What.....the hell?

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Post Reply
User avatar
MKSheppard
Ruthless Genocidal Warmonger
Ruthless Genocidal Warmonger
Posts: 29842
Joined: 2002-07-06 06:34pm

What.....the hell?

Post by MKSheppard »

Image

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong

"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Top
Tosho
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 701
Joined: 2002-07-29 03:14am
Location: Texas

Post by Tosho »

I never knew a third nipple had charm. :P
Sun Sep 07, 2003 3:45 pm 666th post.
Top
User avatar
C.S.Strowbridge
Sore Loser
Posts: 905
Joined: 2002-07-03 05:32pm
Location: Burnaby, BC, Canada
Contact:
Contact C.S.Strowbridge

Post by C.S.Strowbridge »

What's so, 'What the Hell?'

People can be born with all sorts of minor cosmetic variations that some might cosider embarassing.

But I bet for each one there's a NG dedicated to a fetish surrounding it.
Top
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Post by Sea Skimmer »

This was unexpec... *Notes posters name* Never mind...
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Top
User avatar
irishmick79
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 2272
Joined: 2002-07-16 05:07pm
Location: Wisconsin

Post by irishmick79 »

So, I've got this inverted nipple in the middle of my stomach, kind of closer to my waist. It lost it's charm a while ago when it got all hairy. Do you think these people would be able to help? :wink:
"A country without a Czar is like a village without an idiot."
- Old Russian Saying
Top
User avatar
Frank Hipper
Overfiend of the Superego
Posts: 12882
Joined: 2002-10-17 08:48am
Location: Hamilton, Ohio?

Post by Frank Hipper »

Mark Whalberg has a third nipple. Apparently, he's proud of it.
Image
Life is all the eternity you get, use it wisely.
Top
Ted
BANNED
Posts: 3522
Joined: 2002-09-04 12:42pm

Post by Ted »

Sea Skimmer wrote:This was unexpec... *Notes posters name* Never mind...
I was thinking of something along the lines of "No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition", but i didn't seem to fit in this case.
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
Top
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
What Kind of Username is That?
Posts: 9254
Joined: 2002-07-10 08:53pm
Location: Back in PA

Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Do any women have a third nipple? It it like a third boob or something?
BotM: Just another monkey|HAB
Top
User avatar
Evil Sadistic Bastard
Hentai Tentacle Demon
Posts: 4229
Joined: 2002-07-17 02:34am
Location: FREE
Contact:
Contact Evil Sadistic Bastard

Post by Evil Sadistic Bastard »

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Do any women have a third nipple? It it like a third boob or something?
Don't think so. It's jjst a nipple with no mammary glands or fat under it. And it can occur anywhere IIRC.
Believe in the sign of Hentai.

BotM - Hentai Tentacle Monkey/Warwolves - Evil-minded Medic/JL - Medical Jounin/Mecha Maniacs - Fuchikoma Grope Attack!/AYVB - Bloody Bastards.../GALE Force - Purveyor of Anal Justice/HAB - Combat Medical Orderly

Combat Medical Orderly(Also Nameless Test-tube Washer) : SD.Net Dept. of Biological Sciences
Top
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:
Contact Darth Yoshi

Post by Darth Yoshi »

Speaking of nipples, why do guys have nipples? There's no use for it.
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Top
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
What Kind of Username is That?
Posts: 9254
Joined: 2002-07-10 08:53pm
Location: Back in PA

Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

What I said in my last post would be something like what Beavis and Butthead would say.

And, men having nipples is an argument against intellegent design. Why would God give men tits for no reason?
BotM: Just another monkey|HAB
Top
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:
Contact Darth Yoshi

Post by Darth Yoshi »

[Fundie]The same reason that men find bones in the ground. It's His way of testing our faith and love of him.[/Fundie]
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Top
User avatar
Evil Sadistic Bastard
Hentai Tentacle Demon
Posts: 4229
Joined: 2002-07-17 02:34am
Location: FREE
Contact:
Contact Evil Sadistic Bastard

Post by Evil Sadistic Bastard »

Biologically speaking, male nipples are vestigial organs, much like the appendix and the coccyx are vestiges. Being that male and female anatomy developed from the same fundamental structure (well... almost...) the nipples are there because it's too much trouble to remove them. Or they haven't been removed yet. Whatever.
Believe in the sign of Hentai.

BotM - Hentai Tentacle Monkey/Warwolves - Evil-minded Medic/JL - Medical Jounin/Mecha Maniacs - Fuchikoma Grope Attack!/AYVB - Bloody Bastards.../GALE Force - Purveyor of Anal Justice/HAB - Combat Medical Orderly

Combat Medical Orderly(Also Nameless Test-tube Washer) : SD.Net Dept. of Biological Sciences
Top
User avatar
Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader
Padawan Learner
Posts: 305
Joined: 2002-11-26 10:10pm
Location: Dalaran, City of the Magi, Home to WC3 Geeks

Re: What.....the hell?

Post by Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader »

MKSheppard wrote:Image

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock:
Why couldn't show a nude woman with a third nipple? :P
' Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa yousa humble servant. Mesa-' Commence primary ignotion.
' Yousa dead, Jar-Jar.'
Crispy, fresh frog-rabbit legs. Mmmmm hmmm!
Top
User avatar
Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader
Padawan Learner
Posts: 305
Joined: 2002-11-26 10:10pm
Location: Dalaran, City of the Magi, Home to WC3 Geeks

Post by Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader »

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Do any women have a third nipple? It it like a third boob or something?
HOO YAH!
' Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa yousa humble servant. Mesa-' Commence primary ignotion.
' Yousa dead, Jar-Jar.'
Crispy, fresh frog-rabbit legs. Mmmmm hmmm!
Top
User avatar
Frank Hipper
Overfiend of the Superego
Posts: 12882
Joined: 2002-10-17 08:48am
Location: Hamilton, Ohio?

