Jango fett vs. Xena
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Jango fett vs. Xena
Yes, I know it's stupid, but really, who would win?
They are both unarmed and unarmored.
They are in a small arena, and no one leaves until the other is killed.
So, based on physical prowness, agility, and wits, who wins?
They are both unarmed and unarmored.
They are in a small arena, and no one leaves until the other is killed.
So, based on physical prowness, agility, and wits, who wins?
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Very strange indeed....but I have to go with Xena (lallalalalalalaa!!!!!).
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xena is a twitchy gymnast who has yet to cause more then bruising. (from what I've seen, anyway.) jango is a professional killer.
I'm going with jango.
I'm going with jango.
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Okay, but how many people like Obi-Wan has he fought? Look atr Xena, who fought several people at a time, many times just doing backflips and running and jumping, and without using her chakram(s).Captain Lennox wrote:Jango, him taking on Obi-Wan phsycally was good(Yes I know Obi-Wan wanted him alive, but he nearly go Obi-Wan, nonetheless)
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flips, yes. combat, no. the point is to win, not jump prettily.
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From he EU and hs reputation, he's the best Bounty Hunter in the Galaxy sent on the toughes jobs. And if you view his comics hie does some amazing shit. And it doesn't really matter how many times he comes across them. It matters that he can defeat them.
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You said you hadnb't watched it much. Was my fave show as a kid. SHe kicked ass quite a bit, swinging from branches to kick in the head, plenty of punches and kicks thrown to mul;tiple enemies, and lots of backflipping to hit someone. Not to mention a few scissor kick throws.Enforcer Talen wrote:flips, yes. combat, no. the point is to win, not jump prettily.
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Lesse, what can Jango do that Xena can't?
Fly, utilize a flamethrower, use laser pistols with deadly accuracy, wear armor that looks like it could actually protect someone, fire rockets, use a cool ship to blow up stuff, get his head cut off- whoops, scratch that last one.
Anyways, Jango by far.
Fly, utilize a flamethrower, use laser pistols with deadly accuracy, wear armor that looks like it could actually protect someone, fire rockets, use a cool ship to blow up stuff, get his head cut off- whoops, scratch that last one.
Anyways, Jango by far.
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BUT Xena can do that stupid trick where she hits your neck and cuts the flow of oxygen to your brain, she tells you that as you gasp and collapse to the ground and then she needs to hit you again to start the flow again. I don;t see Jango getting out of that one.
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I think that you forgot about the part where he said "unarmed and unarmored," which means that Jengo wouldn't be doing those things in this fight.DPDarkPrimus wrote:Lesse, what can Jango do that Xena can't?
Fly, utilize a flamethrower, use laser pistols with deadly accuracy, wear armor that looks like it could actually protect someone, fire rockets, use a cool ship to blow up stuff, get his head cut off- whoops, scratch that last one.
Anyways, Jango by far.
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According to the Dark Horse comics, Jango Fett single-handedly slaughtered something like a half-dozen armed Jedi with his bare hands. Admittedly, he was in his armor at the time, but still, I'd say this fight goes to Fett.
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Xena would bitchslap him. The second he got close, she'd use her fingers to cut the blood supply to his brain or somethin. 30 seconds and he's gone.
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