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If you were to construct a bridge crew from any of the characters from the 5 Trek series, each filling out a different position, who would you choose?
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The orgional TOS crew of course

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cap: picard
#1: Spock (duh)
2nd officer: Data (another duh)
security chief: tasha yar
con: Geordi
engineer: Scotty
doctor: Bones

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Post by Master of Ossus »

Captain: Kirk
Science Officer: Spock
First Officer: Data
Engineer: Scotty
Security: Odo
Tactical: Worf
Navigation: Geordi
Doctor: Bashir
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Captian: Kirk
1st Officer: Data
Science: Spock
Engineer: Scotty
Security: Someone else because they all sucked
Tactical: err
Navigation: Sulu
Doctor: Emergancy Hologram Doctor... at least he saved some lives
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Captain: Capt. Kirk
1st officer: Sisko
Science: Spock
Engineer: Scotty
Security: Odo
Tactical: Worf
Navigation: Sulu
Doctor: Bones

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Captain - Sisko
1st Officer - Data
Science - Dax
Security - Worf
Tatical - Checkov
Navigation - Sulu
Enginere - Scotty
Doctor - That bald hologram
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Captain - Kirk
1st Officer - Data
Science - Spock
Security - Q (You did not limit it to federation peeeps.. Q would be excelent as head of security.. he would drive any would be enemy insane within minutes... 8) )
Tactical - Checkov
Navigation - Sulu
Engineer - Scotty
Doctor - Bones
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Captain - Q
1st Officer - Q
Science - Q
Security - Q
Tactical - Q
Navigation - Q
Engineer - Q
Doctor - Q

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Post by FaxModem1 »

Captain:Jelico
1st Officer:Data
Pilot:Tom Paris
Security:Odo
Doctor:EMH(for some reason he can always cure people)
Tactical:Chekov
Chef:Replicator(Neelix is being hurled at the sun at the moment

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Captain: Jelico
XO: Picard
Tactical: Worf
Starship tactics officer: Maxwell
Engineer: Scotty
Doctor: Bones
Science/Con: Data
Helm: Ro
Security: Roga Danar
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Alyeska wrote:Captain: Jelico
XO: Picard
Tactical: Worf
Starship tactics officer: Maxwell
Engineer: Scotty
Doctor: Bones
Science/Con: Data
Helm: Ro
Security: Roga Danar
Hmm, I think I would replace Bones with the Voyager EMH Doctor with a mobile emiter.

The ship would be an AWACs version of the Nebula (Maxwells type of ship) modified to carry 2 Delta Flyers and a half dozen Tac-Fighters.
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Post by Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader »

The TOS crew. Picard was Mr.Goody, Sisko was overly dramatic, and Janeway was, literally, a dumbass. That leaves Kirk. A man who is not afraid to act, who will bend the rules, and who will make wild, animal love to every woman in the galaxy. My kind of man. :twisted:
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Mr Bean wrote:The orgional TOS crew of course
I'll second that...
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Post by Galaxy »

Captain: Picard
1st officer: Q
Nav: Data
Helm: Paris
Tactical: Worf
Science officer: Hot vulcan babe from enterprise. can't remember name.
Security:Odo
Doctor: Beverly
Engineer: O'Brien
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I'll second everyone who said the original crew.

Personally, I'd not choose Data, though perhaps he would be the superior of mind, because he was

1) The cause of many a crappy episode
2) Extremely annoying

Oh well. Perhaps Lore would be good. I don't know.
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Post by Master of Ossus »

What do you guys think of my choice of Doctor Bashir? I know that some of the other doctors in Trek are more popular, but Bashir is clearly the most talented of the doctors, IMO.
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Master of Ossus wrote:What do you guys think of my choice of Doctor Bashir? I know that some of the other doctors in Trek are more popular, but Bashir is clearly the most talented of the doctors, IMO.
He's a good doc and has something of a personality. DS9 did that better than anything since TOS.
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Post by Galaxy »

Bashir would of been my next pick. But i would rather have Beverly give me physicals. I had a crush on her back in the early days of TNG. 8)
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Galaxy wrote:Bashir would of been my next pick. But i would rather have Beverly give me physicals. I had a crush on her back in the early days of TNG. 8)
Jeez, she's not the that good looking. And she can't have that good of taste in men if she lusts after Picard.

Besides, I'd rather have a competent doctor like Bones or Bashir.
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If Leeta was a doctor i would pick her. She's super hot. Or i could make her counselor even if she's not qualified.
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Galaxy wrote:If Leeta was a doctor i would pick her. She's super hot. Or i could make her counselor even if she's not qualified.
Wow, that's taking style over substance to an extreme. Put breast size above competancy for the medical personel qualifications!
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Post by Master of Ossus »

Stormbringer wrote:
Galaxy wrote:If Leeta was a doctor i would pick her. She's super hot. Or i could make her counselor even if she's not qualified.
Wow, that's taking style over substance to an extreme. Put breast size above competancy for the medical personel qualifications!
If it were some worthless position, like repeating whatever the computer said, then I would agree with that, but I'd rather not be killed by some disease that could be cured with sugar and water while an incompetent doctor tried to decide what to do.
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Captain: Kirk
XO: Spock
Science: Spock
Engineer: Scotty
Comm: Uhura
Helm: Sulu
Tactical/Nav: Chekov
Doc: Bones

Or i could have just said TOS crew like everyone else, but i felt like typing it.
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Darth Pounder wrote:Captain - Sisko
1st Officer - Data
Science - Dax
Security - Worf
Tatical - Checkov
Navigation - Sulu
Enginere - Scotty
Doctor - That bald hologram
Captain - General Martok
1st officer - Sisko
Science - 7of9 (but only if i get to feel her up every shift)
Security - Worf
Tatical - Q
Navigation - Sulu
Enginere - Borg Drones
Doctor - EMH
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