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If a man said he was the messiah would you listen to him or turn him away?

Listen to him
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Turn him away
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No one can save this world
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8%
George Bush is the way I follow him
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10%
I dont believe in the messiah
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57%
Once terrorisum is defeated all will be ok, that is my savior
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2%
 
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Shit. Dak got it.
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Try again.
See my post... I offered up the fixed version
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Shit. Dak got it.
Only to repair yours.
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I didn't mean it like that. I meant it more, "Shame I frelled up the code, but Dak's put it in anyhoo."
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I didn't mean it like that. I meant it more, "Shame I frelled up the code, but Dak's put it in anyhoo."
Oh, let's carry on flaming Jake99
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I have an honest question for Jake.

Does your family know you're The Messiah?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:I have an honest question for Jake.

Does your family know you're The Messiah?
I was just about to ask him if his brothers and sisters have accepted him as messiah. Get out of my head! (I woulda been here an hour ago, but had computer problems.)
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According to Jake, his brother's are star atheletes that also moonlight as rockstars, his sisters are like Forrest Gump at pingpong and charge $500 a pop for lapdances, and his mother is an 80 year old MILF that invented the vagina...

Kinda makes you wonder why the best he could do with himself is become the Twinkie Messiah.
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Post by CaptainChewbacca »

Why isn't his title "Twinkie Messiah"? And what's his mom's address? I need to send her a thank-you card.
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I thougth we banned this guy?
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LadyTevar wrote:I thougth we banned this guy?
The Administration, as far as I know, has not yet acted on the results of the ban poll.
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Surlethe wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:I thougth we banned this guy?
The Administration, as far as I know, has not yet acted on the results of the ban poll.
I take that back. The administration has acted on it, like so:
Dalton wrote:*tears Jake99's arms off*
The crazy fucker's finally gone!! *does a little victory dance*
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He got whacked by the Wookiee.
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Ghost Rider wrote:He got whacked by the Wookiee.
The boy never took Threepio's advice, huh?
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Stuart Mackey wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:He got whacked by the Wookiee.
The boy never took Threepio's advice, huh?
*snigger*
Mind you..the Wookie won anyway :D
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"

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Wait, what? Shouldn't this be in Parting Shots? :wtf:
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Pcm979 wrote:Wait, what? Shouldn't this be in Parting Shots? :wtf:
I understand that it is normally only the ban thread that goes there.

Though in this case, perhaps the mods should make an exception.
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It'd be a travesty to let this thread slide into oblivion, I say!

Also, people can't read this thread unless they're logged in. I know quite a few people who'd love it.
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PCM... why don't you do it Ten Commandments style?

Like so...

11th Commandment:
'Tis a sin for thou to let a hilarious thread to fall into obscurity.

12th Commandment:
It is the word of the LORD GOD that this thread shalt be seen by all in the Parting Shots forum.
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Well there is a Link for this thread in thread that whent into the Parting shots.
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Because he wasn't banned here. This is just a reference thread.
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Dakarne wrote:PCM... why don't you do it Ten Commandments style?

Like so...

11th Commandment:
'Tis a sin for thou to let a hilarious thread to fall into obscurity.

12th Commandment:
It is the word of the LORD GOD that this thread shalt be seen by all in the Parting Shots forum.
13th Commandment:
The spamwhore with 44 posts a day shall shut his bitch mouth.
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Post by Pcm979 »

Lord Revan wrote:Well there is a Link for this thread in thread that whent into the Parting shots.
Yes, but this is in the HOS. Not viewable for people who are logged out/lack an account.

Bah, whatever. The Shit List entry should be good. :D
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Pcm979 wrote:
Lord Revan wrote:Well there is a Link for this thread in thread that whent into the Parting shots.
Yes, but this is in the HOS. Not viewable for people who are logged out/lack an account.

Bah, whatever. The Shit List entry should be good. :D
Too bad the Shit list hasn't been upograded since the "Parting Shots" forum was created, it would be nice if the Shit list (or at least part of it) was moved to the "Parting Shots" as a index of banned members.
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Maybe it's just me, but I'm gonna miss the twinkie messiah. :twisted:
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