BLOODY SQUIRRELS!

Ewo · Post by **Ewo** » 2002-11-28 12:36am

I have swerved my share of squirrels and next time they might not be so lucky. There are so many of them anyhow that having them killed by cars is probably a good thing. It decreases the population and helps them avoid starvation, not like those fat bastards aren't in every garbage can in the university anyhow. So next time don't worry about them. Sorry to hear about your car and you hands... maybe this squirrel song, though quite weird, will chear you up, maybe you saved his life... http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 12:39am

Ewo wrote:I have swerved my share of squirrels and next time they might not be so lucky. There are so many of them anyhow that having them killed by cars is probably a good thing. It decreases the population and helps them avoid starvation, not like those fat bastards aren't in every garbage can in the university anyhow. So next time don't worry about them. Sorry to hear about your car and you hands... maybe this squirrel song, though quite weird, will chear you up, maybe you saved his life... http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml

That was dumb... but funny.

Gonads and Strife!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-11-28 01:02am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:That was dumb... but funny.

Gonads and Strife!

you never heard that song before?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 01:03am

Vertigo1 wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:That was dumb... but funny.

Gonads and Strife!
you never heard that song before?

No. And it was l4m3. Though funny.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-11-28 01:12am

Look Mr. Bean! He's HAPPY to see you!

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-28 03:38am

Awwww, Bean, you swerved out of the way so you wouldn't hit him! *melts* Yay.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-28 08:10am

Yes I regular swever to avoid the small cutiesy wildlife, and I KNOW what you talking about Weedamando when you start cursing about Wombats

Thats why hopefuly next year I'll be driving a Humer

Yossarian · Post by **Yossarian** » 2002-11-28 02:07pm

Mr. Bean wrote

Yes I regular swever to avoid the small cutiesy wildlife

And you claim to have got 100% on the evil test

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-11-28 03:01pm

I feel your pain, mr bean. I am not used to driving in snow and ice, so i lost control of my car and hit a tree. Fucking winter...

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-28 03:44pm

Yossarian wrote:Mr. Bean wrote
Yes I regular swever to avoid the small cutiesy wildlife
And you claim to have got 100% on the evil test

Yeah, it seems he's really a softie. Hence the swooning on my part.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-28 04:16pm

And you claim to have got 100% on the evil test

Well there was no "Would you serve to avoid small cute animals" question

Besides if I do kill them I just KNOW five, ten years down the road the son/daughter is gonna show up wanting my blood and everyone knows how messy that can get

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-11-29 01:06am

That, or someone will bury them in "Pet Cemetary".

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 01:07am

Vertigo1 wrote:That, or someone will bury them in "Pet Cemetary".

Zombie aquirrels! The evil! THE EVIL!