Animal consciousness...Are they really THAT different?

drachefly · Post by **drachefly** » 2005-08-30 12:28pm

Justforfun000 wrote:
"Assuming I have a perfectly spherical penis..." - Syntax Vorlon
LOL!!! Rye, what the fuck is that all about? :lol:

So there's this dairy farmer, back in the '80s. All the dairy farms around him are going high-tech in some way, each in a different way. One got a temperature-optimized barn, one began using horomones (remember this was the '80s)... well, he wanted to outdo them all. So he went to the university and found the department that he thought should have the smartest people in it -- the physics department.
He found a receptive professor and explained his situation. The professor asked some questions about cows, and the farmer answered them as well as he could.
The professor sat back in his chair and stared at the ceiling for some time. The farmer waited.
Then the professor stood up and went to his chalkboard. "I have an idea! Let me show you. So, assuming we have a perfectly spherical cow..."

Justforfun000 · Post by **Justforfun000** » 2005-08-30 02:18pm

ahhh I see.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2005-08-30 08:10pm

Justforfun000 wrote:
"Assuming I have a perfectly spherical penis..." - Syntax Vorlon
LOL!!! Rye, what the fuck is that all about?

Genuine quote.