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Three more with a military flair.

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Here is one. Rar!

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Dangermouse wrote:Here is one. Rar!
<snip img>
You spelled hypothetical wrong. Good idea on the card, though.
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DrkHelmet wrote:
Dangermouse wrote:Here is one. Rar!
<snip img>
You spelled hypothetical wrong. Good idea on the card, though.
No; Zor spells it "hipothetical", and the card is mocking him.
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Surlethe wrote:
No; Zor spells it "hipothetical", and the card is mocking him.
In a gentle way of course. Some of my favorite threads have involved Zor and his scenarios.
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Surlethe wrote:
DrkHelmet wrote:
Dangermouse wrote:Here is one. Rar!
<snip img>
You spelled hypothetical wrong. Good idea on the card, though.
No; Zor spells it "hipothetical", and the card is mocking him.
Oh, ok. Sorry, I didn't know that.
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If someone would make me a card, I would be rather grateful to that Comrade, and might even share my vodka.

Have a very nice day.
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Post by Wyrm »

Okay, fgalkin.

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You like? (Had to shorten "Resident Russian" to "Russian Dude", 'cuz it wouldn't fit otherwise. :?)

EDIT: Fixed as per request by fgalkin.
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How 'bout "Mad Russian?"

You could probably use this pic, too:

Image. That, or the Russian from the Punisher, or a Red Army commissar, or something like that. Other than that, it looks good. Thank you.

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Well, because I am self-absorbed when it comes to MTG here goes.

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2: add 1 alchohol counter to DH
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Can I have a card too? That would be freakin awesome!
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I would be delighted if someone were to make a card featuring my humble self.
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I'm probably too average to make a card from :?

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RayCav-
When RayCav is in play game ends without result . Upon playing the RayCav card both players lay down their decks and return home, anyone foolish enough to read the card carefully should crouch into a fetal position and cry.
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@ fgalkin: Your card is fixed, as per request. The bottle looks a little squished tho'. Let me know if you want it cropped instead.

I'm sure you recognize the following classic sketch:

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Something for Rei:

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Finally, I have a card that I'm not too sure about. I want it to be a card you'd be a fool to play, 'cause it has so many bad consequences. Tell me what you think:

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The best you can hope for is that the target creature becomes tapped, but then it's just untapped again during the untap phase! Then the opposing player can play Ban on you at least once! OUCH!

That's all!

EDIT: Abuse of Power is now multicolor.
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Pi (3.1415.....)







area of the circle in relation to the radius

on march 14th pi may be cast for free
otherwise caster must tap for mana and lose 1 life from fractional manaburn.
Pi has no effect on Rei
target creature with a value of 3 now has that value replaced with Pi
thus making it greater then 3 and less then 4.
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Makes me wish I played M:tG so I could figure out one for myself.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Pi (3.1415.....)







area of the circle in relation to the radius

on march 14th pi may be cast for free
otherwise caster must tap for mana and lose 1 life from fractional manaburn.
Pi has no effect on Rei
target creature with a value of 3 now has that value replaced with Pi
thus making it greater then 3 and less then 4.
Actualy Pi it a ratio of the circumference to the diameter C=d(pi) or 2r(pi)
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Either way, it's just random crap.
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Heh. Here's a quote for me:

"We can play the word games all of our lives, and go in circles. Do you not have an intuitive grasp of the word "truth"? Or the word "correct"? That usually comes of being a native English speaker."

Or some snippet of that which fits and sounds good.
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Wyrm: the Abuse of Power sorcery needs to have a gold background since it is a multicolour spell. Otherwise, nice.
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Noble Ire wrote:Modified per instructions:
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Sorry if the text is a bit smushed, it couldn't be helped.
It can't be helped, hon. :) Lovely job on both of them, although the second one needs a gold border since it's a multicolor (GGWW to cast) :luv:
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Since there was a Pie card made, I guess I'll request a Metroid card.
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Sorry, LadyTevar, but the card maker I'm using doesn't allow modifications to card borders, as far as I can tell at least.

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Post by Erik von Nein »

Can I get a card? Purdy pwease? With gratuitous amounts of sugar on top? That gives you diabetes?

C'mon, look at my avatar! That just screams "make a card!"
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