Your dumb fantasies
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Your dumb fantasies
Everybody has one of them. At some point youv'e wanted to do somthing impossible and out of reach. Most people usualy fantasize about screwing famous actors, playing pro football, being a fictional character because of the actor's wild life and that sort of thing. Then you have the people who want to do the totally crazy stuff like fly around on a cloud, enter in big tournaments, beat the crap out of losers that always are there. Or if you happen to be a Russian, you imagine hijacking an enormous amount of vodka, and drinking it over the course of several days or weeks. I'm sort of interested in what your little insane fantasy is. Come on...the only insane person in here is you.
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Being some sort of commando in a sci fi military force, but always having 'God Mode' on.
Matrix Jumping would be freaking cool.
Being, like Batman. Some sort of Teflon-coated super-vigilante using cool powers, martial arts, gadgets and snappy one-liners to fight crime, and occasionally standing on the tallest building in the city and looking down on my citizens before Matrix Jumping off into the night...
Matrix Jumping would be freaking cool.
Being, like Batman. Some sort of Teflon-coated super-vigilante using cool powers, martial arts, gadgets and snappy one-liners to fight crime, and occasionally standing on the tallest building in the city and looking down on my citizens before Matrix Jumping off into the night...
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My Personal Über Fantasy is to have acces to my Mythical "Crossroads Central Control Tower" If you know what it was, you'd want one too...
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Read "Tales From The Crossroads"!
Read "One Wrong Turn"!
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"Outlaw star has spaceships that punch eachother" Joviwan
Read "Tales From The Crossroads"!
Read "One Wrong Turn"!
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1) I want to be a Jedi.
2) I want to have a visible character shield. The kind where's it's obvious I have a character shield. But I don't want to be one of the main characters. Having the plot revolve around me is too much of a hassle. I'd want to be the plucky comic relief. The camera may not follow me all the time, but at least I won't be eaten by the monster waiting around teh corner.
2) I want to have a visible character shield. The kind where's it's obvious I have a character shield. But I don't want to be one of the main characters. Having the plot revolve around me is too much of a hassle. I'd want to be the plucky comic relief. The camera may not follow me all the time, but at least I won't be eaten by the monster waiting around teh corner.
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At this point in my life, I just wish I could go out and legally kill stupid people for fun, harvest their organs, and get paid for it. I'd probably start with the shitbag who goes by the name of Trekdestroyer, then then I'd go whack Drunk Monkey and Dakarne. Because they're stupid and reading their posts makes me sick.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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On a related note I often indulge in GTA inspired day-dreams while in traffic. The sheer reckless SHITTINESS of drivers of late has made me wish for a complete lack of firearms laws and a license to kill.aerius wrote:At this point in my life, I just wish I could go out and legally kill stupid people for fun, harvest their organs, and get paid for it. I'd probably start with the shitbag who goes by the name of Trekdestroyer, then then I'd go whack Drunk Monkey and Dakarne. Because they're stupid and reading their posts makes me sick.
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I want a phaser. With which I could stun people.
"HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? NOT MUCH, JUST AT A MOVIE THEATER RIGHT NOW. YEAH. YEAH IT'S PRETTY COOL. SO WHERE SHOULD WE MEET UP? YEAH? WELL JERRY SAID-" *BZZZAP*
"HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? NOT MUCH, JUST AT A MOVIE THEATER RIGHT NOW. YEAH. YEAH IT'S PRETTY COOL. SO WHERE SHOULD WE MEET UP? YEAH? WELL JERRY SAID-" *BZZZAP*
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I'd love to be proclaimed (and be) the best debator in the world.
And I'd also love to be genuinly attractive.
Oh and be good at fighting.
And football.
And magic.
Not in that order.
I'd also love to know why people act the way they do. Why, for example, aerius is the only one to have violent tendancies in this thread to people on this forum. Would fascinate me.
And I'd also love to be genuinly attractive.
Oh and be good at fighting.
And football.
And magic.
Not in that order.
I'd also love to know why people act the way they do. Why, for example, aerius is the only one to have violent tendancies in this thread to people on this forum. Would fascinate me.
