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Wouldn't it be quick rather then slow and painful? Smashing your body on the rocks below seems like it'd do you in pretty quick.Zero132132 wrote:I always wanted to be able to jump off a cliff and die a slow painfull death, but I decided that there are certain things that I should stick around for before I see what that kind of death is like.
EDIT: I've decided if I ever commit suicide in a showy fashion, it'd be by walking in front of a bus. Fast, and traumatize a bunch of people.
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The Hershey Highway is not my way, young Padawan...Zero132132 wrote:Anal.Elheru Aran wrote:Well. Hmm. I spend a fair few of my days in very horny condition. I'm 20 going on 21, in college, surrounded by drop-dead gorgeous chicks daily.
What do you think I fantasize about?
But I'll leave you to imagine the rest
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Honestly? I've had fantasies about being a law enforcement official of some type and just beating the living dog shit out of some really reprehensible criminal (pedophiles, meth dealers, and terrorists all fit the bill) who absolutely deserves it. I'm talking serious police brutality here. I also do sympathize with Knife's hero complex and I may actually get into law enforcement in some capacity some day to live it out, so to speak.
Also, I want to fly. I had a dream once where I could fly and it was probably the best non-sexual dream I've ever had.
Also, I want to fly. I had a dream once where I could fly and it was probably the best non-sexual dream I've ever had.
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Quick and painful, then. It still seems like an interesting way to go.Jadeite wrote:Wouldn't it be quick rather then slow and painful? Smashing your body on the rocks below seems like it'd do you in pretty quick.Zero132132 wrote:I always wanted to be able to jump off a cliff and die a slow painfull death, but I decided that there are certain things that I should stick around for before I see what that kind of death is like.
EDIT: I've decided if I ever commit suicide in a showy fashion, it'd be by walking in front of a bus. Fast, and traumatize a bunch of people.
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Fuck yeah! I'd give a couple months salary to work over Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka with my truncheon. Rodney King the fuckers till they die from internal bleeding.Joe wrote:Honestly? I've had fantasies about being a law enforcement official of some type and just beating the living dog shit out of some really reprehensible criminal (pedophiles, meth dealers, and terrorists all fit the bill) who absolutely deserves it. I'm talking serious police brutality here.
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I had this bizarre dream where I was some sort of revolutionary in China and was leading armies to capture Beijing. Rather appealed to me.
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God, all I do sometimes it seems is fantasize...
Usually about being really rich/powerful/famous and what I'd do with it. It sounds so uncreative until you know how I think...
Usually about being really rich/powerful/famous and what I'd do with it. It sounds so uncreative until you know how I think...
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My dream level fantasies are those where I can fly and fight demons.
My conscious level fantasy is openly confronting the FLG leader with a debate, after debunking his lies, I kill him and hang his head on some tall building, film the whole process and spam the damn film on all the FLG websites.
I won't mention my horny fantasies
My conscious level fantasy is openly confronting the FLG leader with a debate, after debunking his lies, I kill him and hang his head on some tall building, film the whole process and spam the damn film on all the FLG websites.
I won't mention my horny fantasies
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Going off and founding a country. And making it so much better than the rest of the world.
Others, probably becoming some sort of celebrity, probably movie star. Then going around and bashing certain "celebrities" for being airheads, morons, etc. Like, what's up with the scientologists?
Oh yes, then there's the vigilante fantasy. It involves me, a group of six or so heroes from various universes, and much asskicking of stupid people, bad people, etc.
Others, probably becoming some sort of celebrity, probably movie star. Then going around and bashing certain "celebrities" for being airheads, morons, etc. Like, what's up with the scientologists?
Oh yes, then there's the vigilante fantasy. It involves me, a group of six or so heroes from various universes, and much asskicking of stupid people, bad people, etc.
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Gaining super intelligence and the knowledge of every leading proffesor in the world and being one of the top 5 for everything in existence.
And having an old friend who lives abroad as my (first) girlfriend
And having an old friend who lives abroad as my (first) girlfriend
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Chairman Mao would be proud of you!HemlockGrey wrote:I had this bizarre dream where I was some sort of revolutionary in China and was leading armies to capture Beijing. Rather appealed to me.
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Just adding to my visible character shield fantasy.
I've also had the vigilante fantasy. Kind of like Boondock Saints, but without the religious overtones.
