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Christian chicks who save pornstars by looking like them

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You have to see the site to believe it...

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JC's GIRLSGIRLSGIRLS is a Biblically based Christian ministry that seeks to share God's message of hope and forgiveness by reaching out in a non-judgmental way to those who are in the sex industry. We pattern our ministry after the very ministry of Jesus by actually going to the people who need him. Our desire is for people to see that Christianity is anything but boring and restrictive. In Christ, we are free to experience adventure, pleasure, forgiveness, hope, and peace.
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So they look like bimbos; what do they expect to accomplish with this? I'm not interested unless they do DP onscreen.
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Why must all the hot chicks be fundamentalist whackaloons?
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I'd like to see them try to convert Max Hardcore.
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Are you sure this isn't an Escort Agency?
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Just means there too stupid to do anything productive
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aerius wrote:Are you sure this isn't an Escort Agency?
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Well, I like how they are non-judgemental about it, yet trying to convince people to leave the industry...
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I wanna bang them.
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There's so much fluffy-bunny-Christian-talk in there (don't get me wrong, I prefer fluffy-bunny to, say, the Trading Spouses lady) that I can't figure out what they're trying to do. All I can see is "Jesus hung out with strippers. So do we!"
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Post by wilfulton »

Sure they're cute, of course naturally my big question is, does she have nice tits? and also is she single. All three of those advertised are married, and stay at home moms. That pretty much just blows out the romantic candles for me.
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Post by Galvatron »

Wow, it turns out their church is in my hometown. I might just have to visit some Sunday morning for the sole purpose of re-corrupting some hot ex-stripper Christian chicks.
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Darth Wong wrote:So they look like bimbos; what do they expect to accomplish with this? I'm not interested unless they do DP onscreen.
But I'm camera-shy...
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No no, your dpdp. Not dp
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Agent Fisher wrote:No no, your dpdp. Not dp
Ruin the joke, why don't you. :P
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Agent Fisher wrote:No no, your dpdp. Not dp
Ruin the joke, why don't you. :P

It was stilll a good one. :lol:
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Agent Fisher wrote:No no, your dpdp. Not dp
Ruin the joke, why don't you. :P
I didn't get it till he mentioned that. :lol:

I have to wonder how many people actually listen to what they're saying rather than fantasizing about them.
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