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Re: Newbie rights

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Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader wrote:Yes, we have newbies have not been here long. But I, Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader, wish to send a clear and firm message to the moderators about newbie rights. Hree it is:
1. Newbies are not necissarily dumb or naive. Most are reasonably smart people who have been watching the board for awhile.
2. Newbies are people, and most people get pissed when they poked. No poking.
3. Don't talk to newbies like they're children: they're not.
4. Remeber, at one time even the moderators were newbies.
5. Newbie status cannot be bypassed, dont blame people for being newbies.
Any moderator who reads this post, please give me a reply.
Newbies are being discriminated.
Stop this madness at once.

My responses to those statements:

1. While that is very true, you are the exception.

2. True. But this is a message board, not real life. Try to learn how to distinguish between the two.

3. We don't talk to them like they're children, and no, newbies are not children. But sometimes they act like children (*coughLSTVcough*)

4. That is very true.

5. Newbie status can be bypassed once you stay on this board long enough and gain an ample amount of respect. If you do that well enough, then even the mods will look up to you.

-Newbies are discriminated against only when they act a certain way (*coughLSTVcough*)

-Madness? What's that?? :mrgreen:
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We have a moron worse than me, well then I'm shocked about this

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Zaia wrote:I want to say this, even though it isn't exactly relevant anymore, since Mr. LotR/Dino?/SW is no longer a newbie, but...I was never poked. Not once.
I'm so sorry to hear that. Here, let me make it up to you:

POKE :D
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data_link wrote:
Zaia wrote:I want to say this, even though it isn't exactly relevant anymore, since Mr. LotR/Dino?/SW is no longer a newbie, but...I was never poked. Not once.
I'm so sorry to hear that. Here, let me make it up to you:

POKE :D
I too was never poked, but take care. Play that joke on me and I'll release my evil mod powers on you :twisted:

And afterwards, I'll make a bunch of kids with tiny sticks poke you to death
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data_link wrote:
Zaia wrote:I want to say this, even though it isn't exactly relevant anymore, since Mr. LotR/Dino?/SW is no longer a newbie, but...I was never poked. Not once.
I'm so sorry to hear that. Here, let me make it up to you:

POKE :D
LOL :D

Ahhhh, much better. Now I feel like I truly belong. *grin* :wink:
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Zaia wrote:
data_link wrote:
Zaia wrote:I want to say this, even though it isn't exactly relevant anymore, since Mr. LotR/Dino?/SW is no longer a newbie, but...I was never poked. Not once.
I'm so sorry to hear that. Here, let me make it up to you:

POKE :D
LOL :D

Ahhhh, much better. Now I feel like I truly belong. *grin* :wink:

Actually, not until you get this :mrgreen:


Image


Please don't take it the wrong way :wink:
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Zaia wrote:
data_link wrote:
Zaia wrote:I want to say this, even though it isn't exactly relevant anymore, since Mr. LotR/Dino?/SW is no longer a newbie, but...I was never poked. Not once.
I'm so sorry to hear that. Here, let me make it up to you:

POKE :D
LOL :D

Ahhhh, much better. Now I feel like I truly belong. *grin* :wink:
Can I poke you? In... other ways? :D

(just kidding... unless you don't want me to be kidding :twisted: )
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I say we give each newbie a whole Chicken and a Donkey to ride on into the sunset.
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Can I poke you? In... other ways? :D

(just kidding... unless you don't want me to be kidding :twisted: )
Baka hentai! Keep your hands off Zaia - she's mine all mine, ya hear? :P
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data_link wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Can I poke you? In... other ways? :D

(just kidding... unless you don't want me to be kidding :twisted: )
Baka hentai! Keep your hands off Zaia - she's mine all mine, ya hear? :P
HERETIC! I will 0wnz0r jo0 and serve your heart to Zaia-hime as a party favor before I rox0r her box0rz
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alpha male contest!
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salm wrote:alpha male contest!
OOK OOK OOK (beats chest)
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(lifts stick) OOOOOOOOKKKKK!!!!!
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How large is the cult of Zaia-hime?

Me
data_link
Ted
XaLEv
weemadando (possible)

Anyone else?
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salm wrote:alpha male contest!
*Tosses thermal detonator into middle of contest area.*

:BOOM!:

I win. :P
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Pfft...I have uber character shield...did nuttin
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BTW, ESB - the day you get into Zaia's boxers is the day I become a Christian. Besides, you're more Kelly's type (being a tentacle monster and all). :P
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data_link wrote:
salm wrote:alpha male contest!
*Tosses thermal detonator into middle of contest area.*

:BOOM!:

I win. :P
you may now kiss the bride!
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data_link wrote:
salm wrote:alpha male contest!
*Tosses thermal detonator into middle of contest area.*

:BOOM!:

I win. :P
*Does teleport-move thing most anime fighting heroes have*

MAKAI.... TENJYO!!!!

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data_link wrote:BTW, ESB - the day you get into Zaia's boxers is the day I become a Christian. Besides, you're more Kelly's type (being a tentacle monster and all). :P
I wouldn't say that given that it might be highly, almost insanely unlikely but do you honestly want to take the chance :P ?
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote:
salm wrote:alpha male contest!
*Tosses thermal detonator into middle of contest area.*

:BOOM!:

I win. :P
*Does teleport-move thing most anime fighting heroes have*

MAKAI.... TENJYO!!!!

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hey, it´s over, they´re married.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Pfft...I have uber character shield...did nuttin
Oh yeah?

*Places gun to Ghost Rider's temple*

Dodge this.

*fires gun*
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Character shield :P
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NecronLord wrote:*pokes tryannus-vader*

*with his Staff of Light*

*in the crotch*

*hard*

*with the thing on solar pulse mode*

Newbies do have rights, you however by posting this thread... have waived those rights
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link wrote:
salm wrote:alpha male contest!
*Tosses thermal detonator into middle of contest area.*

:BOOM!:

I win. :P
*Attempts to do teleport-move thing most anime heroes have*

*fails utterly due to the fact that he is a tentacle monster and therefore the bad guy.* :P
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