Return of Jesus 2000 years ago?
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Return of Jesus 2000 years ago?
I know I've seen this mentioned before, that the bible suggests that the authors were expecting Jesus to return and claim the faithful within their lifetimes. And therefore all the fundies talking about their precious rapture have already been left behind and abandoned to satan. But where is the proof of this (preferably from the bible itself)?
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The Revelations were written with the full expectation that the Rapture would occour in their lifetimes. The Apostles expecting to see Jesus again. And so it continued, down through two mileenia.
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That's what I thought, but how is this actually stated? Is there a clear quote saying "and this will happen in 20 years"? Is it just implied by the wording of it? Entirely separate from the bible, and just part of christian theology at the time?SirNitram wrote:The Revelations were written with the full expectation that the Rapture would occour in their lifetimes. The Apostles expecting to see Jesus again. And so it continued, down through two mileenia.
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I don't beleive so. Any such statements will have been covered up as thoroughly as possible; try getting them to admit it's past and you'll see the best backpedal in the business.lPeregrine wrote:That's what I thought, but how is this actually stated? Is there a clear quote saying "and this will happen in 20 years"? Is it just implied by the wording of it? Entirely separate from the bible, and just part of christian theology at the time?SirNitram wrote:The Revelations were written with the full expectation that the Rapture would occour in their lifetimes. The Apostles expecting to see Jesus again. And so it continued, down through two mileenia.
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Revelations wasn't written by an apostle. It's the mad ravings of a nutbar with the same name as an apostle that was barely accepted as prophecy.SirNitram wrote:The Revelations were written with the full expectation that the Rapture would occour in their lifetimes. The Apostles expecting to see Jesus again. And so it continued, down through two mileenia.
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Re: Return of Jesus 2000 years ago?
lPeregrine wrote:I know I've seen this mentioned before, that the bible suggests that the authors were expecting Jesus to return and claim the faithful within their lifetimes. And therefore all the fundies talking about their precious rapture have already been left behind and abandoned to satan. But where is the proof of this (preferably from the bible itself)?
Jesus says he will return before the diciples can travel to all the cities of isrealMatthew 10:23 But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come.
Jesus on the end note the bolded wordsMatthew 23:36 Verily I say unto you, All these things shall come upon this generation.
Jesus contridicts himself saying the end won't come till the gospel is preached worldwide.Matthew 24:14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
Jesus tells the high priest he will live to see Jesus return.Note that the time for these 'prophecies' has come and gone with no Jesus. And that's just MatthewMatthew 26:64 Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven.
It just continues see link below:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/proph/nt.html
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It's simple how it works.
The Bible explicitly states that no one can know when the return of the Son of Man is. No one.
However, you've got tons of people who are absolutely certain that the end is nigh and the Rapture is upon us.
The problem with that is that if the Rapture is, in fact, nigh, then the guys who know for a fact that it is nigh (and advertise it in great detail) would be right about it. They know when the Son of Man is due to return.
Therefore, as long as people constantly believe that the end is nigh, then the end cannot possibly be nigh.
In conclusion, those crazies predicting the end of the world are, in fact, providing us with Rapture Insurance.
QED.
The Bible explicitly states that no one can know when the return of the Son of Man is. No one.
However, you've got tons of people who are absolutely certain that the end is nigh and the Rapture is upon us.
The problem with that is that if the Rapture is, in fact, nigh, then the guys who know for a fact that it is nigh (and advertise it in great detail) would be right about it. They know when the Son of Man is due to return.
Therefore, as long as people constantly believe that the end is nigh, then the end cannot possibly be nigh.
In conclusion, those crazies predicting the end of the world are, in fact, providing us with Rapture Insurance.
QED.
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The Bible explicitly states that no one can know when the return of the Son of Man is. No one.
However, you've got tons of people who are absolutely certain that the end is nigh and the Rapture is upon us.
The problem with that is that if the Rapture is, in fact, nigh, then the guys who know for a fact that it is nigh (and advertise it in great detail) would be right about it. They know when the Son of Man is due to return.
Therefore, as long as people constantly believe that the end is nigh, then the end cannot possibly be nigh.
In conclusion, those crazies predicting the end of the world are, in fact, providing us with Rapture Insurance.
QED.
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Actually Jesus makes over 20 inferances that he will return within the diciples liftime. So either way they are still nutty.Gil Hamilton wrote:It's simple how it works.
The Bible explicitly states that no one can know when the return of the Son of Man is. No one.
However, you've got tons of people who are absolutely certain that the end is nigh and the Rapture is upon us.
The problem with that is that if the Rapture is, in fact, nigh, then the guys who know for a fact that it is nigh (and advertise it in great detail) would be right about it. They know when the Son of Man is due to return.
Therefore, as long as people constantly believe that the end is nigh, then the end cannot possibly be nigh.
In conclusion, those crazies predicting the end of the world are, in fact, providing us with Rapture Insurance.
QED.
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So, the Rapture will occur sometime after all the fundies disappear?Gil Hamilton wrote:It's simple how it works.
The Bible explicitly states that no one can know when the return of the Son of Man is. No one.
However, you've got tons of people who are absolutely certain that the end is nigh and the Rapture is upon us.
The problem with that is that if the Rapture is, in fact, nigh, then the guys who know for a fact that it is nigh (and advertise it in great detail) would be right about it. They know when the Son of Man is due to return.
Therefore, as long as people constantly believe that the end is nigh, then the end cannot possibly be nigh.
In conclusion, those crazies predicting the end of the world are, in fact, providing us with Rapture Insurance.
QED.
Would not then that disappearance of the fundies be, in and of itself, a Rapture?
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Re: Return of Jesus 2000 years ago?
Christians mostly go by the Matthew 24:14 (seen above) as the calalyst. And since today we have the ability to transmit data more easily, cell phones, TV, internet, etc. it's now only a matter of time before the event takes place. Therefore, we are at "the eleventh hour" and it won't be long now.Setesh wrote:lPeregrine wrote:I know I've seen this mentioned before, that the bible suggests that the authors were expecting Jesus to return and claim the faithful within their lifetimes. And therefore all the fundies talking about their precious rapture have already been left behind and abandoned to satan. But where is the proof of this (preferably from the bible itself)?Jesus says he will return before the diciples can travel to all the cities of isrealMatthew 10:23 But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come.
Jesus on the end note the bolded wordsMatthew 23:36 Verily I say unto you, All these things shall come upon this generation.
Jesus contridicts himself saying the end won't come till the gospel is preached worldwide.Matthew 24:14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
Jesus tells the high priest he will live to see Jesus return.Note that the time for these 'prophecies' has come and gone with no Jesus. And that's just MatthewMatthew 26:64 Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven.
It just continues see link below:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/proph/nt.html
As far as the scriptures eluding to the second coming during THEIR lifetime, the Christian view would be that those verses were figurative.
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Paul stated the endtimes were upon them, and that they would live to see them. I can't remember what verse, he wrote so many goddamn books...
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The Rapture can occur now and still be in the apostles' lifetimes because, according to obscure Christian mythology, some of them are still alive. John is currently about 2000 years old and living in the garden of Eden. That English guy in Orlando Furioso who rode a hippogriff met him there.
Anyway, the above is just one of the crackpot technicality ways around the deadline that the finite lives of the apostles would seem to present on the Apocalypse.
Anyway, the above is just one of the crackpot technicality ways around the deadline that the finite lives of the apostles would seem to present on the Apocalypse.
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Well, mostly letters.Paul stated the endtimes were upon them, and that they would live to see them. I can't remember what verse, he wrote so many goddamn books...
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