[The Cleric] Account's been locked, more TK bullshit

Durandal_Locked · Post by **Durandal_Locked** » 2005-09-01 06:04pm

A gracious user sent me a heads-up from TK. Someone is going around bullshitting about how they've hacked Wayne Poe's, Alyeska's, Mike's and my passwords. As far as mine goes, they're not even close, but a bunch of kiddies tried logging in with it and as a result, my account got locked. I logged out just to check and make sure the little shits hadn't, in fact, changed it. But it's pretty much still safe.

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-09-01 06:21pm

You were last locked by your own IP address...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2005-09-01 06:47pm

Weird.

Lord Zentei · Post by **Lord Zentei** » 2005-09-01 07:17pm

Durandal wrote:Weird.

Has your computer been zombified?

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2005-09-01 07:39pm

I recommend garlic, a long wooden spike, holy water, and a thorough shotgunning. If that's not enough, apply blunt instrument with vigour.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2005-09-01 08:50pm

Elheru Aran wrote:I recommend garlic, a long wooden spike, holy water, and a thorough shotgunning. If that's not enough, apply blunt instrument with vigour.

That's for vampires. With trolls you need fire, pure and simple.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2005-09-01 09:11pm

General Zod wrote:
Elheru Aran wrote:I recommend garlic, a long wooden spike, holy water, and a thorough shotgunning. If that's not enough, apply blunt instrument with vigour.

That's for vampires. With trolls you need fire, pure and simple.

Actually, fire and acid.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2005-09-01 09:23pm

And for zombies... Shit, is it silver or cold iron? *Checks.*

Ah. Slashing weapons. Hey Durandal, need to borrow a sword?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2005-09-01 09:38pm

Rogue 9 wrote:And for zombies... Shit, is it silver or cold iron? *Checks.*

Ah. Slashing weapons. Hey Durandal, need to borrow a sword?

Plain old lead works with zombies. That or anything that makes stuff explode.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2005-09-01 09:51pm

General Zod wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:And for zombies... Shit, is it silver or cold iron? *Checks.*

Ah. Slashing weapons. Hey Durandal, need to borrow a sword?
Plain old lead works with zombies. That or anything that makes stuff explode.

Taco Bell.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2005-09-01 11:26pm

Rogue 9 wrote:And for zombies... Shit, is it silver or cold iron? *Checks.*

Ah. Slashing weapons. Hey Durandal, need to borrow a sword?

Everyone knows the zombie's natural enemy is the shotgun, I recommend the Nova Tactical with the 3 1/2" magnum 12 guage shells.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2005-09-01 11:31pm

Anarchist Bunny wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:And for zombies... Shit, is it silver or cold iron? *Checks.*

Ah. Slashing weapons. Hey Durandal, need to borrow a sword?
Everyone knows the zombie's natural enemy is the shotgun, I recommend the Nova Tactical with the 3 1/2" magnum 12 guage shells.

*Shrug* Works too.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2005-09-01 11:51pm

I say we do the standard HAB routine. Nuke it till it glows.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2005-09-01 11:53pm

no no no, only fire, cause hacking them to bits simply creates more

~aerius · Post by **~aerius** » 2005-09-01 11:56pm

Rogue 9 wrote:And for zombies... Shit, is it silver or cold iron? *Checks.*

Ah. Slashing weapons. Hey Durandal, need to borrow a sword?

I think we should make zombie porn. Wouldn't that be cool?
Unlike necro, the dead bodies can actually move and love you back!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2005-09-02 12:08am

Lindar wrote:no no no, only fire, cause hacking them to bits simply creates more

That's trolls. I was referring to his computer being zombiefied.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2005-09-02 12:15am

Rogue 9 wrote:
Lindar wrote:no no no, only fire, cause hacking them to bits simply creates more
That's trolls. I was referring to his computer being zombiefied.

erll if it's zombified couldna we simply reformat it and be rid of the zombie disease?

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2005-09-02 07:35am

Anarchist Bunny wrote:Everyone knows the zombie's natural enemy is the shotgun, I recommend the Nova Tactical with the 3 1/2" magnum 12 guage shells.

12 gauge? *scoff* Do not stop your search until you find a 1 gauge shotgun. Double-barreled, preferably.

Manus Celer Dei · Post by **Manus Celer Dei** » 2005-09-02 07:43am

Lindar wrote:no no no, only fire, cause hacking them to bits simply creates more

Isn't that starfish?

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2005-09-02 08:37am

Please, if you're dealing with zombies, you feed them salt.

What? It's true.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2005-09-02 08:58am

Manus Celer Dei wrote:
Lindar wrote:no no no, only fire, cause hacking them to bits simply creates more
Isn't that starfish?

Actually it's trolls and starfish.*grin* Not a bad observation Dei

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-09-02 10:40am

Civil War Man wrote:
Anarchist Bunny wrote:Everyone knows the zombie's natural enemy is the shotgun, I recommend the Nova Tactical with the 3 1/2" magnum 12 guage shells.
12 gauge? *scoff* Do not stop your search until you find a 1 gauge shotgun. Double-barreled, preferably.

Damn, I can only find a 4-gauge rifle. It is double-barreled, though.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2005-09-02 11:23am

4 gauge shotgun. Rifles aren't gauged.

And yeah, that's as big as you're going to find.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2005-09-02 11:45am

Hope you enjoy building the backstop. Be sure and pad it, we wouldn't want you splattering when you hit it after that 4-gauge goes off...

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2005-09-02 01:17pm

Rogue 9 wrote:4 gauge shotgun. Rifles aren't gauged. And yeah, that's as big as you're going to find.

Well, it was a rifle based off a 4-gauge shotgun. IIRC, .962 caliber