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The cannot be the target of physical attacks doesn't quite work in MtG. Anyway, there wasn't enough room on the card.
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
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Iraqi Information Minister! Now you too can loudly proclaim useless information in a loud voice as you marshal your forces. The picture is a bit grainy, but I chose it because he has a lot of microphones in front of him. It's not the information minister if he doesn't have a ridiculous number of microphones.
Edit: and here is the bastard of Baghdad:
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
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Since he was requested:
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
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And lapdog Blair.
Why white? Just getting tired of all the black and red, and I hadn't made a white card yet. So there.
And asshol... err... kickass tough g... umm.... controversial bloke Galloway.
Why white? Just getting tired of all the black and red, and I hadn't made a white card yet. So there.
And asshol... err... kickass tough g... umm.... controversial bloke Galloway.
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
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One more for the road:
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
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*Steals the lot.*
Hillary Clinton
When Hillary Clinton comes into play, destroy all video games.
Pay blue to send out campaign contribution requests with attached ridiculously biased surveys.
0/1 (since I know you're going to do it anyway)
Hillary Clinton
When Hillary Clinton comes into play, destroy all video games.
Pay blue to send out campaign contribution requests with attached ridiculously biased surveys.
0/1 (since I know you're going to do it anyway)
It's Rogue, not Rouge!
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What about this.
U.S.A Constitution (3)
Legendary artefact.
Tap: Target solider or politician can not tap this turn.
If George W Bush II comes in to play or is in play sacrifice U.S.A Constitution.
Because I am board I did a very quick example of what I mean
Also are you just photo shopping pictures and text in to pre existing magic cards gotten from a web site or some other method. If the former what program exactly are you using. Its just i can’t get me text clear using photo house.
U.S.A Constitution (3)
Legendary artefact.
Tap: Target solider or politician can not tap this turn.
If George W Bush II comes in to play or is in play sacrifice U.S.A Constitution.
Because I am board I did a very quick example of what I mean
Also are you just photo shopping pictures and text in to pre existing magic cards gotten from a web site or some other method. If the former what program exactly are you using. Its just i can’t get me text clear using photo house.
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Note though that this is a work in progress, so they may change a tad as I improve them.Rogue 9 wrote:*Steals the lot.*
On that score, I NEED QUOTES!! Anyone with an appropriate quote for some of these suckers?
And yes, I know that the formatting still sucks on some of these guys.
Ah, yes. Hillary....Rogue 9 wrote:Hillary Clinton
When Hillary Clinton comes into play, destroy all video games.
Pay blue to send out campaign contribution requests with attached ridiculously biased surveys.
Well, of course. Wankers will be wankers. Besides, politicians don't operate in the front lines. They coordinate the others making them more effective.0/1 (since I know you're going to do it anyway)
Oops, did I say more effective? <heh, heh>
EDIT: on a side note, I do recognize that some of these suckers might in fact be remotely useful. Galloway and Bin Laden might actually be usable in a regular game and Cheney, Kennedy and Rowe possibly as well (Arnie is just too expensive). I may have to do something about that...
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful... and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Might be too long, but I think this one really is Bush in a nutshell.Lord Zentei wrote:On that score, I NEED QUOTES!! Anyone with an appropriate quote for some of these suckers?
EDIT: Oh, you already have one for him. Never mind. :p
I'm a trolling moron and my E-mail is mbiddinger@mchsi.com
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"The great story here for anybody willing to find it, write about it and explain it is this vast right-wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against my husband since the day he announced for president." -- Hillary Rodham Clinton
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
It's Rogue, not Rouge!
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Zentei, what program are you using?
The one I have can't seem to fit more than a dozen words of text.
The one I have can't seem to fit more than a dozen words of text.
The Rift
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
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It really needs Michael Moore.
I will se if I can find a fun quote.
I will se if I can find a fun quote.
As for effect. I think of somthingAny time you got the Pope and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.
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[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img]
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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I have several.Faram wrote:It really needs Michael Moore.
I will se if I can find a fun quote.
"Fuck all these small businesses, fuck 'em all. Bring in the chains." -- Michael Moore, in reference to small business owners being "rednecks" who "run the town" and "suppress the people."
But there's always the classic:
"There is no terrorist threat." -- Michael Moore
It's Rogue, not Rouge!
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Great!Rogue 9 wrote:I have several.Faram wrote:It really needs Michael Moore.
I will se if I can find a fun quote.
"Fuck all these small businesses, fuck 'em all. Bring in the chains." -- Michael Moore, in reference to small business owners being "rednecks" who "run the town" and "suppress the people."
But there's always the classic:
"There is no terrorist threat." -- Michael Moore
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img]
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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Mister fatso:
As for which program I use, it is called "Dante's Magic Card Maker". It is (or was) possible to download it for free, though that may have changed. I'm currently mulling over whether or not to spend the $10 neccesary to get a better program...
As for which program I use, it is called "Dante's Magic Card Maker". It is (or was) possible to download it for free, though that may have changed. I'm currently mulling over whether or not to spend the $10 neccesary to get a better program...
I am surprised that even Michael Moore could be this dumb."Fuck all these small businesses, fuck 'em all. Bring in the chains." -- Michael Moore, in reference to small business owners being "rednecks" who "run the town" and "suppress the people."
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
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And Hillary.
I might be able to fit more "abilities" in there if the quote were shorter. Oh, well.
I might be able to fit more "abilities" in there if the quote were shorter. Oh, well.
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
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I was considering the following picture for Hillary:
Meh, too busy.
Meh, too busy.
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
Dark Helmet, that should probably be an artifact.
The Rift
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
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I thought about that, but it's not really that old, and since it grows and changes over time, I figured it was closest to a creature.Dark Helmet, that should probably be an artifact.
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Hmmm.Glimmervoid wrote:Lord Zentei do you mind us posting our own cards in this thread or do you want to keep it for your politicians?
Well, I suppose that it would be a bit arrogant to hog all the bandwidth. Just as long as the cards here remain more or less a spoof of politics and such.
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
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Yeah I should have asked before I started throwing cards up here. Sorry about that. I just enjoyed the concept too much to pass up making a couple of my own.Lord Zentei wrote:Hmmm.Glimmervoid wrote:Lord Zentei do you mind us posting our own cards in this thread or do you want to keep it for your politicians?
Well, I suppose that it would be a bit arrogant to hog all the bandwidth. Just as long as the cards here remain more or less a spoof of politics and such.
Thanks for linking the program, by the way.