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That picture is perfect. You see balloons and a young woman dressed in a psuedo-schoolgirl outfit. An attractive and talented one at that... then you notice the, oh, roughly 18-inch long wrist blades she's sporting and your brain does the mental equivalent of this:
This is saved for so many reasons.
This is saved for so many reasons.
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Because she can weld and uses gunpowder on a regular basis.Tasoth wrote:Why is she so sexy!?! WHYYYY!?!?
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Yes it's from an episode. They were testing the myth that balloons at the county fair could carry a child away. Took them several thousand to make it work.Elheru Aran wrote:First: YOWZA.
Secondly: Is this from an episode? And if so, what's up with the claws?
The claws are for popping the balloons afterwards.
It was cool seeing Scottie spitting fire to pop several balloons at once.
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Yes, it is from an episode, about floating a child with balloons. The claw thing was for popping them at the end: they used a variety of methods, including Scotti blowing fire.
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Hey, speak for yourself, buddy. Some of us are more like this:The Spartan wrote:That picture is perfect. You see balloons and a young woman dressed in a psuedo-schoolgirl outfit. An attractive and talented one at that... then you notice the, oh, roughly 18-inch long wrist blades she's sporting and your brain does the mental equivalent of this:
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I demand more Keri pics for...uhh....testing purposes....yeah. We'll go with that
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I meant the WTF smiley in a good way, in that she gets you thinking she's coming from one direction then BAM! smacks you from the direction you weren't thinking about. Keeps you on your toes and all that...Uraniun235 wrote:Hey, speak for yourself, buddy. Some of us are more like this:
Having said that, this: is still highly appropriate.
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Probably, considering she's planning to fly into the air on national television.Wicked Pilot wrote:Random thought: I wonder if she's wearing any panties.
Of course, she could be into exhibitionism, I don't really know.
And let me take this moment to say: Daaaamn.
I'd bust that myth... no... I'd pop those balloons?....
Okay, I suck at that. Make up your own if you desperately need one.
Sorry, the myth was about a small child. They floated a 40 pound girl and it took several thousand balloons to do it. It would take tens of thousands of balloons to float an adult of even light weight.MRDOD wrote:Probably, considering she's planning to fly into the air on national television.Wicked Pilot wrote:Random thought: I wonder if she's wearing any panties.
Of course, she could be into exhibitionism, I don't really know.
And let me take this moment to say: Daaaamn.
I'd bust that myth... no... I'd pop those balloons?....
Okay, I suck at that. Make up your own if you desperately need one.
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"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
Did they know that at the start, though?Alyeska wrote: Sorry, the myth was about a small child. They floated a 40 pound girl and it took several thousand balloons to do it. It would take tens of thousands of balloons to float an adult of even light weight.
Plus, you're ruining the moment with your adherance to things like factual accuracy. [I get the feeling that'll be quoted out of context someday...]
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On a somewhat related note, the same feat can be accomplished much more easily using weather balloons: snopes.com on Larry Walters
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The Myth was of a careless parent getting balloons for their little child and the child takes off while holding the balloons. Yes they knew it from the very start. The Myth was never about an adult getting lifted up.MRDOD wrote:Did they know that at the start, though?Alyeska wrote: Sorry, the myth was about a small child. They floated a 40 pound girl and it took several thousand balloons to do it. It would take tens of thousands of balloons to float an adult of even light weight.
Plus, you're ruining the moment with your adherance to things like factual accuracy. [I get the feeling that'll be quoted out of context someday...]
"If the facts are on your side, pound on the facts. If the law is on your side, pound on the law. If neither is on your side, pound on the table."
"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
"The captain claimed our people violated a 4,000 year old treaty forbidding us to develop hyperspace technology. Extermination of our planet was the consequence. The subject did not survive interrogation."
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Mythbusters did that too, adam took a flight!Crayz9000 wrote:On a somewhat related note, the same feat can be accomplished much more easily using weather balloons: snopes.com on Larry Walters
And ohh that image is so saved!
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"Yeah! You like totally cleared it!"weemadando wrote:The most hilarious Kari moment was when they were at the abandoned airstrip and she and Scotti were goading on Torey riding the bike into hurting himself.
Hot. Smart. AND evil...
And then you see Tori stuff the bike right into the wagon and go face first into the pavement.
Then there's all the times the crew gets sent out to buy meat. Like the time when they came back with entire pig spines with meat still on them and Tori was waving them around and jiggling them. You could see Kari getting sick and trying not to throw up.
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But Kari is Smart and Butiful in real life.Ace Pace wrote:Agreed, why oh why isn't Mythbuster broadcasted here.Durandal wrote:Kari is the sexiest thing to happen to science since the female cast members of CSI.
Though all the CSI members VS Kari...well Kari is only one person.
CSI has script wirtiers to help them out.
Kari anyday anywhere, she rules
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
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A dumb-shit Marg Helgenberger is still tough to turn down, even against a brainy hotty like Kari.Faram wrote:But Kari is Smart and Butiful in real life.Ace Pace wrote:Agreed, why oh why isn't Mythbuster broadcasted here.Durandal wrote:Kari is the sexiest thing to happen to science since the female cast members of CSI.
Though all the CSI members VS Kari...well Kari is only one person.
CSI has script wirtiers to help them out.
Kari anyday anywhere, she rules
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