Magical Politicians (work in progress)
Moderator: Beowulf
- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
- Posts: 8742
- Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
- Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.
Everyones "favourite" vacuous tart.
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
- Posts: 8742
- Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
- Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.
Yeah, that's OK. Though I didn't exactly link the progeam, I gave the name. You must have Googled it.DrkHelmet wrote:Yeah I should have asked before I started throwing cards up here. Sorry about that. I just enjoyed the concept too much to pass up making a couple of my own.
Thanks for linking the program, by the way.
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- Glimmervoid
- Jedi Master
- Posts: 1344
- Joined: 2005-01-29 09:00am
- Location: Some were in the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm.
- Contact:
Last edited by Glimmervoid on 2005-09-09 06:49pm, edited 1 time in total.
- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
- Posts: 8742
- Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
- Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.
Since I have done Lewinski and Hillary, I couldn't leave out Bill Clinton:
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
- Posts: 8742
- Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
- Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.
Even we should have some standards.DrkHelmet wrote:Hmm, how about Martha Stewart?
No, just kidding, go right ahead. If I can make Gordon "even Hitler rolls in his grave" Liddy, Martha Stewart should be ok...
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
- Posts: 8742
- Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
- Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.
Yup, artefacts are always colourless.Glimmervoid wrote:Well since i came up with the idea i suppose i should do a proper version for it.
Though you could say "if at any time you control George Bush II, sacrifice USA Constitution", as that would cover both sacrificial conditions (careful that Bush's name must be identical to that on his card otherwise the condition technically never holds).
And very appropriate conditions they are, too.
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- Glimmervoid
- Jedi Master
- Posts: 1344
- Joined: 2005-01-29 09:00am
- Location: Some were in the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm.
- Contact:
But the card is called George W Bush II. But good rewording i will post an updated version. Also do you play magic or just satire with it?Lord Zentei wrote:Yup, artefacts are always colourless.Glimmervoid wrote:Well since i came up with the idea i suppose i should do a proper version for it.
Though you could say "if at any time you control George Bush II, sacrifice USA Constitution", as that would cover both sacrificial conditions (careful that Bush's name must be identical to that on his card otherwise the condition technically never holds).
And very appropriate conditions they are, too.
- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
- Posts: 8742
- Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
- Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.
You might want to add a 0/1 Power/Toughness meter in the bottom right corner as well as your username in the bottom center (I have forgotten it myself a few times, hence I have sometimes reloaded the images).
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
- Posts: 8742
- Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
- Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.
So it is....Tasoth wrote:Your nader card is lacking a distinct green mana cost on it. Just felt you should know.
I'm on it.
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
- Posts: 8742
- Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
- Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.
Right you are.Glimmervoid wrote:But the card is called George W Bush II. But good rewording i will post an updated version. Also do you play magic or just satire with it?
And I mostly satire with MtG, though I have been known to play - very occationally.
DrkHelmet: tapping for five mana is horribly powerful - not that I am in any position to criticize since my cards have thus far mostly been unplayable (due to being ridiculously useless).
I am pondering making them at least marginally useful so people can have a double blast playing them...
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- DrkHelmet
- Social Butterfly
- Posts: 604
- Joined: 2005-06-22 11:02am
- Location: Your closet, behind the coats.
It is? I figured since you only have a 50/50 chance of being able to use that again for 5 turns, it kind of balanced it out. If Martha is tapped for the 5 turns, you recieve no mana for those 5 turns (if you lose the flip).Lord Zentei wrote: DrkHelmet: tapping for five mana is horribly powerful - not that I am in any position to criticize since my cards have thus far mostly been unplayable (due to being ridiculously useless).
- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
- Posts: 8742
- Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
- Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.
Yeah, possibly so. In any case she costs three mana and you may not have a use for all those mana she generates - so that leads to mana burn...DrkHelmet wrote:It is? I figured since you only have a 50/50 chance of being able to use that again for 5 turns, it kind of balanced it out. If Martha is tapped for the 5 turns, you recieve no mana for those 5 turns (if you lose the flip).Lord Zentei wrote: DrkHelmet: tapping for five mana is horribly powerful - not that I am in any position to criticize since my cards have thus far mostly been unplayable (due to being ridiculously useless).
