[TGOD] DARKSTAR: AFTERMATH

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2005-10-12 03:36am

By Popular Demand...

{TGOD} DARKSTAR: AFTERMATH

Finally, after a long respite, he was ready.

Slowly, he rose from his fold-up chair, the orthopedic donut seat emitting an almost imperceptible sigh. Darkstar limped over to the rusted nail from where his threadbare windbreaker hung. The limp still annoyed him, and his mind wandered to the life-threatening incident that caused it...

Three men accosted him in his small apartment. He knew their names; Dalton, Poe, and Wong. As he lay on his floor trembling in fear, Wong had just finished explaining the Death Star's main weapon to him yet again. After the ninth time, he finally relented in the face of Darkstar impenetrable Wall of Ignorance, turned to his two black-clad companions, and said simply, "Release the Dogs of War." Poe left the apartment, while Dalton finished coloring in hair on pictures of Darkstar in cardboard frames strewn around the room. Soon, Poe returned with a metal box, as Wong and Dalton departed. Poe gave Darkstar an evil stare as he tapped the top of the metal box, then left.

Relieved, Darkstar carefully rose to his feet, then froze as scratching sounds emanated from the metal box. Darkstar's eyes widened in fear, as the turned and ran as best he could to the safety of the fire escape just outside his living room window.

He never made it.

The lid of the metal box exploded upward with such ferocity it sank deeply into the cracked plaster ceiling above it. Like a wave of liquid fur, massive orange baboons wearing TOS-era Star Trek uniform tops boiled out of the metal box, immediately falling upon the screaming form of Darkstar. The awful assault lasted for three days, as the baboons took turns sodomizing Darkstar repeatedly, while burping the theme from Star Trek TOS....

Darkstar shook his head in disgust at the memory. He still couldn't walk straight as a result of the assault. He put on his windbreaker, and left his apartment. There were phones that needed answering, and he was determined to get his ruined rectum to work on time.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2005-10-12 03:49am

You're a scary, scary man, Lord Poe.

Post by **Dalton** » 2005-10-12 03:58am

Uh-oh, better be careful, Wayne. Hope your name isn't in any phone directories!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2005-10-12 04:02am

Dalton wrote:Uh-oh, better be careful, Wayne. Hope your name isn't in any phone directories!

Actually, its readily available on my website. If someone wants to waste a quarter or three calling me, feel free!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2005-10-12 04:03am

Ford Prefect wrote:You're a scary, scary man, Lord Poe.

Like I said, fans of the original story were demanding a follow-up! Who am I to disappoint my public?

brianeyci · Post by **brianeyci** » 2005-10-12 10:22am

...burping the theme from Star Trek TOS

ROTFL You found out my secret, I do that, or used to do that (honestly)

. Well, when I was a kid that is.

Brian

Post by **Kuja** » 2005-10-12 11:18am

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2005-10-12 11:44am

I wonder if he'll claim this is another attempt on his life.

And ah, what can monkeys NOT do?

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2005-10-12 01:17pm

Ghost Rider wrote:I wonder if he'll claim this is another attempt on his life.

And ah, what can monkeys NOT do?

Well, this was in direct answer to his claims that the first story ended in his death, even though we don't see it. It was his "logical extrapolation". So, I decided to end such speculation with an absolute, canon resolution.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2005-10-12 03:39pm

Ghost Rider wrote:I wonder if he'll claim this is another attempt on his life.

And ah, what can monkeys NOT do?

His social life maybe (if he had one).

Lord Poe wrote:Soon, Poe returned with a metal box, as Wong and Darkstar departed.

Shouldn't that be "as Wong and Dalton departed"?

Otherwise, good work. Damn Wayne, you've still got the touch.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2005-10-12 05:58pm

Lord Poe wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:I wonder if he'll claim this is another attempt on his life.

And ah, what can monkeys NOT do?
Well, this was in direct answer to his claims that the first story ended in his death, even though we don't see it. It was his "logical extrapolation". So, I decided to end such speculation with an absolute, canon resolution.

True, this will make said conclusion canon

.

Course this finally gave him sweet lovin from something other then his hand, or mythical girlfriends with super assassin exes. RSA should be quite pleased with this addition.

Good job, Poe.

PunkMaister · Post by **PunkMaister** » 2005-10-12 07:15pm

Ford Prefect wrote:You're a scary, scary man, Lord Poe.

OMG! That's an understatement!

This is absolutely terrifying!

I had no idea that such use of material was even allowed!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2005-10-12 07:40pm

Brilliant!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2005-10-12 09:25pm

Darth Servo wrote:Shouldn't that be "as Wong and Dalton departed"?

Damn! Can someone fix that? (grumble no edit buttton in the fanfic section?)

Otherwise, good work. Damn Wayne, you've still got the touch.

ah, thanks!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2005-10-12 09:26pm

And what mistake?

...obviously Servo is having eyesight problems

PunkMaister · Post by **PunkMaister** » 2005-10-12 09:48pm

Lord Poe wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:Shouldn't that be "as Wong and Dalton departed"?
Damn! Can someone fix that? (grumble no edit buttton in the fanfic section?)

Otherwise, good work. Damn Wayne, you've still got the touch.
ah, thanks!

For what I've observed this forums does have an Edit button.
Is right next to the Quote button.
And don't feel bad I did not catch it at first either...

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2005-10-12 10:42pm

Ghost Rider wrote:And what mistake?

...obviously Servo is having eyesight problems

Shit..I've been punked!