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I'll let you guys try and figure out the rest, but something navy, if you would.
I'll let you guys try and figure out the rest, but something navy, if you would.
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Well, it IS the Imperial SmackDown. Actually, addition to card being made. Giving it Trample as well.Typhonis 1 wrote: Only now at the end do you understand
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Shit played with RML thais could give a card a +8/0 in one round
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Oh, and Noble Ire, if it isn't too much trouble, could you add a quote to my card? Just the
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@ Noble Ire:
You know, Cyran's card should all be italicized.
That, and maybe just chop off AdmiralKanos' quote to just "TERMINATE HIM!" to add more admin-ish abilities?
You know, Cyran's card should all be italicized.
That, and maybe just chop off AdmiralKanos' quote to just "TERMINATE HIM!" to add more admin-ish abilities?
A Government founded upon justice, and recognizing the equal rights of all men; claiming higher authority for existence, or sanction for its laws, that nature, reason, and the regularly ascertained will of the people; steadily refusing to put its sword and purse in the service of any religious creed or family is a standing offense to most of the Governments of the world, and to some narrow and bigoted people among ourselves.
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(please fill in appropriate values where bracketed, as I don't know how the game works and I don't want to inadvertantly try and make myself seem disproportionately powerful. thanks!)
Radioactive Isotope
Star Trek Trivia: If Star Trek TOS or TNG are in play, Uraniun235 gains [positive stats]. If DS9, VOY, or ENT are in play, Uraniun235 loses [equally negative stats].
Fissile Tendencies: If your opponent has Anti-Nuclear Shithead in play, Uraniun235 gains [even more positive stats].
[cost] - Fission: Uraniun235 may be made so frustrated that he detonates for [x] damage to an opponent, however there is a 2 in 5 chance he may simply fizzle and do no damage to anyone but himself. Either way, Uraniun235 is spent and must be removed from play.
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"Outlaw star has spaceships that punch eachother" Joviwan
Read "Tales From The Crossroads"!
Read "One Wrong Turn"!
I hereby put in my humble request for one, since I don't understand bollock-all about the values involved.
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SHEP Card
Value: Radioactive Cetacean whatever
When Shep card is played All Your Deck Are Belong to Us, Nuked like bitches. Its over,
UPF Card
Attatching UPF Card to a character instantly kills any Gnopme card in the vicinty, as well as doing +25 Semen Damage
DF Card
Does jack shit, contributes ntohing, and is generally worthless, yet you must have one in your deck to get ass because the DF Card is a magnet for sexual encounters.
Jake 99 Card
Negates damage from Volcanoes, Twinkie Damage +15, Archery Damage + 15, Unaffected by Mental incapacitation
Value: Radioactive Cetacean whatever
When Shep card is played All Your Deck Are Belong to Us, Nuked like bitches. Its over,
UPF Card
Attatching UPF Card to a character instantly kills any Gnopme card in the vicinty, as well as doing +25 Semen Damage
DF Card
Does jack shit, contributes ntohing, and is generally worthless, yet you must have one in your deck to get ass because the DF Card is a magnet for sexual encounters.
Jake 99 Card
Negates damage from Volcanoes, Twinkie Damage +15, Archery Damage + 15, Unaffected by Mental incapacitation
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Okay; bend over ...DocHorror wrote:Ooh, Ooh, Ooh do me!
Here's a little more detail:DF wrote:Jake 99 Card
Negates damage from Volcanoes, Twinkie Damage +15, Archery Damage + 15, Unaffected by Mental incapacitation
Jake99
Creature -- Communist Nutjob
0/0
When playing Jake99, tap all of your opponent's cards. Then eat a twinkie while your opponent horribly assrapes you.
Jake99 is invulnerable to all volcanoes and logical arguments. If you have any Walls of Ignorance, attach them to Jake99.
Jake99 is +15 with a bow and arrow attached.
"I can fix this planet and every human problem that exists." ~Jake99
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Confusion with regards to sexuality.Glimmervoid wrote:Ok then what have/do you contribute most to stardestroyer.net or the verses community.Rye wrote:I hereby put in my humble request for one, since I don't understand bollock-all about the values involved.
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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I'd be interested in one...some sort of horsemanize ability, whereby any trolls attacks are reflected back, but with added amusement.
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
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Legendary Creature: Samus Fanwhore.
Seeing as I know next to nothing about Magic, someone else will have to come up with stats.
Legendary Creature: Samus Fanwhore.
Seeing as I know next to nothing about Magic, someone else will have to come up with stats.
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For those interested, here are the rules: Linka. May help to avoid non-kosher cards (some of which have been appearing). Note that the nature of the game is such that one needs to be somewhat anal about the wording.
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
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*ahems*Darth Yoshi wrote:Darth Yoshi
Legendary Creature: Samus Fanwhore.