Nah, leave her as she is. She's fine.
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- Master of Ossus
- Darkest Knight
- Posts: 18213
- Joined: 2002-07-11 01:35am
- Location: California
The Kofi Annan one is BRILLIANT. "Untap it. Tap it, again. Untap it. Tap it, again."
"Sometimes I think you WANT us to fail." "Shut up, just shut up!" -Two Guys from Kabul
Latinum Star Recipient; Hacker's Cross Award Winner
"one soler flar can vapririze the planit or malt the nickl in lass than millasacit" -Bagara1000
"Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away."
Latinum Star Recipient; Hacker's Cross Award Winner
"one soler flar can vapririze the planit or malt the nickl in lass than millasacit" -Bagara1000
"Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away."
- TheMuffinKing
- Jedi Council Member
- Posts: 2368
- Joined: 2005-07-04 03:34am
- Location: Ultima ratio regum
- Contact:
Suggestions since you don't have any horde cards.
Fundamentalist Right Wing Conspiracy. two red, 4 colorless, enchantment.
'Tap x colorless: Put x number of counters into play. These counters count as 1/1 red monsters with First Strike.' flavor text: 'Oh god! The Chrisitians are coming! The Christians are coming!'
Vast Left Wing Conspiracy two blue, 4 colorless, enchancement.
'Tap X colorless: Put X number of counters into play. These counters count as 1/1 blue monsters with 1 blue Regeneration.' flavor text: 'Lets git them gawd damn commie pinkos out of the capital!'
If you can't tell, they're loaded with sarcasm.
Fundamentalist Right Wing Conspiracy. two red, 4 colorless, enchantment.
'Tap x colorless: Put x number of counters into play. These counters count as 1/1 red monsters with First Strike.' flavor text: 'Oh god! The Chrisitians are coming! The Christians are coming!'
Vast Left Wing Conspiracy two blue, 4 colorless, enchancement.
'Tap X colorless: Put X number of counters into play. These counters count as 1/1 blue monsters with 1 blue Regeneration.' flavor text: 'Lets git them gawd damn commie pinkos out of the capital!'
If you can't tell, they're loaded with sarcasm.
I've committed the greatest sin, worse than anything done here today. I sold half my soul to the devil. -Ivan Isaac, the Half Souled Knight
Mecha Maniac
Mecha Maniac
-
- SMAKIBBFB
- Posts: 19195
- Joined: 2002-07-28 12:30pm
- Contact:
-
- SMAKIBBFB
- Posts: 19195
- Joined: 2002-07-28 12:30pm
- Contact:
Operation Adjective Noun
Enchantment
4red 4any
Target one other player, all of your actions against this player are at +1/+1 until this card is destroyed.
This card can only be destroyed when the target player has been defeated. Nothing else will remove this card from play.
If the target player is not defeated within 3 turns, then all of your politicians in play are destroyed and all of your creatures lose the bonus granted by this card and gain a -1/-1 penalty.
Flavour text:
"Mission Accomplished".
Enchantment
4red 4any
Target one other player, all of your actions against this player are at +1/+1 until this card is destroyed.
This card can only be destroyed when the target player has been defeated. Nothing else will remove this card from play.
If the target player is not defeated within 3 turns, then all of your politicians in play are destroyed and all of your creatures lose the bonus granted by this card and gain a -1/-1 penalty.
Flavour text:
"Mission Accomplished".
- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
- Posts: 8742
- Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
- Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.
Ok, this is a font type test.
New type:
Old type:
New type:
Old type:
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- Lord Zentei
- Space Elf Psyker
- Posts: 8742
- Joined: 2004-11-22 02:49am
- Location: Ulthwé Craftworld, plotting the downfall of the Imperium.
Further test:
New:
Old:
New:
Old:
CotK <mew> | HAB | JL | MM | TTC | Cybertron
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
- The Yosemite Bear
- Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
- Posts: 35211
- Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
- Location: Dave's Not Here Man