I'm also going to add three things that Joel, Crow T. Robot, and Tom Servo would want to do in the event of an Apocalypse (see the Warrior of the Lost World episode) to my list:
Drive around in a tank, blowing up buildings.
Run up and down the street in football pads diving through plate glass windows.
Walk around totally naked with a Big Gulp Terminator 2 cup.
I've also had the vigilante fantasy. Kind of like Boondock Saints, but without the religious overtones.
I'm also going to add three things that Joel, Crow T. Robot, and Tom Servo would want to do in the event of an Apocalypse (see the Warrior of the Lost World episode) to my list:
Drive around in a tank, blowing up buildings.
Run up and down the street in football pads diving through plate glass windows.
Walk around totally naked with a Big Gulp Terminator 2 cup.
Similar to mine, except I'm the empress, and then I invade Korea for the hell of it, *somehow* making it look like it's all someone else's fault. Oh, and I've managed to pressure Japan into becoming a vassal state, too.HemlockGrey wrote:I had this bizarre dream where I was some sort of revolutionary in China and was leading armies to capture Beijing. Rather appealed to me.
Then there is the fantasy where I'm liaising with Kim Jong-Il at the Australian Embassy in North Korea, and they tell me that they have some Australian guy who they'll release in exchange for favours. Then I find out that it's my ex-boyfriend, and I give them the favours in exchange for them making his death slow and painful, and preferably incusive of some kind of horrible pointy anal insertion.
Oh, and there's the daydream that I have where I marry someone really nice, and I love them and they love me, and we have lots of kids, none of whom are delinquent, and we're both very happy together for the term of our natural lives. That's my favourite, I think.
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I sometimes fantasise about what would happen if UFOs would suddenly invade, or if Dracula's Castle would materialise somewhere close, or how it would be living during the Bronze Age. Things like that.
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The ability to buy extra time, or even go back in time in a limited fashion to fix something.
If somebody has too much time, they can sell it to me. They lose their hr, I get an extra hr to do with as I want. At this stage in life, it's not $$ that's restrictive, it's time. Boy would I be happy if I could trade money for time at a reasonable rate.
Go back in time in a limited fashion...the ability to go back just 5 minutes at a time. Had a bad case of foot in mouth disease? Go back 5 minutes and fix it up. Just had some twit smack his car into yours because he wasn't watching where he was going? Go back 5 minutes and brake earlier. The possibilities are endless. Kind of like quicksave and quickload for real life.
If somebody has too much time, they can sell it to me. They lose their hr, I get an extra hr to do with as I want. At this stage in life, it's not $$ that's restrictive, it's time. Boy would I be happy if I could trade money for time at a reasonable rate.
Go back in time in a limited fashion...the ability to go back just 5 minutes at a time. Had a bad case of foot in mouth disease? Go back 5 minutes and fix it up. Just had some twit smack his car into yours because he wasn't watching where he was going? Go back 5 minutes and brake earlier. The possibilities are endless. Kind of like quicksave and quickload for real life.
I know there is a method, but all I see is the madness.
I've always had little day dreams about sucking knowledge out of someone's brain. Like if they knew quantum physics and I wanted to know it. Bam, a little brain download and the info was mine. I could care less whether they kept the knowledge or lost it all when I took it. That part wasn't really important.
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I usually day dream up stories in which I do not take part. Is that unusual?
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I wouldn't know if it's unusual, but I can assure you it's not unique. I do that too.Akaramu Shinja wrote:I usually day dream up stories in which I do not take part. Is that unusual?
And I tend to fantasise about having super-arse-kicking abilities a la Alice from Resident Evil: Apocalypse or Max from Dark Angel. Or being able to play the guitar like Eric Clapton, or being a DJ or owning a really fast car (or at least faster than the one I've got) and finding a nice quiet road somewhere and letting her rip. And so on.
I also fantasise about being able to go through life without the irrational but persistent fear that everybody hates me and/or is laughing at me behing my back.
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR EMERGENCY PANTS!
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Two biggest fantasies which will never happen (or in the case of the latter, probably never happen) would be watching the sunrise from high orbit and getting very up close and personal with some lava fountains or lava flows.
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Another superhero fantasy here. Usually with powers along the lines of Yuusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho, simply because it kicks ass.
Otherwise, the vast majority of my fantasies could be taken out of a considerable amount of hentai.
Otherwise, the vast majority of my fantasies could be taken out of a considerable amount of hentai.
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