.

Ah, we are to keep the language "clen" are we? And you will amuse us? Have you simply been trolling all along, or are you so pathetic and desperate for respect and attention that you would debase yourself and become the chewtoy of some sci-fi webboard on the internet, oh mighty Messiah?

Jake99 wrote:Funny the world is not that amusing and you are supporting its ways.

The world is more sane than you, fortunately. We have simply been amusing ourselves by mocking you in our spare time.

Jake99 wrote:I say he stays

Sure you do, Skippy.

Isn't it ironic, though, that in a "democratic" showtrial like this one you are being cast out, while in the courts of the "flawed" system you so despise you were given a second chance?

Maraxus · Post by **Maraxus** » 2005-08-20 05:33pm

Isn't asking to tone down the profanity an instaban(tm) violation?

Dakarne · Post by **Dakarne** » 2005-08-20 05:35pm

Jake 99, the Insane One wrote:Keep the language clen

I fucking agree, you shouldn't fucking swear no matter what the fucking situation is. (sorry, I couldn't resist)

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2005-08-20 06:43pm

Maraxus wrote:Isn't asking to tone down the profanity an instaban(tm) violation?

Not at all. Cussing out Wong's ancestry to the seventh generation both ways would be; being exorbiantly spammy is; but really, there's *very* little that can garner an insta-ban... generally they have an hour or two to prove themselves

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2005-08-20 07:26pm

Maraxus wrote:Isn't asking to tone down the profanity an instaban(tm) violation?

IIRC, no after all that meant might prevent every abjective from being "fuck" or variation of it. Of coure using it as an excuse to not anwser to replies and counters is another thing all together.

Post by **Surlethe** » 2005-08-20 08:29pm

Jake99 wrote:I did not have time to read all of this but I did find it interesting and I will read the resyt on Monday. Keep the language clen and I will stay and as you say amuse you. Funny the world is not that amusing and you are supporting its ways.

My reply can be summed up as follows:

I say he stays

Kiss my ass, fucktard.

Zadius · Post by **Zadius** » 2005-08-21 04:55pm

Err...so when does this ban take effect?

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-08-21 05:00pm

When the Mods stir from their slumbering places in the ocean depths, I presume.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2005-08-21 07:01pm

Hope the mods take their time, i had made a bet with my sister, who occasionally browses, that Dakarne would be gone before the Twinkie Messiah.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-08-21 07:06pm

Hey, we still have Comical Axi around. Dak'll be here for a bit.

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-08-21 09:15pm

By a vote of 109-45-5, the user known as "Jake99" has been banned for being a crazy bastard.

So it is said, so it is done, this day the 21st of August 2005 at 9:14pm EDT.

*tears Jake99's arms out of his sockets*

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2005-08-21 10:17pm

Proof of lunacy and delusions.

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Jake 99 Ban Poll

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