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f d radiance of 1000 Suns wer 2 burst @ 1ce in2 d sky
dat wud bcum d splendor of d Mighty 1...
I M bcum def, d shatterer of wrlds.
wot iz best n Lyf?
2 crush yor enemies.
2 c dem driven b4 U.
& 2 hEr d lamentations of thR women.
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That looks terrible.
dat wud bcum d splendor of d Mighty 1...
I M bcum def, d shatterer of wrlds.
wot iz best n Lyf?
2 crush yor enemies.
2 c dem driven b4 U.
& 2 hEr d lamentations of thR women.
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...
That looks terrible.
An Erisian Hymn:
Onward Christian Soldiers, / Onward Buddhist Priests.
Onward, Fruits of Islam, / Fight 'till you're deceased.
Fight your little battles, / Join in thickest fray;
For the Greater Glory / of Dis-cord-i-a!
Yah, yah, yah, / Yah-yah-yah-yah plfffffffft!
Onward Christian Soldiers, / Onward Buddhist Priests.
Onward, Fruits of Islam, / Fight 'till you're deceased.
Fight your little battles, / Join in thickest fray;
For the Greater Glory / of Dis-cord-i-a!
Yah, yah, yah, / Yah-yah-yah-yah plfffffffft!
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Oddly, the full phrases for OMGWTFBBQ or ROTFLMAO appear as:
Oh my God wot d feck Barbeque
roLN on d flOr :-d My (_!_) Off
Instead of their short forms.
A lng tym ago, n a galaxy fR, fR, awA...
I find this bastard languages use of capital letters most interesting, but there are places that vowels really are neccessary.
Oh my God wot d feck Barbeque
roLN on d flOr :-d My (_!_) Off
Instead of their short forms.
A lng tym ago, n a galaxy fR, fR, awA...
I find this bastard languages use of capital letters most interesting, but there are places that vowels really are neccessary.
Watch out, here comes a Spiderpig!
HAB, BOTM
HAB, BOTM
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What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry out like a raisin in the sun?
Does it fester like a sore, and then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Does it crust over, like a syrupy sweet?
Does it just sag, like a heavy load?
Or does it explode?
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wot hpns 2 a dream deferred?
duz it dry out lIk a raisin n d sun?
duz it fester lIk a sore, & thN run?
duz it stnk lIk rotten meat?
duz it crust Ovr, lIk a syrupy swEt?
duz it jst sag, lIk a hevE load?
o duz it explode?
The thing that I don't get is why even bother? I mean, if you were saving a bunch of characters, that would be one thing, but the original poem is 251 and the second is 224. That doesn't seem to constitute enough of a savings to justify this butchery. Though I do like using capitals to indicate long vowels.
Does it dry out like a raisin in the sun?
Does it fester like a sore, and then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Does it crust over, like a syrupy sweet?
Does it just sag, like a heavy load?
Or does it explode?
becomes...
wot hpns 2 a dream deferred?
duz it dry out lIk a raisin n d sun?
duz it fester lIk a sore, & thN run?
duz it stnk lIk rotten meat?
duz it crust Ovr, lIk a syrupy swEt?
duz it jst sag, lIk a hevE load?
o duz it explode?
The thing that I don't get is why even bother? I mean, if you were saving a bunch of characters, that would be one thing, but the original poem is 251 and the second is 224. That doesn't seem to constitute enough of a savings to justify this butchery. Though I do like using capitals to indicate long vowels.
Any city gets what it admires, will pay for, and, ultimately, deserves…We want and deserve tin-can architecture in a tinhorn culture. And we will probably be judged not by the monuments we build but by those we have destroyed.--Ada Louise Huxtable, "Farewell to Penn Station", New York Times editorial, 30 October 1963
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Judges 1:19 & d LORD wz w Judah; & he drave out d inhabitants of d mowTN; bt c%d not driV out d inhabitants of d valE, cuz dey had CHARIOTS OF IRON.
Seriously, SMS talk is so ridiculous. I mean, so you might save a few seconds and a dozen characters here and there. So what?
Seriously, SMS talk is so ridiculous. I mean, so you might save a few seconds and a dozen characters here and there. So what?
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I know. I can type easily in fully formed Engilsh with minimal amounts of stupid grammar mistakes at 100 Wpm. I have a feeling SMS talk is just a meme because it's actually easier in many cases to actually type the words out yourself. Even on a mobile phone.Lord of the Farce wrote:Judges 1:19 & d LORD wz w Judah; & he drave out d inhabitants of d mowTN; bt c%d not driV out d inhabitants of d valE, cuz dey had CHARIOTS OF IRON.
Seriously, SMS talk is so ridiculous. I mean, so you might save a few seconds and a dozen characters here and there. So what?
