Thrawn vs Janeway, with a twist

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Thrawn vs Janeway, with a twist

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Janeway has control of a fleet containing a completed DS2, 12 Executors, 4 Eclipses, 100 ISD's and 200 VSDs.

Thrawn has a UFP shuttlecraft.

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unfortunately, janeway. genius only goes so far.
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Janeway. Thrawn's good but not that good.
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Maybe we just aren't looking hard enough for the solution: if it's there, Thrawn would find it.
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Thrawn transmits his image to the Imperial Fleet. Recognizing him, they turn on Janeway and blast her.

Thrawn wins. :twisted:
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Thrawn.

Janeway would bore the crews to death...one noted captain would fire upon her and as the shuttle hails them, Thrawn congratulates the wily captain for resisting her mindless babble.
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Janeway finds a really compicated way to capture or disable the shuttlecraft that winds up destroying half her fleet while Thrawn gets away.

Fed up with her useless tactics and mind-numbing orders inthe face of obvious victory, the crews revolt and put Janeway in a torpedo tube.
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If the crew on Janeway's vessels is Imperial, she will be executed for treason. If it's 'Starfleet's finest', they will scuttle the fleet because it's designed for the horrible and cruel purpose of making war.
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Stormbringer wrote:Janeway. Thrawn's good but not that good.
I agree, Thrawn could not do much against said fleet. This is so one sided that I wonder if the guy who setthis up understands fair play.
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You might as well give Thrawn an escape pod. He'd still win.
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If Janeway's ships were "Federation's finest", they would find a way to mess up and lose the battle. You just can't take them from their wussy Federation ships and put them on mighy Imperial vessels.
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Thrawn asks for Janeway if he can beam over. She stupidly agrees. And he comes aboard. And leaves after sticking a torpedo to the reactor. Boom goes the DS2.


And Janeway beams away. She asks to negotiate and refuses to raise shields. Thrawn blast the windows of the bridge, flys through and guts the ship from the inside. Rinse and repeat.
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similar situation

Janeway in command of Blizzard Force

Thrawn Commanding a single Tiger MkII Porche Turret
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Janeway wouldn't use monstorties because there "evil", Thrawn by default

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Mike_6002 wrote:Janeway wouldn't use monstorties because there "evil", Thrawn by default

Greatest word in the english langauge "Default"
Ok how about Janeway in a division of M1-A1 Abrams Tanks and Thrawn in a Panzer I (the lightest tank the Nazis produced, only had a single 60 caliber machinegun)
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Lameway would try to order a peaceful solution, Thrawn calls out Lameway to talk, Thrawn opens fire with the Twin 7.92mm MG's and Lameway dies, and the tanks will join Thrawn, because he loves a good tatical war!!!!!
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Mike_6002 wrote:Lameway would try to order a peaceful solution, Thrawn calls out Lameway to talk, Thrawn opens fire with the Twin 7.92mm MG's and Lameway dies, and the tanks will join Thrawn, because he loves a good tatical war!!!!!
Good out :lol:
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Isolder74 wrote:
Mike_6002 wrote:Lameway would try to order a peaceful solution, Thrawn calls out Lameway to talk, Thrawn opens fire with the Twin 7.92mm MG's and Lameway dies, and the tanks will join Thrawn, because he loves a good tatical war!!!!!
Good out :lol:
Sorry about the grammer, And Lameway would never fight in an AFV because there "evil", damn SF introducation ruins the fun and horrors of war :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Lameway would refuse to raise shields until Thrawn proves he has 'hostile intent'.

Thrawn would procede to prove said intent by beaming the fleet's proton torpedoes into his craft and then back into their respective reactors.
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IG-88E wrote:Thrawn transmits his image to the Imperial Fleet. Recognizing him, they turn on Janeway and blast her.

Thrawn wins. :twisted:
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Janeway has enough trouble to hold one ship together, with a fleet they would probably throw her down the reaction shaft, and welcome Thrawn aboard!
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What makes you think that Janeway would even be able to find Thrawn?

This is a lady who stops at *every* system, takes readings, dispatches away-teams, and doesn't leave until they have a library of information about it.

Also during that time they enrage local populations, fly into every hazardous anomaly, try and fix everything they find, help small children cross the street.

By the time Janeway actually finds Thrawn on the battlefield, she will be down to a few escape pods held together by a 'structural integrity field'.
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Janeways head explodes when she discovers that the crew expect her to act of her on initiative and there are no conference rooms on the bridge.
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Thrawn kamakzees his shuttle right into the bridge of the Executor that Janeway is aboard. Janeway is killed, but the Imperial fleet soon detects Thrawn's escape pod and tractors him aboard. Thrawn wins. 8)
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