Old frail Jedi vs young highly skilled non-Jedi

Acclamator · Post by **Acclamator** » 2002-12-01 09:04am

For example a fight such as:

Jocasta Nu vs Jet Li.

Either hand to hand, or lightsabers for both.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-01 09:08am

Jocasta vs. Jet: Jet wins. Precog is nothing if you can't respoond to it, and nobody can deny Jet's skill in HtH.

But with lightsabers the odds are more balanced. Jet can't use a saber as well as Jocasta can, and strength is not so much of an issue with sabers.

And if you use Dooku vs Jet with saber, then Dooku wins.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-01 10:24am

Yoda is old

Yoda is frail

Yoda is a blur when moving at speed

'nuff said

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-01 10:26am

NecronLord wrote:Yoda is old

Damn straight.

Yoda is frail

Damn straight.

Yoda is a blur when moving at speed

Damn straight.

'nuff said

(you guessed it) Damn straight.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-01 10:27am

But if it's in hand to hand? Yoda vs. Jet li?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-01 12:59pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:But if it's in hand to hand? Yoda vs. Jet li?

If it is straight hand to hand and if the Force doesn't give Yoda super strength the only way he will win is if he can just hop around out of range of Jet Li and go for quick hits.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-01 01:00pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:But if it's in hand to hand? Yoda vs. Jet li?

Yoda wins. The Force grants him enormous powers of precognition, speed, and strength. There's no way that Jet Li can over come that.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-01 01:01pm

neoolong wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:But if it's in hand to hand? Yoda vs. Jet li?
If it is straight hand to hand and if the Force doesn't give Yoda super strength the only way he will win is if he can just hop around out of range of Jet Li and go for quick hits.

Not impossible, Yoda could keep tripping Jet and pinning him in place while stomping on him repeatedly. 4m jump ---> one foot landing on your trachea ----> pain.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-01 01:07pm

Heck the Emperor is a prime example...old coot, yet the Force grants him immense powers, that I doubt any physical opponent can overcome.

I mean if they are granted persay all their skills...the old Jedi nearly hands down because screw Pre-cog...they have telekinetics.

Omega-13 · Post by **Omega-13** » 2002-12-01 01:43pm

Yea seriously, the Emperor looks even more feeble than yoda, but I still put my money on him vs jet li, hand to hand

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-01 02:41pm

If direct force attacks are disallowed Jet Li could beat them, but if force attacks are allowed, EMperor would whip Jet's ass every day of the week.

I can imagine... Emperor and Jet work out the rules, which say no Fore allowe, then as Jet is about to do his No-Shadow Kick Emperor Lightnings him to death.

"Fight fair? Of course not, fuckwit! I fight to win! Muhahaha!"

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-01 03:58pm

*Jet Li does a flying spinning being-carried-by-wires super kick*
*old feeble Jedi pushes him onto his ass and slides him across where ever they are fighting and over a cliff, without once opening his eyes*

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-01 04:39pm

If you deny them the force then what is the point of them being a jedi?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-12-01 04:58pm

How frail is Jocasta Nu, anyway? What's to say she can't draw on her force powers to give her comparable speed and strength to any other Jedi?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-01 06:52pm

Jedi wins so long as they are able to draw on the force.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-01 08:03pm

NecronLord wrote:If you deny them the force then what is the point of them being a jedi?

I agree, without the force, it's just Jet Li assualting an old man.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-12-01 09:11pm

Reminds me of the Trekkie jerk-off fantasies where the Empire is only allowed to engage the Federation when it's fleet sizes are reduced to being ridiculously low.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-01 10:04pm

Accually it'd be more like, unarmed, unshielded, and just flew through dangerously close to a star with out it's shields ISD vs a couple thousand borg cubes.