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I get the feeling, though, that SMS talk gets easier the more you do it. At first, some people probably use it just because they think their friends will find actual sentences tacky. It's a subconscious thing - when your friend sends you the text message "hi ware r u?" it can feel a little pretentious to respond "I'm in my room. Would you like to visit me?" So they just say "in my room wanna come?" instead. And it all devolves from there until it's habitual.
Personally I think SMS is tacky and pretentiousness be damned.
Personally I think SMS is tacky and pretentiousness be damned.
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It does that, even to Chrurchill? The master of the language in the last century? A man who won the Nobel prize for litrature?kheegan wrote:To quote Sir Winston Churchill...
We shaL go on 2 d nd, we shaL fite n France, we shaL fite on d seas & oceans, we shaL fite w grON confidNc & grON strength n d air, we shaL defend our islnd, wutevA d cost mA b, we shaL fite on d beaches, we shaL fite on d landing grounds, we shaL fite n d feLdz & n d st.z, we shaL fite n d hiLz; we shaL nevr surrender.
I think that was the sound of the English language finally raising a white flag...
I weep.
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"
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I, for one, do not use SMS when I txt.Discombobulated wrote:
Personally I think SMS is tacky and pretentiousness be damned.
No, I dont, really.
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"
Jean Omer Marie Gabriel Monnet
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Technical Speaks using SMS
English
" This transmission using a satellite uplink uses a 4GHZ multi-plexing asynchronous carrier wave that operates at a frequency of 300MHZ and uses a high-band pulse that carries the pulse at 23,435,343 Watts"
Moron Speak
" DIS transmission UzN a satellite uplink uzz a 4GHZ multi-plexing asynchronous carrier wAv dat opr8z @ a frequency of 300MHZ & uzz a high-band pulse dat carries d pulse @ 23,435,343 Watts"
English
The Heisenberg Principle states that once a molecule in the universe has been measured, there is no way that the molecule can be measured because the molecule has shifted position in the universe.
Moron
d Heisenberg Principle st8z dat 1ce a molecuL n d universe hz Bin measured, ther iz n way dat d molecuL cn b measured cuz d molecuL hz shifted positN n d universze.
<Get that past someone at Harvard>
English
" This transmission using a satellite uplink uses a 4GHZ multi-plexing asynchronous carrier wave that operates at a frequency of 300MHZ and uses a high-band pulse that carries the pulse at 23,435,343 Watts"
Moron Speak
" DIS transmission UzN a satellite uplink uzz a 4GHZ multi-plexing asynchronous carrier wAv dat opr8z @ a frequency of 300MHZ & uzz a high-band pulse dat carries d pulse @ 23,435,343 Watts"
English
The Heisenberg Principle states that once a molecule in the universe has been measured, there is no way that the molecule can be measured because the molecule has shifted position in the universe.
Moron
d Heisenberg Principle st8z dat 1ce a molecuL n d universe hz Bin measured, ther iz n way dat d molecuL cn b measured cuz d molecuL hz shifted positN n d universze.
<Get that past someone at Harvard>
You wanna set an example Garak....Use him, Let him Die!!
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You guys need some culture:
Becomes:There once was a man from Nantucket.
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin;
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
Meh...ther 1ce wz a mang frm Nantucket.
whuz ==8 wz so lng he c%d suk it.
He sed w a <g>, az he wiped off Hs chin;
f my ear wer a cunt I c%d feck it!
Life is all the eternity you get, use it wisely.
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How do the letters "oul" translate to %? I almost see it, but not quite.
Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things... their number is negligible and they are stupid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
Oh, fuck.
Original: No reason to be found why reason did fail.
Dumbfuck-ese: n rEsN 2 b found Y rEsN did fail
Just.... HOW?
Dumbfuck reads Illiad: ther R n pacts Btwen lions & men & wolves & lambs hav n concord.
Is Homer gonna have to choke a bitch?
Original: No reason to be found why reason did fail.
Dumbfuck-ese: n rEsN 2 b found Y rEsN did fail
Just.... HOW?
Dumbfuck reads Illiad: ther R n pacts Btwen lions & men & wolves & lambs hav n concord.
Is Homer gonna have to choke a bitch?
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"Faith? Isn't that another term for ignorance?" - Gregory House
"Isn't it interesting... religious behaviour is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart?" - Gregory House
"This is usually the part where people start screaming." - Gabriel Sylar
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"Faith? Isn't that another term for ignorance?" - Gregory House
"Isn't it interesting... religious behaviour is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart?" - Gregory House
"This is usually the part where people start screaming." - Gabriel Sylar
The very first post in this thread mentioned the SMS Bible, and you don't need to break links to CNN. Instead, dress them!