Post by Frank Hipper »

Darth Yoshi wrote:Speaking of nipples, why do guys have nipples? There's no use for it.
*pinches nipple* I beg to differ! :D
Image
Life is all the eternity you get, use it wisely.
Top
data_link
Jedi Master
Posts: 1195
Joined: 2002-11-01 11:55pm
Location: Gone to cry in his milk

Post by data_link »

Darth Yoshi wrote:Speaking of nipples, why do guys have nipples? There's no use for it.
Actually, IIRC, there have been some cases where guy's breasts have been found to produce milk. It doesn't happen very often, but more often than third nipples and other such anomilies.
data_link has resigned from the board after proving himself to be a relentless strawman-using asshole in this thread and being too much of a pussy to deal with the inevitable flames. Buh-bye.
Top
User avatar
Frank Hipper
Overfiend of the Superego
Posts: 12882
Joined: 2002-10-17 08:48am
Location: Hamilton, Ohio?

Post by Frank Hipper »

data_link wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Speaking of nipples, why do guys have nipples? There's no use for it.
Actually, IIRC, there have been some cases where guy's breasts have been found to produce milk. It doesn't happen very often, but more often than third nipples and other such anomilies.
I've heard that for a man to produce milk, all he needs is to take the appropriate hormones. A friend of mine in high school had a left breast, and I don't mean an undeveloped pec, either, it was a tittie!
Image
Life is all the eternity you get, use it wisely.
Top
User avatar
jegs2
Imperial Spook
Posts: 4782
Joined: 2002-08-22 06:23pm
Location: Alabama

Post by jegs2 »

Sea Skimmer wrote:This was unexpec... *Notes posters name* Never mind...
ROTFLMAO
John 3:16-18
Warwolves G2
The University of North Alabama Lions!
Top
User avatar
kojikun
BANNED
Posts: 9663
Joined: 2002-07-04 12:23am
Contact:
Contact kojikun

Post by kojikun »

whos Mark Whalberg and where is this third nipple? Do they come on the forehead?

"Hello, I've got a nipple.. on my forehead.. can I get it removed?"

hmm.. Can you get real nipples removed? Or smoothed over belly buttons to look like a genie?
Sì! Abbiamo un' anima! Ma è fatta di tanti piccoli robot.
Top
User avatar
C.S.Strowbridge
Sore Loser
Posts: 905
Joined: 2002-07-03 05:32pm
Location: Burnaby, BC, Canada
Contact:
Contact C.S.Strowbridge

Post by C.S.Strowbridge »

Darth Yoshi wrote:Speaking of nipples, why do guys have nipples? There's no use for it.
Guys have nipples cause they start out as woman. It takes a while in the womb before the gender traits start to appear, and by that time nipples are already done.
Top
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:
Contact Darth Yoshi

Post by Darth Yoshi »

C.S.Strowbridge wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Speaking of nipples, why do guys have nipples? There's no use for it.
Guys have nipples cause they start out as woman. It takes a while in the womb before the gender traits start to appear, and by that time nipples are already done.
Oh yeah, that's right. Female is the default gender.
kojikun wrote:whos Mark Whalberg and where is this third nipple? Do they come on the forehead?

"Hello, I've got a nipple.. on my forehead.. can I get it removed?"

hmm.. Can you get real nipples removed? Or smoothed over belly buttons to look like a genie?
Mark Wahlberg was a former white rapper, I think, but now he's gone into acting. He was with George Clooney (Batman & Robin) in Three Kings and The Perfect Storm.
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Top
User avatar
Vertigo1
Defender of the Night
Posts: 4720
Joined: 2002-08-12 12:47am
Location: Tennessee, USA
Contact:
Contact Vertigo1

Post by Vertigo1 »

He was also in "Planet of the Apes".
"I once asked Rebecca to sing Happy Birthday to me during sex. That was funny, especially since I timed my thrusts to sync up with the words. And yes, it was my birthday." - Darth Wong

Leader of the SD.Net Gargoyle Clan | Spacebattles Firstone | Twitter
Top
User avatar
TrailerParkJawa
Sith Acolyte
Posts: 5850
Joined: 2002-07-04 11:49pm
Location: San Jose, California

Post by TrailerParkJawa »

Wasnt he also in Boogie Nights?

Now, this is gonna gross people out, but I heard on the Dr. Dean Edell Show on KGO that some women are born with two vagina's! :shock:

Its extremely rare, like only a handful of cases, buts its happend.
Top
User avatar
Exonerate
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4454
Joined: 2002-10-29 07:19pm
Location: DC Metro Area

Post by Exonerate »

TrailerParkJawa wrote:Wasnt he also in Boogie Nights?

Now, this is gonna gross people out, but I heard on the Dr. Dean Edell Show on KGO that some women are born with two vagina's! :shock:

Its extremely rare, like only a handful of cases, buts its happend.
:shock: I can already foresee many questionable statements toward this...

BoTM, MM, HAB, JL
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Off-Topic”