My people gave yours cloaking technology back when we were allies! You didn't take it from us!
Filthy Romulan lies!
Damn. I forgot.
Once again, the Klingon race proves themselves the greatest intellects of the galaxy!
"I want to mow down a bunch of motherfuckers with absurdly large weapons and relative impunity - preferably in and around a skyscraper. Then I want to fight a grim battle against the unlikely duo of the Terminator and Robocop. The last level should involve (but not be limited to) multiple robo-Hitlers and a gorillasaurus rex."--Uraniun235 on his ideal FPS game
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Force."--Darth Vader
Trogdor wrote: Once again, the Klingon race proves themselves the greatest intellects of the galaxy!
While I do want to see Warbirds rule, don't get ahead of yourself. Remember this guy.
We Ferengi though, have Rom, a progressive leader with a vision for the future, and of course Nog, with all the secrets of the Federation! Plus, we don't have a Marxist economy and have really sharp teeth! .
Trogdor wrote: Once again, the Klingon race proves themselves the greatest intellects of the galaxy!
You will pay for that!
Oh, I'm shivering with terror, mighty Klingon! With your fantastic memory and the map, you may only have to make two or three circuits of the galaxy before you find my systems!
EDIT: Brian, I do everything I can to forget that guy. Besides, he was not a Romulan.
"I want to mow down a bunch of motherfuckers with absurdly large weapons and relative impunity - preferably in and around a skyscraper. Then I want to fight a grim battle against the unlikely duo of the Terminator and Robocop. The last level should involve (but not be limited to) multiple robo-Hitlers and a gorillasaurus rex."--Uraniun235 on his ideal FPS game
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Force."--Darth Vader
Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:Fair warning: whoever's playing the Dominion is about to get their colony ship blasted into scrap. I don't know how much Star Trek TOS you've watched, but Kirk doesn't take the Picard "bend over" approach when an unidentified ship enters Fed. space and refuses to respond to hails.
Trogdor wrote:Oh, I'm shivering with terror, mighty Klingon! With your fantastic memory and the map, you may only have to make two or three circuits of the galaxy before you find my systems!
You will see. Because not only am I Chancellor Martok, I am also The Wookiee. With all the admin powers that entails
To Absent Friends
Dalton | Admin Smash | Knight of the Order of SDN
"y = mx + bro" - Surlethe
"You try THAT shit again, kid, and I will mod you. I will
mod you so hard, you'll wish I were Dalton." - Lagmonster
Okay, I get it. My people have made mistakes in the past. So have your Ferengi, if you recall.
Dalton, I'll stop making fun of your little mistake. Just please don't bust me down to redshirt or something.
"I want to mow down a bunch of motherfuckers with absurdly large weapons and relative impunity - preferably in and around a skyscraper. Then I want to fight a grim battle against the unlikely duo of the Terminator and Robocop. The last level should involve (but not be limited to) multiple robo-Hitlers and a gorillasaurus rex."--Uraniun235 on his ideal FPS game
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Force."--Darth Vader
brianeyci wrote:Picard's Federation is going to get their ass kicked first .
Brian
o rly
Yeah maybe not, you do have the most powerful character shields, except maybe ripped shirt Kirk. At least we get to try though, it's been a mastubatory fantasy of mine to see early TNG get assraped by Dominion, Borg, TOS, Tholians, and especially cloaked Romulan Warbirds, so I hope that happens.
Brian
If you paid attention to my RP, you'd see that my homeworlds originated from a backwater sector of the Federation (known as the Felgercarb Cluster... *snicker*), and as such we do not share the hyper-socialist attitudes of those hippies on Earth and Vulcan.
We are however enlightened enough to permit males as well as females to wear skirts if they so choose.
Uraniun235 wrote:We are however enlightened enough to permit males as well as females to wear skirts if they so choose.
Females don't have to wear clothes in Ferengi territory -- true nudism at its finest. Males don't have to either.
Also, new turn just processed ^ - ^. Good nice and fast.
It was processed earlier today, wasn't it? I hope I wasn't skipped, I'm here until midnight.
Yeah 7:33. Not "just" processed, I was wrong. You weren't skipped, you can't be skipped, I wouldn't force the turn to execute unless everybody submitted. Well. Depends on what happens later.
The turn will process again if Dalton and GuppyShark take their turns.
Any job worth doing with a laser is worth doing with many, many lasers. -Khrima
There's just no arguing with some people once they've made their minds up about something, and I accept that. That's why I kill them. -Othar Avatar credit
If you're talking about abusing your admin powers, well, I assume I would also love it, if I had admin powers to abuse.
"I want to mow down a bunch of motherfuckers with absurdly large weapons and relative impunity - preferably in and around a skyscraper. Then I want to fight a grim battle against the unlikely duo of the Terminator and Robocop. The last level should involve (but not be limited to) multiple robo-Hitlers and a gorillasaurus rex."--Uraniun235 on his ideal FPS game
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Force."--Darth Vader
brianeyci wrote:Three turn turnaround for messages... you send it to him, he reads it, he sends it back to you, you read it.
Ah. Didn't realize that. Consider my ominous statements retracted, and my in-game follow-up message null and void. Well, unless I don't like the response I get
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark." - Muhammad Ali
"Dating is not supposed to be easy. It's supposed to be a heart-pounding, stomach-wrenching, gut-churning exercise in pitting your fear of rejection and public humiliation against your desire to find a mate. Enjoy." - Darth Wong
I'm convinced that Dalton was actually a Klingon in another life-time. Screw the game, reading this thread and the other is more than enough entertainment.
For the record, first thing I do when I get home from work is to jump on and play my turn. I get a little notification when the turn gets sent to me as well... at like, 11am.
Almost makes me want to grab a laptop and load SEIV on it so I can finish my turn at the office.
Ha ha, don't listen to me, I'm unemployed and have few other responsibilities. One turn a day is more than enough.
Any job worth doing with a laser is worth doing with many, many lasers. -Khrima
There's just no arguing with some people once they've made their minds up about something, and I accept that. That's why I kill them. -Othar Avatar credit
Kamakazie Sith wrote:I'm convinced that Dalton was actually a Klingon in another life-time. Screw the game, reading this thread and the other is more than enough entertainment.
Continue!
I agree. This thread is hilarious. I am more interested now in how the OOC thread plays out than the game itself. Keep it up guys and girls.
<Wagers 5 credits on the Klingon being assimilated first>
Dangermouse wrote:<Wagers 5 credits on the Klingon being assimilated first>
Ah, a bold wager, considering that the Borg haven't been added to the map yet. Not a foolish one, though, at least not in my opinion.
"I want to mow down a bunch of motherfuckers with absurdly large weapons and relative impunity - preferably in and around a skyscraper. Then I want to fight a grim battle against the unlikely duo of the Terminator and Robocop. The last level should involve (but not be limited to) multiple robo-Hitlers and a gorillasaurus rex."--Uraniun235 on his ideal FPS game
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Force."--Darth Vader
Once again, the Klingon race proves themselves the greatest intellects of the galaxy! 
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I love this stuff.
