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Yah, hello. Dumbass noob just got owned for like 30+ Damage cause he just had to have that last 15 XP. In my defense I fired off two clips before I got assraped by zombie gangbangers and that should have gotten me 4 hits out of the 3 required. But no, 0 AP with 2 hits and then I get mobbed in the street. Time to run once I regen AP.
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God Says "Oh Snap, Son! You're Screwed Now! Where Am I Now?" (06-66 13:37 WTF)
Um, people with FAKs and a wish for huge amounts of healing-XP in the Reganbank area?
And don't fucking tell me that's bad luck. I've tracked every shot I've made and I have fired exactly 33 shots. I have hit exactly 4 times. That gives me exactly 12.1212% repeating accuracy, or a performance of 40% of my expected ratio. Even had I hit 7 of those times that's still only a 71% performance compared to what should be FUCKING AVERAGE.
AKA I have never even gotten an above-average hit rate despite four attempts. Some of them have gotten 0% hit rates. In fact, 12 shots for 3 hits is my most sucessful so far and is actually close to average...
AKA The system cheats like a motherfucker and Kevan is talking out of his ass when he talks about bad luck or flipping coins.
But it's still a fun game anyway.
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:24 GMT)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:24 GMT)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:24 GMT)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:24 GMT)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:24 GMT)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:25 GMT)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:25 GMT)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:25 GMT)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:25 GMT)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:25 GMT)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:25 GMT)
A zombie attacked you for 3 damage. (10-07 06:26 GMT)
God Says "Oh Snap, Son! You're Screwed Now! Where Am I Now?" (06-66 13:37 WTF)
Um, people with FAKs and a wish for huge amounts of healing-XP in the Reganbank area?
And don't fucking tell me that's bad luck. I've tracked every shot I've made and I have fired exactly 33 shots. I have hit exactly 4 times. That gives me exactly 12.1212% repeating accuracy, or a performance of 40% of my expected ratio. Even had I hit 7 of those times that's still only a 71% performance compared to what should be FUCKING AVERAGE.
AKA I have never even gotten an above-average hit rate despite four attempts. Some of them have gotten 0% hit rates. In fact, 12 shots for 3 hits is my most sucessful so far and is actually close to average...
AKA The system cheats like a motherfucker and Kevan is talking out of his ass when he talks about bad luck or flipping coins.
But it's still a fun game anyway.
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Where are you now and what's your name by the way.
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I'm in Regan bank now, only a few AP left, anyone able to PM me somewhere to hole up till I get rested?
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any of you need a spare pistol clip? I picked one up in my wanderings...it's no use to me.
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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No item exchanges. It'd be too open to abuse, says they.Keevan_Colton wrote:any of you need a spare pistol clip? I picked one up in my wanderings...it's no use to me.
[I could use like 8, plus 12 Shotgun Shells so that I can fill my ammo up and have a spare load for every gun...
So I'm headed to Molebank today or tomorrow, see you guys in a week. And remember, fuck the random number generator. Fight the power! Even if the power is an abstract statistical consruct! ]
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Cant I drop it and then someone else pick it up?MRDOD wrote:No item exchanges. It'd be too open to abuse, says they.Keevan_Colton wrote:any of you need a spare pistol clip? I picked one up in my wanderings...it's no use to me.
[I could use like 8, plus 12 Shotgun Shells so that I can fill my ammo up and have a spare load for every gun...
So I'm headed to Molebank today or tomorrow, see you guys in a week. And remember, fuck the random number generator. ]
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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If you drop it, it seems magical gnomes will pick it up and give it to The Borrowers (remember them?) to make into an outhouse.Keevan_Colton wrote: Cant I drop it and then someone else pick it up?
Or something. Maybe we're too dumb to look on the floor for ammo.
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Actualy from the apparent turn over rate in the game, maybe there's too many dismembered bits of body on the ground and it sinks down into it like a kids ball swamp....MRDOD wrote:If you drop it, it seems magical gnomes will pick it up and give it to The Borrowers (remember them?) to make into an outhouse.Keevan_Colton wrote: Cant I drop it and then someone else pick it up?
Or something. Maybe we're too dumb to look on the floor for ammo.
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
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Pistol Training Rocks My Socks. At 55% hit, you'll only spend a little bit over 3 clips per zombie. Of course, because the Random Number Generator gives me the finger it's more like 8 but who cares?
The above skill is pretty much the best 75 XP evar. Screw Free Running, Ninja building jumps are for wimps.
The above skill is pretty much the best 75 XP evar. Screw Free Running, Ninja building jumps are for wimps.
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The last post in that thread by Andrew is fucking gold.MRDOD wrote:If you drop it, it seems magical gnomes will pick it up and give it to The Borrowers (remember them?) to make into an outhouse.Keevan_Colton wrote: Cant I drop it and then someone else pick it up?
Or something. Maybe we're too dumb to look on the floor for ammo.
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Where are you? You could AP-Dash somewhere...Erik von Nein wrote:Ah, damnit. I just know my fireman's gonna get over-run by zombies. They're freakin' everywhere and the place I'm holed up in has gotten their barricades knocked down to light. Shite. NEED MORE AP.
EDIT: On the plus side I've got about 25 experience to go before I've got construction.
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If only the random number generator could stop giving me the finger.
If only the random number generator could stop giving me the finger.
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I'm in a building with a known PKer, who already killed one of the people there. Moreover, I raised the alarm about him, so he'll probably kill me next.
However, there are my Redemptionist buddies there, so if they log in and kill him before he kills me, I should be safe.
Have a very nice day.
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However, there are my Redemptionist buddies there, so if they log in and kill him before he kills me, I should be safe.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
I just knocked him a good one. He's at 60% health now, but hopefully our Brothers will fix my oversight (damn you, AP, damn you!!). Perhaps seeing two Redemptionists online and like six in the building will scare him and make him think we're all preparing to kill him.fgalkin wrote:I'm in a building with a known PKer, who already killed one of the people there. Moreover, I raised the alarm about him, so he'll probably kill me next.
However, there are my Redemptionist buddies there, so if they log in and kill him before he kills me, I should be safe.
Have a very nice day.
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Fucking heavy barricades, too. We've got to get somebody to fix that or we can't use the Arbites Station as our HQ.
Edit- Fgalkin, Brother Commissar is also joining in. I attempted to use another AP to both hit and check the Traitor's HP, but I missed.
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Bah! AP doesn't regen fast enough! Fortunately the feared zombie horde went elsewhere so my fireman is fine. Just need to make myself either a kill or a couple more whacks with my fireax before construction becomes my thang. Perhaps I should go with melee so I can get more experience? Depends on how fast you need someone with construction.
Whenever. We're not really that organized yet anyway- I dunno if I could even wrangle SDNSAG into moving, right guys?Erik von Nein wrote:Bah! AP doesn't regen fast enough! Fortunately the feared zombie horde went elsewhere so my fireman is fine. Just need to make myself either a kill or a couple more whacks with my fireax before construction becomes my thang. Perhaps I should go with melee so I can get more experience? Depends on how fast you need someone with construction.
(Vast Crowd of 9 People: "Reganbank's far enough. Graah, lazy, don't want to get off ass and move instead of schooling noob zombies...")
Yeah. So it's not needed anytime soon.
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