Anakin's midichlorians vs. Kirk's sperm

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2002-07-26 11:34pm

You make the call.

Martin Blank · Post by **Martin Blank** » 2002-07-26 11:36pm

...they're one and the same?

Ewwwwwwww.....

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-07-27 12:10am

Thats disgusting. But it would be Kirks sperm.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-07-27 12:13am

I think it would be the best James Bond movie ever if he had to fight one of his illegitimate children. Bad times.

Moonstone Spider · Post by **Moonstone Spider** » 2002-07-27 12:45am

In one movie Bond was in a hospital for tests and was attacked, he threw a chemical in a man's eyes and killed him, then checked the Lable and it said "Urine Sample, James Bond." Now that's power.

Oh, and this is a rather odd vs. but I have to go with Midichlorians as Kirk's sperm grants no special powers while Annakin's midichlorians are at least related somehow to force powers.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-07-27 12:55am

It PAINS me no end to say this but Kirk's sperm loses for one reason and one reason only....the product of his sperm was one:DAVID MARCUS one of the worst pussy characters to ever grace the ST franchise...to think his daddy was one of the greatest fictional characters ever created makes me ill every time I think about it.

Darik Sdair · Post by **Darik Sdair** » 2002-07-27 01:53am

do the Kirk-sperm have ripped shirts?

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-27 03:12am

It's gotta go to Anakin's mitichlorians. Kirk had sex with almost every beautiful woman in the known universe, but only had one kid. Anakin had one girlfriend, who had twins. That's gotta say something for Adrian. Remember, boys, it's quality, not quantity.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-27 03:13am

whoops! I meant Anakin, not Adrian!

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2002-07-27 03:54am

What if Kirk's sperm actually fought Anakin's midichlorians?

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-27 03:55am

Well, I don't think sperm have shirts, so Kirk can't have ripped shirt sperm.

THerefore I'd still have to go with Anakin.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2002-07-27 04:13am

Lusankya wrote:It's gotta go to Anakin's mitichlorians. Kirk had sex with almost every beautiful woman in the known universe, but only had one kid.

That he knew of...

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-27 05:20am

Darth Jehovah wrote:
Lusankya wrote:It's gotta go to Anakin's mitichlorians. Kirk had sex with almost every beautiful woman in the known universe, but only had one kid.
That he knew of...

Touche

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-07-27 07:00am

Lusankya wrote:Well, I don't think sperm have shirts, so Kirk can't have ripped shirt sperm.

THerefore I'd still have to go with Anakin.

Kirr's sperm have a ripped dermis.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-07-27 07:14am

Wow, a SW ST battle on the cellular level.
The midiclorians win, if it comes to an actual fight. They will zap Kirk's sperm with force-lightning.

IDMR · Post by **IDMR** » 2002-07-27 12:01pm

Umm, what is this doing in the Other Sci-fi forum? Thread moved.

Martin Blank · Post by **Martin Blank** » 2002-07-27 05:45pm

Lusankya wrote:Kirk had sex with almost every beautiful woman in the known universe, but only had one kid.

How many of those women survived long enough to have a kid in the first place?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-07-27 06:05pm

This is sickening. But that's not a choice, so I vote for Anakin's midichlorians, because he's got such a high count, they can easily overwhelm Kirk's sperm through sheer numbers.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-27 06:07pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:Wow, a SW ST battle on the cellular level.
The midiclorians win, if it comes to an actual fight. They will zap Kirk's sperm with force-lightning.

Isn't force-lightning a dark side trick?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-07-27 06:09pm

anarchistbunny wrote:
Isn't force-lightning a dark side trick?

This IS Anakin we're talking about. He's not exactly a paragon of virtue.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-07-27 06:10pm

Kyle Katarn and Plo Koon can both used Force Lightning (Jedi Knight series, Jedi Power Battles), but generally speaking, Force Lightning is a Dark power.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-27 06:17pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Kyle Katarn and Plo Koon can both used Force Lightning (Jedi Knight series, Jedi Power Battles), but generally speaking, Force Lightning is a Dark power.

You can use it in Jedi Outkast 2, but games aren't cannon. and Jedi Knights series? Young Jedi Knights you mean? If so the author isn't exactly the continunity master.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-07-27 06:21pm

No, no, no. Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight, and Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast. And you're right, it isn't canon. But the movies never state that Force Lightning is limited to Dark Jedi and Sith.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-27 06:27pm

We've never seen it used by good jedi's either. The arena scene would of been perfect for some force lightning a group of battle droids, but the most we saw was force pushing them like dominos. *spidey sense tingling* Oh yeah, and it looked more like Yoda was redirecting Donku's force lightning shots before the most kickass scene of the movie took place.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-07-27 06:32pm

I never said yoda used force lightning in that scene (But it was still cool). Personally, I think that being Dark Jedi or Sith makes it easier to use Force Lightning, but a master of the Light Side can use it as well when necessary.

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