Seeing as I know next to nothing about Magic, someone else will have to come up with stats.
Darth Yoshi: RRRRR
Legendary Creature: Samus Fanwhore.
Darth Yoshi comes into play with three 'bomb' Tokens.
Remove a token and place it on a creature. Next turn that creature recieves 1 damage
R: Tap Target creature for one turn.
RR: Deal 1 point of damage to any target.
RRRR: Deal 3 points of damage to any creature.
If any Metroids are in play, Darth Yoshi recieves +2/+2
5/5
"Freeze Beam, Plasma gun, MegaMissles. Yeh, I'm good to go..."
EDIT: by the way, I could prolly do a fair bit of these myself, kn ow the rules like the back of my hand, and have a fairly good Paint and illustrator program... So, if anyone can get me a MTG Card maker for MAC, I'd be happy to add my own to the mix...
Praying is another way of doing nothing helpful
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Read "Tales From The Crossroads"!
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"Congratulations, you get a cookie. You almost got a fundamental English word correct." Pick
"Outlaw star has spaceships that punch eachother" Joviwan
Read "Tales From The Crossroads"!
Read "One Wrong Turn"!
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Is there a good place for source images? I'd like to do one myself but I don't have any cards to work with.
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Here is a good place for downloads: Linka.Brother-Captain Gaius wrote:Is there a good place for source images? I'd like to do one myself but I don't have any cards to work with.
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TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
If you don't know, you mustn't have paid that much attention . Yeah, as Keevan said, confounding people's sexualities, breaking down gender barriers, contribute in religious debates, draw bitchin' pictures, various musical bullshit.Glimmervoid wrote:Ok then what have/do you contribute most to stardestroyer.net or the verses community.Rye wrote:I hereby put in my humble request for one, since I don't understand bollock-all about the values involved.
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To point out, a 0/0 creature would die unless it gets some sort of toughness-increasing counter on it when it's played.Surlethe wrote:Okay; bend over ...DocHorror wrote:Ooh, Ooh, Ooh do me!
Here's a little more detail:DF wrote:Jake 99 Card
Negates damage from Volcanoes, Twinkie Damage +15, Archery Damage + 15, Unaffected by Mental incapacitation
Jake99
Creature -- Communist Nutjob
0/0
When playing Jake99, tap all of your opponent's cards. Then eat a twinkie while your opponent horribly assrapes you.
Jake99 is invulnerable to all volcanoes and logical arguments. If you have any Walls of Ignorance, attach them to Jake99.
Jake99 is +15 with a bow and arrow attached.
"I can fix this planet and every human problem that exists." ~Jake99
It's Rogue, not Rouge!
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Maybe if I act humble enough, someone will make a card of me...?
Balrog
Legendary Creature-Dread Servant of Melkor
red/colorless
If any fellow LotR cards are in play, add +1/+0 counter to Balrog
*pokes Balrog around with a stick, like he was roadkill*
-Bishop Gantry
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'Ai! ai!' wailed Legolas. 'A Balrog! A Balrog is come!'
Gimli stared with wide eyes. 'Durin's Bane!' he cried, and letting his axe fall he covered his face.
'A Balrog,' muttered Gandalf. 'Now I understand.' He faltered and leaned heavily on his staff. 'What an evil fortune! And I am already weary.'
- J.R.R Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Gimli stared with wide eyes. 'Durin's Bane!' he cried, and letting his axe fall he covered his face.
'A Balrog,' muttered Gandalf. 'Now I understand.' He faltered and leaned heavily on his staff. 'What an evil fortune! And I am already weary.'
- J.R.R Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Oh. Um. Oops. How about 0/50?Rogue 9 wrote:To point out, a 0/0 creature would die unless it gets some sort of toughness-increasing counter on it when it's played.Surlethe wrote:Okay; bend over ...DocHorror wrote:Ooh, Ooh, Ooh do me!
Here's a little more detail:DF wrote:Jake 99 Card
Negates damage from Volcanoes, Twinkie Damage +15, Archery Damage + 15, Unaffected by Mental incapacitation
Jake99
Creature -- Communist Nutjob
0/0
When playing Jake99, tap all of your opponent's cards. Then eat a twinkie while your opponent horribly assrapes you.
Jake99 is invulnerable to all volcanoes and logical arguments. If you have any Walls of Ignorance, attach them to Jake99.
Jake99 is +15 with a bow and arrow attached.
"I can fix this planet and every human problem that exists." ~Jake99
A Government founded upon justice, and recognizing the equal rights of all men; claiming higher authority for existence, or sanction for its laws, that nature, reason, and the regularly ascertained will of the people; steadily refusing to put its sword and purse in the service of any religious creed or family is a standing offense to most of the Governments of the world, and to some narrow and bigoted people among ourselves.
F. Douglass