Bond James Bond...How many women has he been with?

guyver · Post by **guyver** » 2002-11-28 06:04pm

On TNN today they are running a James Bond Marathon. Just how many women has he been with???

This guy must eat oysters by the boat load.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2002-11-28 06:11pm

Well, considering just the Bond girls, 19, insert 5 or 6 "baddies" and a few flirts around, and you got... oh, about 243... Just kidding, at least 24.
Oh, and Moneypenny! (We don't know if he ever... Boing!

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Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-11-28 06:14pm

3 more than I'll even see just topless in my entire life.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-28 06:14pm

Warspite wrote:Well, considering just the Bond girls, 19, insert 5 or 6 "baddies" and a few flirts around, and you got... oh, about 243... Just kidding, at least 24.
Oh, and Moneypenny! (We don't know if he ever... Boing! )

I heard that in the next film Moneypenny is finally going to have her wish fulfilled

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2002-11-28 06:25pm

She's still around???? The woman must be way over 60 by now. Didn't know Bond would be that kinky.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-28 06:29pm

Warspite wrote:She's still around???? The woman must be way over 60 by now. Didn't know Bond would be that kinky.

Remember the new movies. The actress has changed. And she is quite nice now, IIRC. Much better than the "old" Moneypenny.

Anyway, if it moves and is a female, James Bond wil be on it.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-28 06:31pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Warspite wrote:She's still around???? The woman must be way over 60 by now. Didn't know Bond would be that kinky.
Remember the new movies. The actress has changed. And she is quite nice now, IIRC. Much better than the "old" Moneypenny.

Anyway, if it moves and is a female, James Bond wil be on it.

So true that.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-11-28 06:54pm

I'm suprised he hasn't contracted a STD yet...

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-28 06:57pm

Exonerate wrote:I'm suprised he hasn't contracted a STD yet...

Q's probably invented a super-condom that deploys from the watch.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2002-11-28 07:00pm

Character shield? After all, the man faced death, many times, in many ways...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-11-28 07:05pm

Like it matters given that he's drinken more martinis then most men ever will...his Liver is so far the only thing to have suffered any ill effect in his life.

I mean 3-4 per movie...multiply that by 20(is it)...you get about 60-80...and that's what is shown on screen...they always have dialogue of possible off. So the number get's nuttier.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-28 07:07pm

Several hundred at least

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-28 07:41pm

and most of them of fine quality as well.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2002-11-28 07:43pm

salm wrote:and most of them of fine quality as well.

That can explain why Bond doesn't get STD's!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-28 07:45pm

Warspite wrote:
salm wrote:and most of them of fine quality as well.
That can explain why Bond doesn't get STD's!

oh, that´s because STD´s are an invention of television.

Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader · Post by **Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader** » 2002-11-28 07:56pm

Ted wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:
Warspite wrote:She's still around???? The woman must be way over 60 by now. Didn't know Bond would be that kinky.
Remember the new movies. The actress has changed. And she is quite nice now, IIRC. Much better than the "old" Moneypenny.

Anyway, if it moves and is a female, James Bond wil be on it.

So true that.

I dunno, the one in Goldfinger was cute.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-28 08:00pm

In TWINE, he made out with Dr. Warmflash, Electra King, and Christmas Jones. In TND, he did the professoress, Wai Lin, and Paris Carver. In Goldeneye, he flirted with Xenia, kissed the evaluator, and slept with Natalya. That's 8 so far, in only 3 movies.

In Dr. No, there was Honey Ryder, and Sylvia Trench. From Russia With Love, Tanya, and Sylvia again. Goldfinger, that exotic dancer in the beginning, Jill Masterson, and Pussy Galore. Not to mention Dink, in the beginning of the Miami scene.

Three more, and we have a total of 15 women. I'm getting tired.

Even after you count them all, you have to cinsider the possiblity of women between movies.

As for Moneypenny, Lois Maxlwell did the role until A View to a Kill. By then, she was far too old for the role. The next one, Caroline Bliss, ooked like a nerd. The one now, Samantha Bond, seems good for now.

C.S.Strowbridge · Post by **C.S.Strowbridge** » 2002-11-29 01:25am

Warspite wrote:Well, considering just the Bond girls, 19, insert 5 or 6 "baddies" and a few flirts around, and you got... oh, about 243... Just kidding, at least 24.
Oh, and Moneypenny! (We don't know if he ever... Boing! )

He's never done Moneypenny, we learned that in Goldeneye. Although, I hear he kisses her in DAD.