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Did someone say there was a webpage for making these things?
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Darth Servo wrote:Did someone say there was a webpage for making these things?
Not a webpage, but there is a downloadable program:
http://mtglair.de/editor.shtml
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Noble Ire wrote:Not a webpage, but there is a downloadable program:
http://mtglair.de/editor.shtml
Damn, all I have is school computer access. Nada at home. Internet downloads forbidden. What kind of MST3K card could be made?
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Darth Wong wrote:Actually, the AdmiralKanos card is wrong, because the username as spelled on the board has no space.
Trouble is, we've been using Admiral Kanos all this time. Hmmm...

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There. That should fix it up!

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Darth Servo wrote:
Noble Ire wrote:Not a webpage, but there is a downloadable program:
http://mtglair.de/editor.shtml
Damn, all I have is school computer access. Nada at home. Internet downloads forbidden. What kind of MST3K card could be made?
Click me.
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Darth Servo wrote:
Noble Ire wrote:Not a webpage, but there is a downloadable program:
http://mtglair.de/editor.shtml
Damn, all I have is school computer access. Nada at home. Internet downloads forbidden. What kind of MST3K card could be made?
If somebody gives me specs, even vague ones, or even a general idea of a card's capabilities, I'll make it, provided I can find an appropriate illustration.
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Rogue 9 wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:
Noble Ire wrote:Not a webpage, but there is a downloadable program:
http://mtglair.de/editor.shtml
Damn, all I have is school computer access. Nada at home. Internet downloads forbidden. What kind of MST3K card could be made?
Click me.
Grah! The working man userped by technology again. :P
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Okay, problem with that site I just posted: Perhaps I'm overlooking something obvious, but I can't find a way to save the results other than printing.

This appears to be due to the fact that the "Create Card" button has the disclaimer text at the bottom of the page superimposed over it, so that it cannot be clicked.
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Noble Ire wrote:If somebody gives me specs, even vague ones, or even a general idea of a card's capabilities, I'll make it, provided I can find an appropriate illustration.
Just use my avatar. Don't you know what MST3K is about?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Sc ... eater_3000

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Darth Servo wrote:
Noble Ire wrote:If somebody gives me specs, even vague ones, or even a general idea of a card's capabilities, I'll make it, provided I can find an appropriate illustration.
Just use my avatar. Don't you know what MST3K is about?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Sc ... eater_3000

Their arch nemesis is Dr. Forester
I'm familiar with the show.
Is there anything in particular you want your card to do? (Fundie smashing, Troll knashing, fanboying, kneejerking, etc.)
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Noble Ire wrote:Is there anything in particular you want your card to do? (Fundie smashing, Troll knashing, fanboying, kneejerking, etc.)
Fanboy smashing would probably be appropriate since his job is mocking their favorite cult films. Some kind of penalty when Dr. Forester is in play.
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Still leaves us with the problem of several dozen cards refering to Admiral Kanos which should refer to AdmiralKanos. Here's the updated fix-it card:

Image

Voila!

Any suggestions for a better title would be appreciated. (But I kinda like this one! :) )
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Bigass link.

Well, since I can't seem to do it any other way...

Oh, and the same link seems to do different things depending on whether I open it in Firefox or IE. In Firefox it's formatted correctly, while in IE the font for the card class is too big and results in the last word being down in the card text.
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I declare your card obsolete Wyrm. :P
Sorry.
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"everytime a person is born the Earth weighs just a little more."--DMJ on StarTrek.com
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If I may:
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I like it
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Post by SylasGaunt »

These are great..

Something for me maybe, but I don't think I've ever posted anything sufficiently witty or done much of anything aside from my meager contributions to the fanfic forum.
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Three more lands:
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EDIT: Fixed formatting so the page isn't broken
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Okay, I finally got around to locating the image I want for my card:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/ ... 2asuka.jpg

Just crop it from either the chest or the waist.

....

What's that? I already have a card made? Well, I'll fix that: I don't like the card Chardok made for me, so I hereby reject it outright. :P

Okay, now I don't know shit about MtG, so someone will have to do it for me, preferably someone who actually understands what the hell I'm about, sort of the opposite of Chardok. :P
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Noble Ire wrote:Any suggestions for a Darkstar flavor text?
His greatest hit:
Darkstar wrote:Of course, given that we have nothing to compare it to, it may simply represent the natural order of the dominant humanoids of the SW galaxy.
talking about Vader's artificial spine seen in ROTJ.
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OPh hey Civil, I looove the pure Trek and Pure Wars lands.. Great ideas, great pics for each of them :D
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I have compiled a rough guide to each color in this set. No one is obliged to follow it, but I thought it might be helpful:

White: Order, non-confrontationalism, Fanfics, AMP
Blue: Star Trek, C&G, OSF, Scifi debate
Red: Star Wars, confrontation, flamers, the military(and HAB)
Green: ARSE...
Black: HOS, Trolls, Fundies, Racists, Idiots

This is by no means a complete listing, and it doesn't reall jive with all the cards here, but it might still be useful. Feel free to add onto, modify, etc.
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Am I getting the hang of this yet?
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