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I wrote this:The British Avengers fanfiction
"Yeah, funny how that works - you giving hungry people food they vote for you. You give homeless people shelter they vote for you. You give the unemployed a job they vote for you.
Maybe if the conservative ideology put a roof overhead, food on the table, and employed the downtrodden the poor folk would be all for it, too". - Broomstick
EBC - "What? What?" "Tally Ho!" Division
I wrote this:The British Avengers fanfiction
"Yeah, funny how that works - you giving hungry people food they vote for you. You give homeless people shelter they vote for you. You give the unemployed a job they vote for you.
Maybe if the conservative ideology put a roof overhead, food on the table, and employed the downtrodden the poor folk would be all for it, too". - Broomstick
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I've always wanted the "standard issue neuralizer" from MIB. "I paid you cash for this car. You must've lost it." "I made an unbelievably good impression on you. You're promoting me."
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"one soler flar can vapririze the planit or malt the nickl in lass than millasacit" -Bagara1000
"Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away."
Using a Device on my wrist to transform Modern Day earth into the world of various sci-fi universes.
That, and Piloting Megas.
Zor
That, and Piloting Megas.
Zor
HAIL ZOR! WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
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Heros of Cybertron-HAB-Keeper of the Vicious pit of Allosauruses-King Leighton-I, United Kingdom of Zoria: SD.net World/Tsar Mikhail-I of the Red Tsardom: SD.net Kingdoms
WHEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON EARTH, ALL EARTH BREAKS LOOSE ON HELL
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Wake up one day in Knife's Battle of the Hymn Fanfic.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
I have a hero complex. Explains why I joined the USMC. But my fantasy's usually involve the heroic fight against some horrific enemy. To fight against stagaring odds and to find a way to exsist. To hold hope up like a light in the dark.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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I often daydream about having borderline superhero strength, speed, and durability, and then getting into long hand to hand battles with created opponents of rough parity. I also randomly have normal people (sometimes I know them, sometimes it's the guy I just walked past on the street) attack me in my mind. I assign them and myself variable strength and skill and see what happens. Then I have the dark and violent fantasies...
What? I'm violent inside so I don't have to be outside
What? I'm violent inside so I don't have to be outside
"Do not worry, I have prepared something for just such an emergency."
"You're prepared for a giant monster made entirely of nulls stomping around Mainframe?!"
"That is correct!"
"How do you plan for that?"
"Uh... lucky guess?"
"You're prepared for a giant monster made entirely of nulls stomping around Mainframe?!"
"That is correct!"
"How do you plan for that?"
"Uh... lucky guess?"
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Yeah, i know that feeling. When i was a kid, shit, now too sometimes, i always wanted to actually like...i know this sounds weird but i wanted to die saving the world. Like that guy at the end of ID4, ram my plane into the core of an alien ship or the eeeevil Neo-Nazi superweapon or whatever and like save the world. I kind of stopped being so fatalistic later on but the notion still crosses my mind at times. The 'heroic final sacrifice' is sort of a cliche of the stories i write, as it is.Knife wrote:I have a hero complex. Explains why I joined the USMC. But my fantasy's usually involve the heroic fight against some horrific enemy. To fight against stagaring odds and to find a way to exsist. To hold hope up like a light in the dark.
Kanye West Saves.
Zero132132 wrote:I always wanted to be able to jump off a cliff and die a slow painfull death, but I decided that there are certain things that I should stick around for before I see what that kind of death is like.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Reminds me of the Futurama episode with the suicide booths. "Oooh, good choice!"Knife wrote:Zero132132 wrote:I always wanted to be able to jump off a cliff and die a slow painfull death, but I decided that there are certain things that I should stick around for before I see what that kind of death is like.
"Sometimes I think you WANT us to fail." "Shut up, just shut up!" -Two Guys from Kabul
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"one soler flar can vapririze the planit or malt the nickl in lass than millasacit" -Bagara1000
"Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away."
Latinum Star Recipient; Hacker's Cross Award Winner
"one soler flar can vapririze the planit or malt the nickl in lass than millasacit" -Bagara1000
"Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away."