Anakin's midichlorians vs. Kirk's sperm

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Whose boys will win?

Anakin's midichlorians
18
55%
Kirk's sperm
15
45%
 
Total votes: 33

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Darth Yoshi wrote:I never said yoda used force lightning in that scene (But it was still cool). Personally, I think that being Dark Jedi or Sith makes it easier to use Force Lightning, but a master of the Light Side can use it as well when necessary.
I didn't think you did, I was predicting that someone would bring it up, like I did with the Nemesis points a month ago that poped up this week.
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Kirk must be pretty active. Some people have sperm that are so lazy, that during , the sperm make a rest stop in the urethra.
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Martin Blank wrote:
Lusankya wrote:Kirk had sex with almost every beautiful woman in the known universe, but only had one kid.
How many of those women survived long enough to have a kid in the first place?
Are you implying a causal relationship between Kirk's sperm and the mortality rate of those women? Would that mean Kirk has a "death seed?"
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Darth Jehovah wrote:
Martin Blank wrote:
Lusankya wrote:Kirk had sex with almost every beautiful woman in the known universe, but only had one kid.
How many of those women survived long enough to have a kid in the first place?
Are you implying a causal relationship between Kirk's sperm and the mortality rate of those women? Would that mean Kirk has a "death seed?"
Startling thought. I'm never going to think about Kirk that way again... Not that I ever did really, but it seems like a perfectly valid reason. :)
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