What happens to the 1000th member?

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2002-11-26 11:58pm

Is there going to be a massive *POKING* ceremony or something?

Whatever happens, it's certainly not too far away by the look of things.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-27 12:00am

No, there is going to be a massive ceremony where a supermod deletes all the accounts of the morons who have never posted, right? *Glares at mods.*

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-27 12:02am

data_link wrote:No, there is going to be a massive ceremony where a supermod deletes all the accounts of the morons who have never posted, right? *Glares at mods.*

I'm all for it. It's just that Mike has to get around to it.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-11-27 12:07am

If anything, it should be done before the 1,000th member posts

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-27 12:11am

Vympel wrote:If anything, it should be done before the 1,000th member posts

Or before we have a 1000th member...

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-27 12:14am

Is there a database problem with so many people?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-27 12:18am

Vympel wrote:If anything, it should be done before the 1,000th member posts

Yeah, at 999 for spite. If Wong needs help then perhaps the more trusted mods should be given admin powers for a short time. 350 odd accounts would take a while to delete.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-11-27 12:19am

We've past the 1000 mark a while ago. Mike deleted a lot of members that never posted

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-11-27 01:33am

Rathark wrote:Is there going to be a massive *POKING* ceremony or something?

Whatever happens, it's certainly not too far away by the look of things.

People yawn...

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2002-11-27 03:27am

What happens to the 1000th member?

When he reaches his 1000th post, he explodes.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-27 03:28am

Patrick Degan wrote:What happens to the 1000th member?

When he reaches his 1000th post, he explodes.

Or 1000th minute on the board, whichever comes first.

:twisted:

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-27 03:29am

verilon wrote:
Patrick Degan wrote:What happens to the 1000th member?

When he reaches his 1000th post, he explodes.
Or 1000th minute on the board, whichever comes first. :twisted:

Or if all three converge (1000th member makes 1000th post on 100th minute) Wong will convert to Christianity.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-27 03:32am

I seriously doubt that'll happen. He'll reach Nirvana.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-27 03:40am

verilon wrote:I seriously doubt that'll happen. He'll reach Nirvana.

Yeah, and he'll be surrounded by dark-eyed virgins and have an endless parade of trolls and fundies brought before him for mocking.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-27 03:48am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
verilon wrote:I seriously doubt that'll happen. He'll reach Nirvana.
Yeah, and he'll be surrounded by dark-eyed virgins and have an endless parade of trolls and fundies brought before him for mocking.

And promptly be reincarnated.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-27 03:56am

Wong wakes up in some church facing a baptismal font.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-27 03:57am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Wong wakes up in some church facing a baptismal font.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

......*chirpchirp*.......

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-27 03:59am

verilon wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Wong wakes up in some church facing a baptismal font.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
......*chirpchirp*.......

... children are playing ...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-27 03:45pm

There won't be a 1000th member, because before he registers, all the accounts of the people who haven't posted since August will be deleted. This will repeat until we have more than 1000 members that actually make more than one post a year.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-11-27 04:37pm

When the 8th member is made the 8th mod, and makes the 8th post on the 8th day of the 8th month, I will become a Small God and promptly declare Mondays a holy day.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-27 05:20pm

SirNitram wrote:When the 8th member is made the 8th mod, and makes the 8th post on the 8th day of the 8th month, I will become a Small God and promptly declare Mondays a holy day.

Says the 8th member.

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